Steph

@feederofcats Okay, but counterpoint: his soft little noggin head

the audacity on this thing

@feederofcats Innocent

these pics look like he just sits there with that perfect dumb face and patiently waits for a bite. I guarantee you when the camera is off he's using those meaty paws to snatch food right off my fork and gum it down like a pelican

Bigs used to be scared of his own shadow and stayed in one corner of one room (by choice) for the first several months after I brought him home. now he is confidently and openly trying to steal every meal I ever try to eat

@Swilua People were mad when Jon Batiste got the gig with Colbert, and called him a sellout. Like, what? A steady paycheck and benefits and more freedom to make cool music because he's not always gig hopping, that's selling out? He won Grammys and an Oscar and a BAFTA while on that show!

@brianhildebrand Bay View Colectivo is pretty good

@oldenoughtosay America (Wisconsin) and either husband or partner.

Remember—they have to stigmatize us bc we are happier without them

I want more people to know Joe and Kamala made an overdose stopper available to buy over the counter and overdose deaths *immediately* plummeted

@jtrebach AHHHH oh good glory, no thank you

ER doc here to say please dont put your feet up on the dashboard...its comfy but not worth having an xray like this

@brookebikesmke I couldn't ride for three days because I had to get a new helmet and it hasn't arrived yet. I am very grumpy about it.

Jesus Christ, the mayor of Mazan, where Gisele Pelicot was raped by some 80 men while drugged by her husband: "It's not that bad, no kids were involved, nobody died." I mean, sure, not all men, but fucking hell, that man, and those men.

@TanaIsBananas I might start doing that. What a good idea!

#OTD My great-great-aunt Mildred Harnack was beheaded on Hitler’s direct order. Born in Milwaukee, she graduated from the University of Wisconsin & moved to Germany to pursue a PhD. As an American grad student in Berlin, she witnessed a rapid increase in Hitler's popularity. 1/12

Look, she didn't really say that but I bet she's thinking it

There were 42 assassination attempts on Hitler. It’s hardly a reason to vote for someone.

I really, really, *really* need the Television Academy to fix the category criteria before next year’s #Emmys because ‘The Bear’ sweeping comedy over shows like ‘Abbott Elementary’ is actually infuriating. All those actors and actual comedies deserve better.

for those wondering, he’s bringing awareness to and is in solidarity with the missing and murdered indigenous women and girls in north america. devastatingly strong nativehope.org/missing-and-mu…

Scott Walker just pissed his Ronald Reagan Underoos.

Peak female performance is Greta Thunberg getting you arrested because you were too stupid to not order from a local pizza joint when attempting to evade authorities on human trafficking charges.

Enraging the most rabid fan base on the internet is a strange political decision