Dick Nickelson

@djodjeee_ Fucking spoiler alert

What the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck She’s been an old woman this whole time????

@TopTierBuckeyes @CFBKings Targeting. Are you stupid or something?

@CFBKings Well show us what targeting actually is. I’ve seen so many different calls I can’t tell🙄

The NCAA has made slight changes to the punishment for targeting. This fall, a player disqualified for targeting for the FIRST time during the season, regardless of which half of the game it occurs, may participate in the next game. Any player disqualified for targeting a SECOND time during the season will be required to miss the first half of the next game. If a player is disqualified for a THIRD targeting penalty during the season, the player will be required to miss the entire next game (no players were disqualified for targeting three times in the 2025 season).

@BuckeyeBat @ScottStrawn54 @CFBKings @derek_larger Right, like if the ball carrier lowers his head or not

@ScottStrawn54 @CFBKings @derek_larger Same way a flagrant foul is determined in basketball.

@MicroM43 @CostaSunglasses In days of old Costa would replace those no questions asked. That was worth the price No pair of sunglasses are worth $300. Especially ones without a warranty

Today my toddler threw my pair of @CostaSunglasses Fantails out the window of the Jeep. They got nuked before I could turn around. Remarkably, even with the frame snapping and the hinge busting loose, both lenses were completely scratch free despite popping out. 100% will buy again. Best everyday sunglasses I’ve ever owned. PS: 1. Yes I should not have let him wear them, but the sun was in his eyes and I had a visor. 2. No it was not warm enough to warrant the windows open, but we were having fun. 😎 3. Superglue keeps getting better.

@ManchuJoe @FatherMcKennaa Yeah if you're a bitch

@FatherMcKennaa Fucking love MDMA but the come down the next day or two can be pretty brutal

In 1985, a married couple took MDMA on CBS News and described it as the most peaceful experience of their lives. The DEA's own judge said it should stay legal. The DEA overruled him. Same classification as heroin. 40 years later we're still fighting to undo it.

@nsquaredvalue @Polymarket

@Polymarket So this next then?

JUST IN: Petri dish of human brain cells grown on a microchip has learned to play DOOM.

@j6commission @BiancoDavinci He's gonna fuck that snake

@BiancoDavinci Or is he running towards it?

3000 year old petroglyph of a man running away from a big snake. With erection. Tanum, Sweden

@SassySouthBlond @0laribiwa You know game of thrones isn't a documentary right?

@0laribiwa Men: Women don’t belong in the military Me: Meera Reed dragged Bran Stark on a homemade sled from the Lands of Always Winter, past the Wall, all the way to Castle Black, hunting, fishing, and surviving winter the entire way. Some of y’all can’t even assemble IKEA furniture.

Behind every king is a woman who dragged him around on a sled for three years never to be heard from again

@ClassicsCFB That change of direction tho 😤💨

Ike Hilliard. '97 Sugar Bowl. Still nasty after all of these years 😳

@Amy2745635jr Why are you following me? Get to the point

@StrangeFarm ？

Life back then compared to now. Now it's really tough not a bit of joy. Work every single day.😡

@darwintojesus @pray2pesci Speaking in circles didn't make you profound

@pray2pesci If what you said was just an opinion, and not a fact, would that diminish it?

I said something like this the other day and an atheist commented to tell me that beauty is just stuff we find appealing because it helped us survive. This is what atheism leads to, things like beauty and morality have no actual status in reality, instead they’re just psychological programming… nothing more.

@LostHistory9 You want more LOTR? Download Phil Dragash's audiobook, and put it on fucking repeat

I want them to stop. We don't need a new Lord of the Rings trilogy. Nobody asked for a new Lord of the Rings trilogy. Nobody asked for Hunt for Gollum. Some people wanted a TV show until Rings of Power shat the bed. Some people wanted an anime style movie until War of the Rohirrim shat the bed. Enough is enough.

@jms_tny @dddurzi It's ok to be retarded ya know

@dddurzi Don’t worry I am also annoyed by the proliferation of accounts run by antisocial adult men who consider dropping the hard r a serious political victory

Elon changing this app from twitter to X was truly a black pill moment for me bc everything about it suggests a profound lack of understanding about culture or marketing or language and yet it was done by the Richest Man In The World

@SportsGuyLance x.com/joshpatecfb/st…

I don’t care about lists like this but on a side note over the past 25 years…….. Tennessee has gone 3-9 in Sanford. Georgia has gone 10-3 in Neyland.

@jwsports704 @JoshPateCFB Nice pride flag

This is me explaining Neyland Stadium to anyone who will listen. There is nothing better. Period. Well said @JoshPateCFB 🔥

@Paul_provalone @BigTucsonDad Crazy to think that someone, somewhere, has one of these skulls in this picture

@BigTucsonDad It would have been very American to do this to an animal and then make it our mascot

I’m a staunch believer that our national animal should have been the American Bison Eagle’s cool, but tons of places use eagles. These bad ass tank cows truly belong to us and are sick as hell

@BigTucsonDad @_SpecialEd Ai

@MatInvest1 @grok can you recreate this image in English

Isso para mim é uma loucura total. E está lá há 1000 anos.