Jon and Pete Bavarian

@MarioNawfal I switched to Hunts ketchup, which does not have high fructose corn syrup, unlike Heinz

Restaurants were quietly refilling Heinz bottles with cheap knockoff ketchup and serving it to customers who thought they were getting the real thing. Heinz changed the label, so any refill attempt is immediately obvious: the new label color has to match the ketchup inside to look right. A $25 billion brand protected by a sticker.

@james_xond I do I get new cars but I don’t care about the phone

Trying to prove a point: who here has actually kept the same phone for five straight years?

@USCapitalist101 @end3of6days9 Lol All the hotels do it Higher on the weekends

@end3of6days9 Price surging is criminal and the end of free markets and capitalism for socilaism

This guy lands at LaGuardia, checks Uber, and gets hit with a over $100+ charge for a 15-minute ride to his apartment. Instead of paying it, he chooses public transportation for just $3 and films the entire journey: free bus from the airport, two subway transfers, stairs, and a final walk. Timestamps show every step — he makes it home and dramatically collapses on his bed in exactly 1 hour. Sometimes the “inconvenient” option saves you a fortune (and can even be kind of fun if you roll with it). He’d rather spend an extra hour traveling than hand over $100... and I don't blame him. Have you ever ditched a crazy-expensive Uber/taxi for public transit to save money, or what’s the wildest surge price you’ve ever seen?

@212nicks @end3of6days9 @MAGA_X_Times Because they paid off the politicians

@end3of6days9 @MAGA_X_Times Everyone’s missing the point why is Uber and Lyft allowed to charge these prices when historically black car and taxi services were available and we’re not even close to those charges why are they allowed to destroy the transportation industry

@end3of6days9 And? Who cares

Ald. Will Hall (6) today on Walgreens closing its Chatham store over high loss rate: "Walgreens should be charged with first-degree corporate abandonment." Predictably, Hall failed to denounce criminals who routinely shoplifted, which led to Walgreens shuttering the store.

@JanuaryJames Yep I don’t want the lines for breakfast and lines for lunch and lines for dinner

Going on a cruise doesn’t appeal to me. I don’t want to go on a vacation where I can’t leave if I decide I want to go home early.

@JonKatz79 Until you can take your money with you when you die I don’t want to (still) be in a 200k car Love my E Class MB

No one: People with Toyotas: "She's only got 220,000 miles on her. Just breakin her in."

@amelia_tweetz Lol I would say nobody wanted to vote maga The dumbass Democrats made them by getting even more stupid

Frankly, I can't think of anything more embarrassing than still being MAGA at this point.

@mistressdivy They’ll probably stop in a few ours

Date cancelled He keeps texting are instead of our. And I don’t like that 😒

@antibearthesis @pfinanceblogs You can also go with the dividend of Chevron and a few others Ibm Csco Banks

@pfinanceblogs alright thank you thats great advice

@antibearthesis You don’t need to be absolute. Get some money in now. Hold some cash. I would go 50/50 right now. That is the kind of market it is in my opinion.

@antibearthesis Is she still working and how high is her income?

My mother is 51. She has: • $0 invested • $80k in savings • House paid off • No debt She’s scared to invest after the rally. Would you: A) Invest now B) Wait for a crash C) Stay in cash What’s the move?

@susancrabtree @RightSandy Either way, this is a real tearjerker

@RightSandy No sure he was coherent.

🚨🚨MORE BREAKING EXCLUSIVE SECRET SERVICE NEWS: Secret Service Uniformed Division officer Arrested for Masturbating Naked in Hotel Hallway A Secret Service Uniformed Division officer was arrested early Monday for allegedly masturbating naked on the sixth floor of the DoubleTree hotel near the Miami airport. Police arrested John Spillman, 33, shortly after midnight Monday morning after hotel security called them. Officers with the Miami Dade Sheriff’s office responded and caught him in the act, according to the arrest affidavit. A victim told police that she was in the lobby when Spillman allegedly followed her and another upstairs and immediately entered a room “because she was in fear for their lives.” “The victim saw the defendant masturbating next to their hotel room,” according to the arrest affidavit. A judge has set bail at $1,000 and scheduled a hearing for May 27.

@Ladylaw31256058 @susancrabtree @dgaliger5 What was your bail set at?

@susancrabtree @dgaliger5 Self pleasure doesnt bring much in bail these days...🤦‍♀️

@sporadica I took a sleeper and I loved it

Flight prices could double and I am still not choosing Amtrak ex. BOS-NYC morning of May 16: Flying = $100, 1.5hr travel time Amtrak = ~$120-150, 4hr travel time how is Amtrak in business, honestly

@AandGShow No problem

For those of you who don’t live in California… $230 to fill up my F250…ja

@FlGeorgeins @GangsterCinema I never wear a suit

@GangsterCinema Suits. They are all wearing suits. And ties. Hagen loosens his tie for effect at one point. Emphasizing the stress. Hagen & Sonny aren’t wearing their jackets. Another nod to the stress. But all these guys came to work today in suits.

In The Godfather, before Michael proposes killing Sollozzo, he is framed at the edge of the shot, visually representing his place on the periphery of the family business. But when he makes his proposition, the camera zooms in, signaling that he's no longer on the sidelines.

@jonbrooks Apple has a switch to send anyone who’s not in my personal phonebook to spam

Is there a way I can opt-out of getting non-stop spam calls?

@Rozz74637537571 @LearnToToad Well, I for one would like to know what he was doing going into the glideslope?

@LearnToToad Im surprised that you're not blaming the black truck driver.

Are we allowed to know what type of non white male the pilot was?

@DannyC12115 I always laugh when I go to log out because there’s no surge. Uber says it’s busy. I don’t give a shit if it’s busy. I care about profit

@Steveaaaaa I ended last night at 3am. I was shot. But it was fairly busy for a Sunday night. I was surprised

@DannyC12115 Doing Uber I was in a t bone accident with an uninsured driver. My insurance company sited a no rideshare clause and refused to pay. Took 3 years to get paid by ubers insurance Thank God, I had a retirement income or I would have been on the street