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I worked one place where they tracked login/logout. Many people came in on time to login and then left. One guy in that group would come back and logout everyone in the afternoon and they took turns. I guess if they monitored activity, you could just put one of those drinking birds over your keyboard.

FT Exclusive: The US bank has started to scrutinise whether the hours junior investment bankers claim to work match up against activity logged by its IT systems. What does this mean for the industry? ft.trib.al/U6JMAhu

@AP Great report. Just in the nick of time.

Traditional circumcisions performed at secretive initiation schools are a rite of passage to manhood for many South African boys. But dozens are dying as a result of botched procedures. apnews.com/article/south-…

@Simon111xyz @1Nicdar When those first came out, the business end wasn’t detachable. After a couple of years GE made the design change. Unfortunately we had V1.0. I know what you mean though.

@StihlUser @1Nicdar My mother always put the business end through the dishwasher.

I’m gonna say an electric skillet. What’s your answer?

@ronnieo147 @WeAreWST I can’t bowl that high

Thank you for the messages….#153

@Texas_jeep_guy Make sure you have the series finale of Friends

Now that’s a huge hidden bunker. If I win the lottery that’s what I want.

Just pass a law that you can tax anyone anywhere who used to live in New York at any time in their life. That way they don’t need to move back. Confiscate all vacant real estate through eminent domain to provide housing for illegal immigrants. You don’t want to have to pay for a bunch of Greyhound buses to bring all those billionaires back.

Just two years after telling rich Republicans to jump on a bus and head to Florida, NY Gov Kathy Hochul begs rich taxpayers who are in Florida to come back to New York so they can pay more taxes. Hochul says she needs "high net worth" people to cut her checks to fund New York's social programs. "I need people who are high net worth to support the generous social programs that we wanna have in our state right now." "...Cut me the checks... The first step should be to go down to Palm Beach and see who you can bring back home, because our tax base has been eroded."

@TheJay_Thompson @Geniustechw I would have a quick release scope. Quickly pop it off the rifle and use it as a weapon.

@StihlUser @Geniustechw You don’t even need to sight in at close quarters. You can just use the top of the scope

It’s 2:43 AM and someone just broke into your home. Which one will you choose?

@FoxNews Hasn’t he read Atlas Shrugged?

SEN. SANDERS: “60% of our people living paycheck-to-paycheck, and one guy, Elon Musk, owns more wealth than the bottom 53% of American households.” “Think maybe that might be an issue that we should be talking about?"

@TrumpsHurricane I’ll choose punishment for $1,000 Alex

This Islamic Scholar urges the world to let Islam rule as its rightful authority, and warns that anyone who refuses will be punished by Allah. What is your response to him ??

@ExNewsHD First and foremost, the person filming it has way too steady of a hand. I haven’t seen anyone this calm in a 2AM Waffle House fight.

🚨 Breaking: Dubai Airport — what the media tried to hide has been revealed by the الناس, and the UAE can no longer conceal it. Today, leaving the UAE has become a moment of joy, as if those departing are being granted a new life.

@dshek64 @bigrick242 @Geniustechw I also like short barrels for home defense

@bigrick242 @StihlUser @Geniustechw I own a bullpup style, shorter length and I upgraded to a 9 round magazine,

@Muskyman1967 @Geniustechw Yes will do fine. I just can’t shoot a shotgun without aiming. I also think about it not just being a face off between me and an intruder. I think about having to clear the house. Let’s hope it never happens.

@StihlUser @Geniustechw Only 2-3 shots are ever fired in a home invasion. 3 yds apart typically. Shotgun should do just fine I would think. And at that range, a shotgun is way more devastating. But to each his own. 2A

@amazing_physics Jodie Foster. She has experience.

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@Dingleberry888 @idanpapii Racing camels cost millions. The sport of Kings and Emirs.

@StihlUser @idanpapii We have camel races in Australia.

A random Saudi driver beats a professional Dakar Rally driver in a race

@_ROB_29 If you were a boomer you would have elephant walked

As a Gen Xer, I've walked like an Egyptian, moonwalked, walked this way, walked on the wild side, walked on sunshine, walked the line, and walked 500 miles. I've walked a lot…I'm tired.

@klara_sjo Somewhat cannibalistic in a way, don’t you think?

The world needs more pointless whimsy.

@Math_files Then the bartender must also be a chemist

Two chemists walk into a bar. One tells the bartender, "I'll have an H2O." The other says, "I'll have an H2O too!" The second chemist dies.