
Rocket Sturgeon
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Rocket Sturgeon
@SturgeonRocket
Anon-ish. Overly earnest reply guy. May contain traces of fish, tree nuts, and/or multitudes.


@wbridgefa Many years ago I did an informal survey of general aviation pilots, almost all were afraid of heights. Specifically ladders.


@jak_rhodes He had a mane so fluffy that he couldn't swim. His head would float and his butt would sink and he'd just swim up instead of forward. One time we were swimming in a river while he was on the bank, and my wife squealed from a cold splash. He jumped straight in to come save her.



Today is my son’s 5th birthday and I gave him this pocket knife and we already have a couple of bandaged fingers so he’s thrilled he’s living his My Side of the Mountain fantasies in the suburbs of LA backyard




















