Steve

@Helen_Barnard Everyone loves an air fryer! Don't you want to save the planet?

I just crashed a teams meeting to advise someone I've never met to absolutely NOT give his wife an air fryer for Mother's Day. I think I've performed a vital public service. Was I right?

@GaryLineker @BBCMOTD Yet again big ears you don't no when to keep your big gob shut,stick to football and leave running the country to the intelligent people!

Well, it’s been an interesting couple of days. Happy that this ridiculously out of proportion story seems to be abating and very much looking forward to presenting @BBCMOTD on Saturday. Thanks again for all your incredible support. It’s been overwhelming.

@willnorman Dickhead!

Research shows that 20mph in urban areas doesn’t just make roads safer, it also cuts emissions and toxic air pollution. futuretransport.info/urban-traffic-… 20splenty.org/20mph_fuel_sav…

@EmmaKennedy Where do you live ? Buckingham palace

@CyclingInASkirt Exactly what you deserve knobhead

Here's a taster of the sort of direct messages I get. Nice, aren't they?

@theJeremyVine @Lord_nikon0131 @Sh3zz4 @monsieurballard @LdnRiders @MikeyCycling @MarinaPurkiss @feckitdotcom @betterstreetskc @katherinedunne @willnorman @mzdt Sorry Jeremy I hate roadies nearly as much I hate horses ,no business on the road ,if ride on the road except the risk and stop moaning Yours sincerely - Steve ( trucker - motorcyclist and enduro mountain bike racer!

Apologies for my language but I am SICK AND TIRED of having to risk my life so one guy can sit eating an apple #HighStreetKensington @Lord_nikon0131 @Sh3zz4 @monsieurballard @LdnRiders @MikeyCycling @MarinaPurkiss @feckitdotcom @betterstreetskc @katherinedunne @willnorman @mzdt

@PaulMcCartney @Spotify Absolutely not macca Truly awful

Paul's 'Sticking Out Of My Back Pocket' playlist on @spotify changes each month, mixing chart-topping classics from his catalogue with fan-favourite hidden gems!🎧 Listen here for our compilation of playlist highlights over the years: mpl.pm/SOMBP

@trussliz Yes Lizzie what whizzo plan you quasi Modo concocted while reading Enid blyton novels and drinking lashings of cool tizer . Dressing up like the grown ups and playing a merry game of politics ! Back in the real world the country's wrecked and people are starving and freezing!

We delivered on energy bills and on cutting national insurance. We have continued to stand with Ukraine and to protect our own security. And we set out a vision for a low tax, high growth economy – that would take advantage of the freedoms of Brexit.

@hollywills Will there be a queue at your book signing and could you show me how to jump it please ! Or if Phil's there I'll queue with him !

Hello! This is a message I’ve been looking forward to sending... I’ve been working on a very special project - a book! Writing is such a personal process and between these pages you will find many little pieces of me...

@PaulMcCartney As long as it s not bthe frog song or mull of fucking kintyr macca you scally twat!

Whatever you pause on is the song you should start 2023 with 👀 Close your eyes and see what you land on! #7inchSinglesBox

@PaulMcCartney Fuck off macca you scally bastard

Have a really wonderful Christmastime - Paul 😘

@DrMickSalt @EnvAgencyMids @RedIndustries2 @AaronBell4NUL @StinkStopthe @SteveMeakin11 @Sheelagh2 @stokiejan @LeeWalford1 @Audrey08196234 @BurgessSimmo @BeckieCurrie @lauramaytv Stop the stink ! Make simmo burgess have his annual bath ! Ps and change his pants and socks

Dear #StopTheStink Community, Today marks 1 year since @EnvAgencyMids announced their investigation into alleged illegal waste activity at @RedIndustries2 sites (consult.environment-agency.gov.uk/west-midlands/…), yet still we wait. If you have information for this investigation, please call 0800807060

@DrMickSalt @BurgessSimmo @EnvAgencyMids @RedIndustries2 @AaronBell4NUL @StinkStopthe @SteveMeakin11 @Sheelagh2 @stokiejan @LeeWalford1 @Audrey08196234 @BeckieCurrie @lauramaytv Stop the stick! Make burgess have his annual bath !

@JeremyClarkson Nice one jeeza ,no doubt you'll get accused of being a nazi because you dared to say something about markle or upsetting that ginger whinger! Take the passports off them both not welcome anymore!

Oh dear. I’ve rather put my foot in it. In a column I wrote about Meghan, I made a clumsy reference to a scene in Game of Thrones and this has gone down badly with a great many people. I’m horrified to have caused so much hurt and I shall be more careful in future.

@JeremyClarkson Don't bother jezza ,you forgot to mention that the ginger whinger should be made to join nut meg as well

@theJeremyVine @Boyddays Have seen the price of frozen turkey this year

What IS going on here? I hope it isn't what it looks like... (via @Boyddays)

@LKTranslator Because he is a deluded millitant dinosaur ,just another money grabbing oportunist

@kiss Not happy with noise pollution,no widow twanky and the cast of drag race want to leave a bad taste in your mouth!

#KISSisEverywhere! The January issue of the Belgian Rock Tribune Magazine comes complete with a 32-page KISS special edition magazine! #Belgium Thanks to Gino Van Lancker for sharing with us!