Throb Dyldon

@beatlequeef I have a theory that that “Palm Beach Pete” guy is actually John Lennon

i have a theory about paul mccartney but the world isn't ready.

@edmundmcmillen The use of whenever in reference to a single occurrence and not a repeated one as it would typically be used is the “punctual whenever” that is more common in certain regional dialects. Not sure why it would be more popular now though, maybe social media has started to spread it.

when did saying "whenever" instead of "when" become a thing? i keep noticing it with younger people.. where did this come from?

@ingsocbug @willardddddddd It’s for kids

@willardddddddd i tried to watch it with my friend and she was miserable the whole time😭it’s actually so bad from what i remember the writing sucks and the covers are awful

WHAT?????????

Why is everyone’s instagram bio like “here’s some dogshit about me” and not “here’s a like to a gif of my penis”

@DillonDow79259 @sh69147 @shinygirl404 Do you own an international chain of grocery stores that makes $120 billion in revenue each year? If not I don’t think you should equate stealing from Aldi to being stolen from.

@sh69147 @shinygirl404 Does getting stolen from rock? We avoid unethical behavior because it hurts other people, not because we personally don't like the outcome.

redditors are the most cucked species of all time. beyond parody

@KoolKoopz @petersterne @AdamFriedland That’s just the friendship fee

@petersterne I’m pretty sure @AdamFriedland is still charging me for my old Cum Town subscription

Mayor Mamdani says he's "currently subscribed to something I don't even have my login for, but they have my credit card information, and I don't know how to cancel it." Pressed what it is, he says "it's a publication, and I'll leave it at that." 👀

@brucesprinky Most of his production is alright but the vocal effects on some of the songs make them unbearable for me to listen to with headphones

@StreetGenius99 i love the lanois production but i havent listened to the remix.. will report back

its crazy that bob dylan released one of his best records in 1997

@MCulpa40012 @XMartinsMusicX

taken from his 1969 country album Nashville Skyline and up there with my favourite Dylan tracks 👏👏👏 Bob Dylan - Tonight I'll Be Staying Here With You (Montreal Forum 1975) ▶️

What the fuck is up with that first Fairport Convention album

@TheRatMann_ @TallBart The protagonist has become so corrupted by his greed that he is paranoid of something that is impossible… it’s a tale as old as time really

@TallBart Or in mine diamonds the singer says “I'm getting worried if they might get stolen from my ender chest,” only you can access what’s in your ender chest, IDIOT

Minecraft parody lyrics are always written by someone who apparently never played the game. "Don't Mine at Night?" Nighttime is the ideal time to mine, because the mobs are busy spawning on the surface. Moron

Not in order btw

Real best folk songs:

@lessvolatile @evilonesobs Patrick :/

@evilonesobs caleb :)

Steve Albini, unprompted:

@theguiltculture @GargantuanChums @gooolixx I looked it up this is 100% true how do more people not realize this?

@GargantuanChums @gooolixx Only 180 minutes of music was recorded in 1965

Everyone is modernizing 60s bands but nobody is willing to listen to more music from the 60s.

@thugmajesty7 The only part that hurt was the betrayal 😔

@StreetGenius99 did you get hurt

roommates aren’t home for the weekend you know what that means 😎 northernlion in the living room 🤫🤫🤫

Is it just me or was slavery and colonization and the beliefs that other races are inherently inferior like lowkey racist?

Liberal fight club be like “I am jack’s boyfrienf and we are gay together smooch smooch”