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@it_unprofession I doubt my family will spend $800 (GBP equivalent) on lightbulbs total across 5 generations. They saw you coming

Why do I need a firmware update to use my own living room? Three years ago, I decided my house needed to be a "smart home." I spent $800 on WiFi-enabled lightbulbs. This was a catastrophic mistake. Yesterday, the internet went out for ten minutes. My wife tried to turn on the kitchen lights using the physical wall switch like a Luddite. The bulbs factory reset themselves. Now they cycle through rave colors while emitting a high-pitched pairing frequency. I spent my entire Saturday trying to connect my kitchen ceiling to our router using a 2.4GHz band. I am a 52-year-old man standing on a stepping stool screaming at a lightbulb because my phone can't find its Bluetooth signal. Tomorrow I'm going to Home Depot to buy $2 incandescent bulbs. I want my house to be stupid again.

@piersmorgan Poor wording for someone in his position but the last sentence makes it quite clear with a moment's thought that he is talking about the Islamic republic and not the native Persian hostages

This is a brazen pre-admission of genocide against the Iranian people, which would obviously be a war crime. Madness.

@Keir_Starmer You still have the DNA of the jihadi decapitator that you made a press event of shaking hands with engrained in your palm

Kanye West should never have been invited to headline Wireless. This government stands firmly with the Jewish community, and we will not stop in our fight to confront and defeat the poison of antisemitism. We will always take the action necessary to protect the public and uphold our values.

@ukhomeoffice I'll this be ditched again when accurate but politically sensitive raw data is pulled from the stop and searched this results in?

We will halve knife crime within a decade. Knife crime hotspots will see a surge in police patrols, knife arches and Live Facial Recognition, to catch violent criminals.

@Rightanglenews You have absolutely lost control of your life if you have purchased a fridge and expected any feature other than coldness and a little light to come on when you open the door.

BREAKING - Customers are shocked after discovering that $2,000 Samsung smart fridges are now displaying ads on their front screens, and disabling the ads results in fewer features.

@TukiFromKL People are rarely homeless *just* because they don't have a home.

🚨 do you understand what New York City just accidentally admitted.. NYC spent $81,705 per homeless person last year.. the median American household earned $81,228.. the government spent MORE to keep someone homeless than most families earned to keep themselves housed.. that $81,705 isn't going to the homeless person.. it's going to the system around them.. shelters, administrators, case managers, contracts, overhead.. the industry that manages homelessness.. not the end of it.. if NYC gave every homeless person that money directly.. they could afford nearly 2 years of rent.. most of them wouldn't be homeless anymore.. instead the money goes to the system.. the system keeps running.. the homelessness stays.. and every year they ask for more funding to manage the problem that the funding was supposed to solve.. the homeless are worth $81,705 a year to the system.. they're worth nothing to it solved..

@PolitlcsUK I'm shocked that these are the names of the British nationals that did this. Shocked.

🚨 BREAKING: Three people have been charged over the arson attack on the Jewish community ambulances Hamza Iqbal, 20, Rehan Khan, 19, and a 17-year-old dual British-Pakistani national will appear in court tomorrow

@Bloke_Baz You'd very quickly check out on Thursday and ask for 3

The way everyone checks out of work on Fridays is a clear sign we need a 4 day workweek.

@clashreport They can't replace the regime from within. Unarmed civilians cannot just shoo away a highly militarised theocratic police state that drive through the streets in armoured vehicles and tanks with machine guns killing people and threatening to skin them alive and burn them. Idiot.

French President Macron: Iran is a very bad regime — no discussion about that. I disagree with them on a lot of topics. But I don’t believe that we will fix the situation just by bombings or by military operations. Look at what happened with this type of operation in Iraq, in Afghanistan, in Libya — we never delivered. Never. Even after 20 years. So you have to respect the sovereignty of people. If people want to change a regime, they want to react, step up, they can do so.

@lynk0x A lot of money is lost through fraud and unpaid for lending. If you think it's a scam try closing your account and living without it

Your bank pays you 0.5% interest on your savings. Then they turn around and lend YOUR money out at 7-8% on mortgages. They're making 15x what they pay you. Using YOUR cash. And somehow YOU should be grateful for the account. THIS IS THE BIGGEST SCAM NOBODY TALKS ABOUT.

@GSGB01 There have only been 5 Easter messages in about 70 years. It's not a thing. There is enough to be mad about right now without this fake outrage adding nonsense and noise

🚨BREAKING: British citizens are calling upon King Charles to ABDICATE amid huge backlash following the announcement that he will not be giving an Easter message this year. Should Charles hand over the throne?

@Fiat__Justitia 'Easter message' has never been a thing

Yeah, this and the lack of Easter message is incredibly ominous.

@RealJessica This person is looking after someone's kid and getting paid for it..

A NYC school teacher has a GREAT idea for billionaires leaving New York. 🤣🙄 He suggests that if the billion dollar companies leave then the regular folks should just take over their businesses. Journalist: “What do you say to the folks who say, if you tax millionaires, they're going to leave the city and the top 1% pays 40% of the taxes in the city. What happens if they leave? What's your response?” NYC Teacher: “We should take their business and we run it for the city ourselves.” 🤡 Journalist: “They take their business to Florida, you feel like you can keep it here?” NYC Teacher: “They can't leave the building. They can't just bring their whole entire workforce to Florida. Right? They can't bring all of the resources that they have to build the business here to Florida. Thats where you would say we're building a real movement, right?” “To stop that, we’d make it illegal for them to actually leave. We would find them to hell if they're gonna try to abandon their property here. Because clearly people do need to work, right? People do need to make a living.” Are they really all this stupid?? Follow: @RealJessica

@DahliaKurtz They should have w walked off the park

Bosnia's soccer team refusing to shake hands with the Israeli team at the Euros. The Bosnians were led by their captain. Muhamed.

@ZubyMusic The first offence is often treated with leniency. I believe this should be reversed so that the first offence is judged towards the most severe end of the sentencing guidelines. Early intervention and a firm deterrent. Why leave it until 3,4,5 (...) times before getting serious

Every Western country and city needs to adopt tough on crime policies. Zero tolerance for theft and violent crime. This is so obvious, yet there is so much resistance.

@BellaBaddie__ The first part of your message is key. "I want". If you DO want it, you'll find a way to make it happen. If you don't want it but are simply saying so because you think you are supposed to want it, stop kidding yourself.

I wanna get addicted to getting up early, hitting the gym, and eating healthy like y’all, what’s the secret?

@acdmma_ He was openly complaining that he wasn't getting booked for a fight recently. Kinda weakens his argument that he is injured to that level

🚨 BREAKING: Colby Covington has filed a civil lawsuit against Jorge Masvidal for jumping him in 2022 He claims he suffered pain and suffering, bodily injury, a disability, physical impairment, mental anguish, loss of earnings, medical expenses, disfigurement and loss of enjoyment of life Colby is seeking more than $50,000 - he is also demanding a jury trial via @AndySlater

@higgyboson @RoyalMail You could have just said they came and investigated separately. Why upset a 90 year old

@KaliMist22 Weak parents still seeing a mid20s adult as a child

@_GlobeObserver The regime survives, can terrorise the strait of Hormuz and now will capitalise on it to distance the US from it's allies. It is a catastrophe for the Americans (and Iranians) if the war ends before the surrender or annihilation of the IRGC

BREAKING: Iran has offered the European Union an agreement for transit through the Strait of Hormuz.