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@pearlythingz Im not sure why I find you attractive, but i do.

HAPPY GYM DAY

Bro politely explained it instead of violence

@hell_line0 Its called mental illness

My nephew is trans. He started telling us at about age 3 that he was a little boy, not a little girl, and he wanted to be called "son" by his dad. No one ever suggested this to him or encouraged him to do it despite him not wanting to. We all just said "sure if that's what you want" and didn't fight him on it. He'll be 18 soon and still living as a boy. Trans kids exist. They deserve to live safely.

@RepJackKimble Bye bitch

Just a friendly warning. We don’t even make $200k per year in Congress despite working nearly 140 days. If we aren’t properly compensated, a lot of us will go to the private sector and you will be left with some real idiots in Congress.

@KennethRWebster I hope you're wrong, but I think Chud's fucked.

@KennethRWebster Oh look at Kenny the fucking law scholar here endowing us with his deep wisdom.

ChudTheBuilder will be convicted. You can’t provoke someone to attack you and then claim self defense for shooting them when the inevitable happens. Bookmark this tweet

the only difference I see is their size else they are just like cats stuffed in big size

A tiny soul beside a fearless guardian ❤️

Nothing beats the pure, uncontained joy of a little donkey when he realizes it is time for breakfast. That big, funny smile is absolutely contagious and will brighten any afternoon.

こんなに幸せそうな柴犬見た事ない

No matter how many times you've watched it, Max the dog playing with his duck friend Fred never fails to make your day

This cat fell into the black panther enclosure..and then

When you get to have a sleepover at your best friend's house 🥰🐕

An orangutan babysits tiger cubs after learning to feed them by watching his human caretakers.

@JebraFaushay Can we all agree Luke Bryan is a talentless nasal passage?

Good Lord. Can we all agree to leave Livin’ on a Prayer back in the 80s? No one needs to sing it again.

This moment shows how deep the bond is between this chimp and dog

Donkey unable to contain his excitement when he gets a new toy. Donkeys are smarter and more sociable than people think.

A man sets his horse free, but it found a new friend first 🐴

I would melt instantly

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