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@MarioNawfal Cats want a high view. Humans want warmth and a deterrent to people touching their hair. I think we've found a new symbiotic relationship. (I already credit domesticated cats for making permanent communities possible by controlling vermin.)

🇺🇸 This woman snuck her cat onto the plane by pretending it was a hat I've heard of Cat in the Hat, but never Cat as a Hat 😂

@ThriveLif3 @LisaBritton There's a Marxist pre-Revolution strategy to create alliances based on victimhood.

@LisaBritton Same here. We literally had girls in our boys soccer team and no one ever made a single disparaging comment. Why do some people want to be victims so bad? Does it release some sort of endorphins?

The gaslighting is crazy. As a child in the 90s and into 2000s, we were supported and encouraged in every way. Not only were we told we could do anything, but we should do everything. The amount of resources and help for us seemed limitless. It was boys who were belittled, dismissed and put on the back burner. That’s why we have a crisis today.

@sighyam What embarrassing thing did China do recently that it needs to trot out this wave of propaganda? Crash military ships harassing Phillipino boats again?

Do you want to know how countries actually succeed? They start by feeding their kids proper school meals. Crazy how this is treated like a radical idea.

@deaflibertarian Buses are a different paradigm for surviving crashes. They're more likely to be in the low speed ones and the rubber seats help but burn fast and toxically so getting out fast is a higher priority than restraint.

All public school buses should have a bus aide to watch the kids, not just one driver. All seats should have seatbelts. Why is this not a law already?

@JamesTate121 I'm sure he's planning to leave it on the prepped for the next surface stage. #pretendingtonotunderstandthings

Pictures have leaked showing Trump's destruction of the historic White House West Colonnade walkway.

@sodiumPen Ccp vibes to this shilling

@RVAwonk This isn't a sudden view of aliens. I know the newer trend you're talking about and this isn't that

Why is everything bad a “demon” or “satanic” all of a sudden? Everywhere I look, someone is describing something in those terms (“evil,” etc) and I don’t understand where it’s coming from or why everyone decided to start speaking like that.

@AntiWokeMemes Did she have features added to her face?

Is Greta Thunberg a Communist or a Retard?

@IfindRetards The only time I've heard of a real woman simulating a pregnancy when she can't have a baby, she ends up cutting a baby out of another woman

So he pretended to be pregnant, continued going to work and is being praised? Retard 🌍

@thevivafrei @boriquagato It seems one of these was committed, but how do you charge either/or? x.com/i/status/20376…

@boriquagato The ghost was not a legal resident. Aiding and a abetting violation of immigration laws.

honest question: what law was broken here?

@schumisnoopy They went to town with the quilting

i don't have a tier ranking of field jackets but if i did this would be my number one

@gatorgar It seems believable that the gater may have already been dead. No one seemed worried what it would do after the first shot.

A lot of people have been asking me to comment on this situation, but I wanted to let the police do their job first. An alligator was killed in cold blood. Full stop. He wasn’t just an alligator. He was a friend. A father. A husband. A brother. The Gator community is outraged. We’re beside ourselves. We’ve seen violence like this in YOUR communities, but rarely, if ever does it reach our little swamp. This is what happens when hate wins. This is what happens when you let anti-Gator propaganda infect the minds of the youth in this country. They didn’t even think of him like a person. The media has dehumanized us to the point that the shooter felt like he was doing a service by removing my friend, Gator Garth from this Earth. Despicable and there is NO place for hate and violence like this in America!!!

@MyLordBebo His eyes aren't blue

He was arrested for battery.

🇺🇸 Streamer Clavicular mag dumped an alligator live on stream and is now in trouble. - Kick banned him - He was arrested - He now faces felony charges, with a possible 5-year state prison sentence

@Old_SchoolEddie I think they'd adjust pretty quick. Maybe not be as amused by Word Processors as their peers

If a kid from today went to the early ’80s, what would be the toughest adjustment for them? That the world does not revolve around them and their feelings...

@MadMama4justice @NControver38654 @patriottakes That's because it's a fashion show. #pretendingtonotunderstandthings

@NControver38654 @patriottakes These girls do not look 15.

Young girls participating in a fashion show at Trump’s Mar-a-Lago home last week

@LucifersTweetz @patriottakes Ya'lls anti-fanfic is gross

@patriottakes Showing off the merch to his pedophile friends.

@txsalth2o A sleep study so they can figure out the real problem and how much O2 levels drop so you'll know whether you can afford to putz about with hacks

Anyone have a magic hack to stop snoring? My husband does noes strips & mouth tape, we have white noise but still- he wakes me up, I shove ear plugs in, can still hear him & I start thinking about the all the other things I can do with the pillow…

@miles_commodore It's more punchy than offensive. Good for a sitcom

Is honkey still offensive to white people? On the Jeffersons they used it quite a bit.

@libsoftiktok Gates are more an obstacle for cars trying to go around pedestrians than for pedestrians.

In response to years of disruptive and violent protests on freeways, California installed gates on freeway ramps to keep deranged protesters out. You know what would be a simpler solution? Arresting rioters and forcing them to face consequences. That would stop this real quick!

@GRODT502003 No work was done on that roof. Those are old style shingles

She used them for 3 days of hard work, then called ICE instead of paying the $10k they earned. Modern day slavery vibes. Disgusting. I hope they come back for their money one way or another