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@nocontextfooty I've said for a long time that women footballers are made of a lot sterner stuff than the men.

@thespursweb Just imagine if relegation is sealed at Stamford Bridge!!!

👀😬 The last 𝐒𝐈𝐗 fixtures for the teams fighting to 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐘 in the Premier League…. What we thinking Tottenham fans? ⤵️

@PaxtonRoadUpper Add to that, the players that think that way aren't going to bust a gut and risk an injury before a World Cup.

Goldbridge is a Wally but he’s got a point here

@talkSPORT I think they call it "flipping a birdie".

Just in.

@Keir_Starmer Best April Fools joke yet.

This morning, I’ll be giving an update on how we are supporting you with the cost of living through the conflict in the Middle East. Watch live.

@LBC I have no secret service experience, but if true, shouldn't that be kept on the down low?

Royal Navy 'not as ready for war as it should be', says First Sea Lord lbc.co.uk/article/royal-…

@CountBinface Politicians.

What is the collective noun for a group of c***s?

@SixNationsRugby Would that be a legal move today?

High IQ rugby from Matt Dawson 🤝🧠 #GuinnessM6N #Since1883

@fesshole I'd rather be wrongly accused of being a nonce.

A couple blokes in work think I support Arsenal. I've never bothered to correct them as my actual team lose every week and I can't be arsed for the piss taking every Monday

@ClarksonsFarm1 Manners.

Manners…

When Trump says the US always comes to Britain and NATO’s rescue but never vice versa what is he referring to? Because 1,148 non-US troops died in Afghanistan including 457 Brits. In Iraq 318 non-US troops died including 179 Brits. To this day British forces are stationed across the Middle East going on daily high risk missions. This is the tired old American mentality that the US saved Britain in WW1 and WW2 when really the British suffered 8x the deaths in WW1 and more deaths than the US suffered in WW2. Not to mention that the US joined WW1 nearly 3 years into the war and WW2 over 2 years into the war so our boys fought alone as the US watched on for half a decade across both wars. So quite frankly the Americans who spout this nonsense can go fuck themselves.

@Talking_spurss I back the choice of "the rest"!!

#thfc Tottenham still intend to sack Igor Tudor before they return to football in a few weeks They’re currently in negotiations with Roberto De Zerbi and others There are strong disagreements between the higher ups Vinai and Lange’s targets are heavily opposed by the rest

@FabrizioRomano Ask Harry Kane about Gentlemen agreements!

🚨 Understand there are no written release clauses into Cuti Romero’s contract. There was a gentlemen pact with Spurs to let him go to Spanish clubs in case of good proposals, but never fixed at €60m and not in paper. …and it was with Daniel Levy, who’s no longer at the club. Romero remains likely to leave Spurs in summer, as reported in February. 🎥 More: youtu.be/EYy8d5Jg8kQ

@RidgeandFrost @SophyRidgeSky @JohnHealey_MP Translation "Yes, but we're hoping they don't do it."

🗣️ 'Is it true Iran has missiles that could hit London?' - @SophyRidgeSky 🗣️ 'We have no assessment of Iranian plans to strike London.' - @JohnHealey_MP Sophy challenges the defence sec on what he actually means by 'assessment'.

@SkyNews Force the water companies to build new reservoirs to replace the ones they sold to make a quick buck. Then excess water during heavy rainfall can be stored and used during drought.

England has recovered from drought after heavy rain, but officials are concerned about future dry spells trib.al/Dqq1o93

@ITVNewsPolitics Why does he always look like he's touching cloth?

The prime minister described the suspected arson attack on four Jewish community ambulances as 'a horrific antisemitic attack' 'Antisemitism has no place in our society, and it's really important we all stand together at a moment like this'

@SpursOfficial Draguson??? Draguson? Surely that's a typo. That's supposed to be spelt D, A, N, S, O?

Tonight's Spurs side ✨

@anon_opin This isn't true. I'm only 44.

45-75 year olds are in a booze crisis in the UK, with thousands and thousands in this age group hopelessly addicted to booze and can't do anything without factoring in getting pissed.

@LBC F**k off Ed. I'm surprised you managed to fit your snout in that (single use plastic) cup.

@NoContextBrits And they were free!

Carrier bags peaked here.