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@BenGrahamUK Show me a photo of a 1400 year old 'Easter Egg'???

Britain has been a Christian nation for over 1,400 years. Through wars, plagues, and countless kings, Easter has always been celebrated. Yet now, Cadbury won’t even use the word ‘Easter’ on their eggs. When did celebrating British traditions become controversial?

@WhiteHouse Basically, then, you're threatening the whole of the Iranian population, not the Islamic regime. This is utter madness, the autocratic regime of the US is worse than most autocratic regimes, with the exception of Trumps mate Putin.

🚨 “If Iran doesn’t FULLY OPEN, WITHOUT THREAT, the Strait of Hormuz, within 48 HOURS from this exact point in time, the United States of America will hit and obliterate their various POWER PLANTS, STARTING WITH THE BIGGEST ONE FIRST…” - President DONALD J. TRUMP

@Young_Tories @KemiBadenoch "Get yer ices here!"

The next generation stands behind her. @KemiBadenoch launches our Local Election campaign 🚀 Young Conservatives are ready.

@TimesRadio @KemiBadenoch She's on president bonespurs side, who would glady sacrifice the lives of our forces. Stick to social media and hacking websites.

"I'm not sure he even knows whose side he's on." @KemiBadenoch tells #TimesRadio that Keir Starmer has failed to show leadership on the Iran war by "pretending that he made a decision" and avoiding clear alignment with allies.

@FoxNews That's 193 out of 195 then.

"We will REMEMBER!" President Trump puts the whole world on notice over those who acted -- and those who didn't -- in Iran and calls countries “COWARDS” for refusing to help open the Strait of Hormuz.

@implausibleblog The only countries dragged into the trump/Netanyahu war, are the Gulf states.

Kemi Badenoch's surreal car crash interview on #C4News Gary Gibbon, "You said you want the RAF to be allowed to launch missiles against Iranian targets" Kemi Badenoch, "If they are striking British bases, yes" Gary Gibbon, "You want them more involved?" Kemi Badenoch, "It's not an escalation it's a defensive position" Gary Gibbon, "I think that's joining in a war, not a war we were consulted on" Kemi Badenoch, "This is true" Gary Gibbon, "This is not a war that has been thought through" Kemi Badenoch, "I agree with that" Gary Gibbon, "Do you agree that it is an illegal war?" Kemi Badenoch, "We are in it whether we like it or not" Gary Gibbon, "Will you answer if it's legal?" Kemi Badenoch, "I've already answered multiple questions on whether it is legal or not" "We are in it whether we like it or not" Gary Gibbon, "So whatever Donald Trump starts, we join in?" Kemi Badenoch, "Let's be clear, Iran is an enemy of this country" "Prime Minister Keir Starmer maybe thinks he can sit on the fence and hope it can go away, that's not happening" "You talk about inflation, oil shocks, these things happen" Gary Gibbon, "They happen because of this war"

Department of Justice, Washington DC

@DavidDavisMP Jeezuz, 14 years, 14 fckng years.

Victims of the Horizon and Capture scandals have been suffering for far too long from the errors, mistakes and, frankly, the hypocrisy of the Post Office. It is time the Government put forward legislation, in the King’s Speech, to quash these convictions and finally deliver justice. My thoughts 👇🏻

🚨 BREAKING: Iran offered to give away ALL of its enriched uranium during peace talks in Geneva. The British thought it was a credible offer. Hours later, Trump started bombing Iran anyway.

@NJ_Timothy There's nothing more moronic, than someone shouting and writing tabloid articles saying, "I will not be silenced" If you were being silenced, you wouldn't be shit-posting about something that's not happening, what a twot.

I will not be silenced. Labour are only demonstrating that they cannot see right from wrong. They will not stand up for our way of life. But we will.

@BritishBastardX *Indian lying bastard.

🚨 Rumours are circulating that Kier Starmer could enforce a national lockdown over the recent case's of meningitis! Which would mean that he could cancel the May elections, He will do anything to stay in power! This man is truely an evil dictator that is hell bent on breaking every last chance of saving our country and the freedoms that we once enjoyed.

Some jokes write themselves...

@piersmorgan That rules your mate out!

This Iran war is escalating in a very dangerous way. Need cool heads to prevail.

@paullewismoney Isn't this Guido Fawkes, daily fail, torygraph reform...propaganda?

Some papers reporting govt is considering a nationwide 50mph speed limit on cars to cut fuel use. Which is great news as I am limited to 20mph on almost all roads near me!

@lewis_goodall What part of 'sovereign territory' don't you and he get!

Cyprus PM on future of British bases: “When this unfortunate situation in the Middle East is over, we need to have an open and frank conversation about the status and future of the British bases in Cyprus,”

@jonsopel Have you seen the bile Cleese churns out!!?

It really is John Cleese out of Fawlty Towers: “don’t mention the war. I did, but I think I got away with it….”

@Parody_PM "30p beer farts are no joke".

Today's Spot The Difference competition:

@LeeAndersonMP_ You dribbling cr3tin, all words are made up.

Islamaphobia ! There is no such thing. Its a made up word often used by Labour politicians to help keep their safe city seats. Newsflash - The Greens are on to you.

@PolitlcsUK @genevieve_holl The looney left migrated to the Greens.

🚨 NEW: The Green Party has drafted proposals to reduce the time police can detain terror suspects from 14 days to 4 [@genevieve_holl]

Last year, the future of British Steel was on the line. Scunthorpe’s steel furnaces were hours away from shutting down. I couldn’t let thousands of people lose their jobs. So we saved British Steel. Time and again, people want to write off Britain’s workers. The Tories did it again and again. My Labour government will never leave workers behind. We’re investing in British steelmaking across our country – so we can make more of our own steel here at home.