Villa

@xGPhilosophy Where’s your comments this week? No one is buying your shit book you bell end

Newcastle (2.50) 0-2 (1.31) Aston Villa

@thfc_will @BBCMOTD The state of your club. Fucking embarrassing- just accept your shit. Emery’s ball bag is a better manager than your set up

"An ugly end to what's been a terrific cup tie." Tottenham and Aston Villa players clash after the full-time whistle 💥

@xAlexTHFC You must be fucking embarrassed. Stop watching football you cunt and stick to wanking

Villa are a truly disgusting team full of diving cheating thugs

@nocntxtreplyguy @xGPhilosophy Or maybe its because XG is a load of bollocks. If you listened to XG no team would ever take a long distance shot.

@xGPhilosophy but is that because wolves convert too few chances or aston villa convert too many?

Aston Villa deserve to be 3 points ahead of Wolves, based on xG. In reality, they’re 34 points ahead.

@CFCMods You must be embarrassed…..

UNAI EMERY YOUR RUN ENDS TONIGHT

@WSB1875 @HolteEndVilla82 I’m back now you bell end… what you saying… 2 years

@InvertTheWing How embarrassed are you? Stop talking football and stick to wanking

Absolute masterclass by Enzo Maresca. Making Emery’s midblock look useless. Not giving the midfield any space, any room to operate at all. Caicedo heart of it. Cucurella and James equally as good. The entire Front 3 needs to do much better. Pedro missed 2 easy chances, most of Garnacho and Neto’s balls have hit the 1st man.

@xGPhilosophy XG suck my balls…

𝗙𝗶𝗿𝘀𝘁 𝗵𝗮𝗹𝗳: Chelsea (2.18) 1-0 (0.00) Aston Villa 𝗦𝗲𝗰𝗼𝗻𝗱 𝗵𝗮𝗹𝗳: Chelsea (0.17) 0-2 (1.25) Aston Villa

@CFCUnfiltered You can always tell a complete tosser when they mention XG: making out they are some football analyst when they spend more time at home wanking

“I think we will beat Villa, I think we are better and will also finish above them” “I don’t like some of the way this fanbase is acting around Emery and Maresca” “They are cheating XG, they are open defensively and don’t control games” “I think we end their unbeaten run” @CFCPys and @Laus1507 talk about Chelsea vs Aston Villa

@DanParker11 @secondtierpod That take was so bad it was time for them to retire from any football content… how can you run a football podcast and claim Villa over paid for £8m for Rodger’s 😂

@secondtierpod Remembering your viewpoint on Morgan Rogers moving to Aston Villa 😮‍💨

What have been the maddest moments of 2025? 🤔

@xenomlfc @xGPhilosophy He is a late contender for biggest bellend on X for 2025. Imagine the goals never scored in history because of XG… ‘don’t shoot Messi the XG is bad’.

@xGPhilosophy If Villa finish inside top 5 you should delete your account

xG: Don’t shoot from there, you’ve only got a 3% chance of scoring. Morgan Rogers:

@BJYarham I’d legit think Atkinson will score more runs this series than him if they play all the tests. Doesnt even attempt to improve - gets out the same way over and over, driving at a full ball…. Yet somehow is undroppable.

Genuine question… in comparison to other players who have played the same amount of games, surely Zak Crawley is one of the worst cricketers to play for England? Two absolutely woeful dismissals in this test match! Time for McKinney at Brisbane! x.com/toxifyy18/stat…

@SkySportsNews Signs where there: asked for his phone between rounds and messaged every female a ‘are you up’ message and got into a debate with the ref about if 9-11 and the moon landing being real

BREAKING: Joseph Parker has failed a drugs test 🚨 A source has confirmed to Sky Sports News that the heavyweight fighter tested positive after traces of cocaine were discovered as a result of a routine test given to the Voluntary Anti-Doping Agency.

@WSB1875 @HolteEndVilla82 This aged well…. We’re beating city, youre bottom half of the championship. Know your place you bell end… the players not even making our bench would be your star player

@HolteEndVilla82 11 games into a season. Losing to go ahead eagles btw 😂😂😂😂

@polecalmer_20 @AVFCOfficial @premierleague Youve got Cole palmer as your profile picture you absolute embarrassment . Your mom should have swallowed

@AVFCOfficial @premierleague Who is that mid 😭

Aston Villa is delighted to announce the signing of Evann Guessand.

@footballconfid1 you’ve finished bellow villa 2 years on the trot. Lower than Villa again this year, 3 years. Absolutely washed club

@A_rahman_0sman @AVFCOfficial Guaranteed this wet wipe has never been to a game -embarrassing to Arsenal fans

@AVFCOfficial Mind you, we will be coming to your yard on Saturday, and we will whip you 3-0 at the villa park.

*deep inhale* 🗣️ ANOTHER ONE

@BluesWillly @AVFCOfficial Imagine having Harlee Dean as your idol, your Dad should have just had a wank - embarrassing

@AVFCOfficial Going trophyless 🤣🤣🤣

Your Aston Villa team today! 👊

@BluesWillly Did you just use the world blud, your mom should have swallowed your a waste of cum

Blud said the nou camp 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@AvfcMagician - he is just salty as he supports our youth teams feeder club.