Steve

@HSBC_UK how can I get in touch with customer services?

@RoyalMail why is it when you pay for 48hrs tracked, on Monday. It should arrive by Wednesday but tracking says expected delivery Sunday.. It's a joke of a service

@ScottishPower not happy... you have broken GDPR ... your service is a joke

@ZackSnyder curious to know why you went with the different accents? Especially the choice of Charlie's n.irish?

@AndreaCowanSNP @Tesco Well instead of pushing for your idiotic idea of independence focus on how brexit can be improved. Look at the bigger picture in the uk. N.ireland is just as bad

I'm sorry, @tesco this is not good enough in your Dalmarnock store on a Friday afternoon 😔 Lots more shelves with empty boxes throughout the store. Rising prices are bad enough but lack of basic foodstuffs is unacceptable.

@RegattaOutdoors what's the guarantee on walking shoes ?

@Morrisons what's the point of an offer and an expiry date if you don't get to use it on the last day ??? Expires 27th but taken off today??? What a joke

@MentalJargon @fesshole Oh dear....

My dad walked out when I was one and my brother two weeks old. I recently found him on Facebook and got in touch cos I was curious. My mum doesn't know. He's a weird cunt and I regret doing it.

@ScottishPower how can I talk to someone that can actually help ???

@NotaBot1976 @fesshole Or knickers was always sommit I was asked to say.

My cousin's husband is from Belfast and when they stay with us, every morning he invariably says 'I could spend an hour in your power shower,' and it tickles me so much I always pretend I haven't heard him so he says it two or three times.

@TheBoysTV @KarlUrban even Google answers Butcher

@companyofanimal how long should a halti lead last ??? Dog just pulled and this happened 😡

@AldiUK my wee dog loves you crisps as much as I do

@OfficialSonyPS4 I take it this is a scam regarding my password?

@gregjames nothing wrong with never having a Nandos. I refuse to go and will never visit. KFC all the way 😋 Steve, from Troon.

@fesshole Did they fuck

I once ate my wife's advent calendar when cravings kicked in one night. Blamed it on the dog. She insisted we took the dog to the vets to get checked out. Went along with it rather than coming clean and the vet bill came to £150. Worth it.

@fesshole What kinda washing machine you buying !!!???

I took out a loan for £7500 to buy crypto currency because I thought it was going to go up. It has gone down and now I have a loan repayable over 48 months. I haven't told my wife as we could have spent the money on a washing machine. We currently have to use the launderette.

@embahgendut @JaredLeto @ComicBook Yeah thats the final trailer I noticed it

@Stephen_B81 @JaredLeto @ComicBook Damn..,....look like it was a real ghost😨 as i remember this scene was in the first trailer. This scene was Morbius using his echolocation ability in a lab

@JaredLeto @ComicBook is that matt Smith???

@cineworld can you pay for unlimited monthly and if so how much is it ?