Steve Quartell minus Two Factor Authorization

Imagine buying your kids this plush toy and it starts scolding them for insulting Xi Jinping and demanding they respect the Chinese government’s territorial claims

this had the whole internet shocked

As somebody who worked 15 years in Big Law I have very strong opinions about bosses treating their employees like shit, but this is laughably NOT abusive. Like not in the slightest.

CORN SWEAT Is swamping the Midwest. 🌽🌽🌽 One acre of mature corn can release 3,000 gallons per day! This adds to the extreme mugginess we are currently feeling.