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Rocket Sturgeon

@SturgeonRocket

Anon-ish. Overly earnest reply guy. May contain traces of fish, tree nuts, and/or multitudes.

Katılım Ocak 2019
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Rocket Sturgeon@SturgeonRocket·
@wbridgefa Maybe it goes the other way too. I don't much mind ladders, rooftops, or cliffs. I've also have never had any particular urge to be pilot. I'd rather sail or ride or drive.
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AppFlyer@wbridgefa·
This feels odd, counterintuitive. Nope. Everybody I know.
Len Lanetti@LanettiLen

@wbridgefa Many years ago I did an informal survey of general aviation pilots, almost all were afraid of heights. Specifically ladders.

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Surrealistship@SurrealistShip·
@sstrogurl Ha, will do as he slowly tells more wild stories. Hes also responsible for why Costco parking lots have such wide stalls, since he was the engineer on all of them in the Seattle area, later on in his engineering career with Costco as a client
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Surrealistship@SurrealistShip·
Insane lore drop. My dad was employee of the month at the first Costco They measured transactions per hour on the register and he would just turn it off when waiting for the next customer.
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Rocket Sturgeon@SturgeonRocket·
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@jak_rhodes He had a mane so fluffy that he couldn't swim. His head would float and his butt would sink and he'd just swim up instead of forward. One time we were swimming in a river while he was on the bank, and my wife squealed from a cold splash. He jumped straight in to come save her.

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Rocket Sturgeon@SturgeonRocket·
The internet is a big place and I don't have anywhere near the reach to do him justice, but today was the last day for the very best dog in the world. I wish you could have met Moose, he would have loved you all.
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Rocket Sturgeon@SturgeonRocket·
@suzyleebee Yeah, he was big but surprisingly spindly under all the floof. 90-95 pounds for most of his life.
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Rocket Sturgeon@SturgeonRocket·
@mattbramanti There's better cheap options out there, for example my first knife was an old buck 110 that only runs... *checks prices* 🫪
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Rocket Sturgeon@SturgeonRocket·
@sherry_kerdman One time I was down in the crawlspace trying to fix a water filter when, without warning, something licked the back of my head. Moose had crawled into the dark after me to make sure I was okay.
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Sherry Kerdman@sherry_kerdman·
@SturgeonRocket Dear Moose~ rest peacefully. 💔😞🙏🏻Wish we could have met! You are loved!!
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Rocket Sturgeon@SturgeonRocket·
@MacmasterMimi Thank you. Every night about midnight he'd come find me if I wasn't in bed yet, and huff at me to remind me it was bedtime. If I was working late on something and didn't come to bed, he grumblingly come lay on my feet until I was done.
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Rocket Sturgeon@SturgeonRocket·
@usingjunk When my wife had morning sickness, she always had to keep the bathroom door locked because it f she didn't he would barge in and shove his head into the toilet beside her in solidarity.
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Rocket Sturgeon@SturgeonRocket·
@danpcman One time I accidentally left a gate open and he ran away. He turned up in a cow pasture down the road, happily guarding the calves.
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Dan Macgowan
Dan Macgowan@danpcman·
@SturgeonRocket Oh no. Daisy and Oakley will miss their friend Moose they never sniff. We know that all dogs go to Heaven. Where else would angels go when they are done on Earth.
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Rocket Sturgeon@SturgeonRocket·
@mgd4177 So many dogs change when they're on the way out - either they get grumpy or just lose interest in everything. Not Moose. He was his sweet, protective, goofy, snuggly self right to the end. His body just couldn't keep up with his heart.
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NoKoolAid☮️@NoKoolAidNow·
@SturgeonRocket I’m so very sorry to hear this news. 😞 I know that I would have loved Moose back. 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
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Rocket Sturgeon@SturgeonRocket·
@MlouVw I'm so sorry. I hope Mojo and Moose can find their way to the happy hunting grounds together.
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Rocket Sturgeon@SturgeonRocket·
One year we built raised garden beds and filled them halfway with yard debris before putting a layer of dirt and plants on top. Moose noticed a branch poking out of the dirt and spent the entire rest of the summer joyfully digging up the entire bed until he had liberated every. single. stick.
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Sharon Blankenship@SharonBlankens8·
@SturgeonRocket It heartbreaking 💔 to lose our best dogs and friends. Lost mine in March to liver cancer. He almost made it to his 15th birthday. The whole vet staff was with us to give him last hugs and cried with us.
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