Pluto
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@ctsar_ct @iam_leogenesis @Wizarab10 You're one of the weird ones. 😆 This isn't about you driving stick shift because I can drive that too but I don't use both legs for auto.
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How do left legged people drive? I keep imagining them drive. Or does being left-legged only apply to football?
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Egg roll 50 Naira!?😂
Just because we give you permission to lie to us doesn't mean you should use lie to finish us.
TG OMORI@boy_director
Told this kid I used to buy egg roll with full egg in it for 50 naira in senior school and they looking at me like I went to school with Alvan ikoku
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@mkultra661 @IdkJustHereNow @RadioGenoa They wanna choose the bear. Why do they want protection from a man?
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@IdkJustHereNow @RadioGenoa It is every mans duty. Every women you see is another man's daughter, wife, girlfriend, friend name it. If you don't care what happens to her than you wouldn't care to watch someone you love being attacked while others just "watch".
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A criminal steals two women, and the only man present, instead of catching him, runs away like a rat and hides behind a woman. Then an old man intervenes and chases him. Young people today lack courage.
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@Wizarab10 People who are highly impressionable are annoying. Who the heck is your elder cousin? Follow your fucking heart.
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@iKaptainKush @Wizarab10 Is she expected to be hostile towards his friend from the beginning? And she reported it to him, I don’t see the problem on her end.
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@Wizarab10 You're capping with the part where you said you don't take nonsense. You're full of shit.
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She doesn't like you. It is that simple.
Block her and keep it moving
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@AizawaHeadd @vicious696 He’s not a better martial artist than Matt though.
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@vicious696 This is such a bs fight lol. Spider-Man is literally better than Matt in every category by magnitudes and he would only lose if it was literally his first week with his powers or the writers were high
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@MekaWrights This forms part of my thoughts.
The Bshop David Ibiyeomie I know will not even splash such Billions on a cyber truck.
It's probably a gift from someone. It may probably have been in his garage for long, and he decides to sample it to the crusade.
He might not even like it!
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Asides the fact that I don’t argue religion nor judge pastors, y’all feel that it’s your N500 offerings or 20k tithe that bought him this?
Darling, most of these exotic properties are gifts from well to do individuals that wont be on social media judging him 🤣
“Una pastor dey drive cyber truck 😂😂” even in the Bible, the donkey that Jesus rode on was decorated for him by his followers, which was a mark of honor
Onyi baby@kwinjae
David ibiyeome live in Uniport with cyber truck and many escorts. 😭😂 Una tithe dey work well oh, una pastor dey drive cyber truck 😂😂😂🤲🏽
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@uniquemoviemom He can fill his lungs with a month’s worth of oxygen.
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I didn't know Superman and Supergirl can't breathe underwater but can fly in the vacuum of space
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@Kenzztz @mitchelgoodluck Bro full master avatar state by the end of season 2
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I have a rule when it comes to motherhood. A push gift is non negotiable for me. If I'm having a child for my husband he must get me a push gift, it's non negotiable. So immediately I tell you I am pregnant go and start saving immediately, you have 9 months to save. It can be a car or a house. If you dont get me a push gift I'm not having a second child for you, you can go to court and everything but I can never be f0rced" — Lady
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If 10 is an Attacking midfielder, then what is the role of an 8???😭😭😭
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@CfcEnzoFc @OluOlabode_ Y’all are crazy. Only Messi should be on the seat when Ronaldo got there.
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I’m sorry, but he cannot even lace any of these guys’ shoes, let alone talk about any of them standing up for him.
BeksFCB@Joshua__Ubeku
Who should stand up for Cristiano Ronaldo? 👀
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@The_onlyoneee @MagicalPep What do you mean by even though he was not good? He was a good dribbler. He is top five most successful during his own gen.
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@MagicalPep Even tho he was not good in dribbling, he still tried his best during his young man UTD days
Respect
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This is the actual reason Ronaldo stopped dribbling, forget that knee injury nonsense. Bro was finished before he even started. 😭😭
MP𖤐@MagicalPep
Ronaldo fans love to say he stopped dribbling because of a knee injury. Today, I’m exposing that fraud. 😭
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@baby_ivoryy @NeverteIImeodd ….If she never puts her hands on a man.
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Why do women think they can fight men?
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