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@QweteryFTW @theblingsnatty The kids had the gun to shoot wolves attacking their herd of goats, but the kids got bored.

@theblingsnatty Context - A Japanese man sold the rifle to a moroccan after his wife blew her brains out with it. The moroccan gave it to his kids who used it to shoot at random stuff. Shot a woman by accident which caused her illegal mexican nanny to get deported.

One shot, and everything changed History shifted in a heartbeat.

@Ayshaxp1 @theblingsnatty No they didn't

@models_by_Russ My uncle ate Yorkshire Puddings in the traditional way, as a first course. It made no difference what the main course was.

Happy Easter Sunday, you lovely lot 🐣🌅 Sun’s up, kettle’s on, and somewhere in Yorkshire a tray is already heating up ready for the most important decision of the day… Right—serious question: Are Yorkshire puddings acceptable on Easter Sunday… or is that strictly reserved for a “proper” Sunday roast? Because let’s break this down— Easter usually means lamb. Lamb is a roast. And if it’s a roast… where exactly have the Yorkshires gone? Are we saying there’s a seasonal exemption? Do Yorkshire puddings clock off for Easter weekend like the rest of us? Or are we just letting standards slip in the name of chocolate eggs and chaos? I’m not having it personally. If there’s gravy on the plate, a Yorkshire pudding should be there doing its job like a professional. So before the family turns up, the arguments start, and someone inevitably burns something… Settle it: Yorkshire puddings on Easter Sunday—yes or no? (And if you say no… I’m questioning your entire upbringing.) Have a cracking one 🐰♥️ Will your puddings rise today

@SnrHuevo Some teams, eg Bradford, have different sponsors on the away shirt, so they are probably contracted to wear the shirt as often as they wear the home shirt.

Before I go this needs to stop. HullFC should be in their proper kit. This isn't football and ruining brand recognition for casuals and further media to flog a few other shirts is stupid from #SuperLeague. Unless their is a kit clash, play in your proper kit.

@RupertLowe10 @UKLabour It's April 1st

@UKLabour Total bollocks.

Labour will always defend British interests abroad and stand up for you at home.

@KITKAT I couldn't care less. Made in Italy!!! A famous British product now an inferior foreign one.

Regarding recent press coverage

@uncreativetom @michaelblackcab @TfL @MayorofLondon And the highway code covers all road users, but I don't think many cyclists have read it.

@SteveW775 @michaelblackcab @TfL @MayorofLondon okay? hazard perception is still an essential part of the driving theory test

#visionzero @TfL @MayorofLondon you are delusional ! We all have to participate for it to work ! Also look at the bike that comes from the right at full speed before the lemming.

@uncreativetom @michaelblackcab @TfL @MayorofLondon Pedestrian and cyclist both ignored red lights.

@michaelblackcab @TfL @MayorofLondon between accelerating towards the person still crossing the road, and seemingly not seeing the person on the bike until the last moment, this is some of the worse hazard perception I've seen. were you on your phone or something?

@MarionD37571216 @TheGriftReport It always amazes me when people think Brentford is Brentwood. I've had couriers turn up in the wrong one before.

@TheGriftReport What's it got to do with Hounslow? Have they bought out Brentwood like Newham and Lambeth are doing?

🚨 PUB LANDLORD TELLS COUNCIL TO GET STUFFED: “NO WAY ON GOD’S EARTH” HE’LL PAY £260 FEE FOR ADVERTISING BOARDS ON HIS OWN PRIVATE LAND! Scott Illman, 51, boss of the Magpie and Crown in Brentford, has slammed Hounslow Council’s demand for an annual street trading licence – even though his A-boards are on private land just 6.8 metres from the road. He’s now leaning them against the pub wall in open defiance: “It’s ridiculous… I’m an antagonistic old git and they’re not coming near me!” Illman says the boards are vital to drag punters in after nearby developments hammered his footfall – yet the council never offered business rates relief. Council insists any business within 7 metres of the highway needs the licence, even on private land “accessible to the public”. Struggling pubs vs greedy councils – this one’s fighting back!

@MuscularEnglish He must have some compromising photos

Sadiq Khan is being made a lord. Of course he is. He's a Muslim. He's tried to stop grooming gang inquiries. He's presided over our erasure and the destruction of our capital city. Ticks all Starmer's boxes.

@MuscularEnglish Remember this? youtube.com/watch?v=asUyK6…

Some of the 7th century dwellers want John Cleese cancelled due to him reflecting the same views of the rest of us. Can I suggest we respond by demanding re-runs of Fawlty Towers and Monty Python as well as buying some related merch? Stand with our icons who stand with us.

@Zn_Portnova The traffic lights were at red at the moment of impact, the bikes should have been stopping at the time.

Хуяк🏍️

@MickOKeeffe Missing from the Galway St Patrick's Day parade

The world appears to be on the verge of total chaos so here's an Irish woman to cleanse your timeline.

@Ravious101 It's easier for a man to have children, than children to have a real father.

@lady_valor_07 Closed on a Sunday, and half day closing Tuesday or Wednesday

Is anyone present aged enough to recall when shops were shut on Sundays?

@Alexandr4Denman Yet just a short distance away local homeless are dying in the streets readingchronicle.co.uk/news/25952026.…

Good grief they get some very luxurious hotels don’t they?? I wonder how much this would cost a family to stay in for a holiday? The scam goes on!

@DYSONlife4real But the PE teacher's plimsoll was worse, he didn't even need a reason.

I was smacked as a child when I did something wrong Anyone else?????

@PeterSmithYEP I was just saying the same. I saw them play Oxford Cavaliers in Henley on Thames.

Suspect they might not win, but having seen York RL play at places like Hoghtown Road (St Helens), Grundy Hill (Horwich) + Harvey Haddon Stadium (Nottingham) watching them (on tv) leading in a league game at Wigan is a pleasure.

@BigBearF1 You could save the comics and exchange them.I got a penknife with mine.

Anyone remember buying a piece of bubble gum for a penny and the waxy wrapper had a comic printed inside 🤔...

@Marlayna29 I recently had both a manual and automatic and constantly switched between them without any problems. I can also drive around roundabouts without crapping myself.

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