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@KamalaHarris Y'all are really scared huh? Interesting.

Before the president gets on television tonight to peddle lies and conspiracy theories, here is what you need to know: The 2020 election was not stolen. We won, and he lost.

@duffy_cory @Vivek4real_ There was way more war and arguably way more brutal when everyone was on equal footing with swords and cavalry. This is an L take.

@Vivek4real_ We should go back to swords only and when a country goes to war ALL of the men participate. You’d see a lot less war because it would no longer be a business.

ANDURIL FOUNDER PALMER LUCKEY PRESENTS THE “BARRACUDA” CRUISE MISSILE ON JAPANESE TV: “THIS IS DESIGNED TO SCARE CHINA INTO NOT TAKING ACTION ON TAIWAN. IT HAS A VERY SPECIFIC PURPOSE. WE DESIGN OUR CRUISE MISSILES SO THAT THEY CAN BE VERY EASILY MANUFACTURED BY AUTOMOTIVE-STYLE ASSEMBLY LINES. REMEMBER THAT DURING WWII, THE UNITED STATES USED THEIR PEACETIME FACTORIES AND PIVOTED THEM TO WARTIME USE. IT’S MUCH LESS EXPENSIVE THAN A CONVENTIONAL MISSILE… IT’S CHEAPER TO MAKE 100,000 OF THESE THAN 1,000 EXISTING MISSILES. I SHOULD BE ABLE TO BUY A WHOLE BUNCH OF THESE FOR LESS THAN A BUDGET COMPACT CAR.”

@esjesjesj @ChristianHeiens Then post a gif of a woman doing the double hand twist. It wouldn't have the same effect. It's okay you're homophobic we get it.

@ChristianHeiens You know women suck dick too right?

I love how the Right so thoroughly won the online culture wars that some of the most obnoxious Leftists on this site now use blatantly homophobic insults as a means to ridicule their enemies. You wouldn’t be posting this gif if you thought sucking dick was actually a totally normal thing to do. Everyone knows it isn’t. Which is why it’s used as an insult.

@ReviewsPossum Obviously you should have distributed the chickens evenly to all your neighbors so they have no reason to buy your eggs, comrade! Being a responsible entrepreneur and making a living is a disgrace to the motherland, comrade!

I have $30. So does my neighbor. I spend my $30 on a live chicken. The chicken lays eggs. I eat some eggs and sell the rest. After a few days, I have made enough money to buy another chicken. That new chicken also produces eggs, so then I make money to buy more chickens. Soon, I have a substantial chicken farm, and I'm making a living selling eggs. I have achieved success. My neighbor, on the other hand, spends his $30 on a pizza. He eats the pizza and now no longer has $30. He does not profit from his initial $30, so he has no success. He loses. Did I contribute to my neighbor's loss?

The rate at which popeyes spicy chicken turns into molten liquid shits should be studied.

@elonmusk @CommunityNotes No one wants this. Half my notifications are useless community notes

We will be releasing a new @CommunityNotes feature that sends you an 𝕏 Chat message if a post you interacted with is corrected

@homesteadpilot @SunWeatherMan No for real tell your dad he's stupid. He needs to know.

@SunWeatherMan Maybe it’s not complaining but rather an example to the younger generations on how you can be more thoughtful than your parents. But good to see you’re still trying the Fuentes emulation tactic of online discourse.

My dad (boomer with 5 houses, worked very hard his whole life), had a 2013 F-150 lariat. Garaged every day, looked like it just came off the showroom floor, never so much as a potato chip inside. 170k miles. He just traded it into the dealership…. For $5,000 He visited me 4 weeks ago, he knows I drive a 2001 Tacoma with 300k miles on it. I would’ve given him $10k. He didn’t even think to ask if I wanted it. Called me up all proud of the deal he made, said “I bet I could’ve gotten 7k for the truck but it wasn’t worth the hassle.” The dealership will sell it for $18k and I’m still driving the Tacoma.

@RepAndreCarson You need to go too.

Families with Temporary Protected Status (TPS) from Syria, Somalia, South Sudan, Haiti, Yemen, and Ethiopia could lose their work permits as soon as July 10.    If you or someone you know is impacted, I have a list of local legal service providers and Know Your Rights resources on my website.    TPS is a lifeline for families from countries that are not safe to return, and rescinding it is simply cruel. Congress must pass a pathway to citizenship for TPS holders. carson.house.gov/know-your-righ…

@RandPaul It would be so cool if Congress did anything besides tweet and betray our country

How do we ensure America is around for another 250 years? We pass the SAVE America Act and end birthright citizenship.

@GovTimWalz We're done pretending these are Americans with American values

The President of the United States is attacking a group of kindergarteners because of the clothes they wore to school.

@FmrRepMTG How much would TSP accounts for everyone cost taxpayers? What even is this argument? 😂

So how much will this cost U.S. taxpayers?? Why can’t Americans have the same thing all federal employees and members of congress have, TSP accounts?

@TheDefiApe @ryanasanchez The seats are different because the patriot front one is AI slop.

@ryanasanchez Seats are different

LMAOOO she was on her best behavior once Patriot Front showed up. We need them on every subway! 🇺🇸

@LeadingReport It already has tho 😂

President Trump says Socialism will turn American cities into “ghettos and slums.”

@ANewDecline @11975MHz Do something about it

@11975MHz Jan 6th. Traitors, the lot of ya, and no tongue-wagging now fixes that fact.

We never said we'd start a civil war. The first thing we did was stack the Supreme Court. Then we took over Twitter, renamed it to X, and caused your ilk to flee to Bluesky. Then we overcame your cheating to put a very pissed-off President Trump back in office. And then we changed the name of the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America. Then we empowered ICE with a budget larger than what even the USMC sees (not a hard feat tbh) (and we like it just fine!) Then we limited refugee immigration to white South Africans. Then we took away your ability to use EBT to buy Mars Bars and soda. Then we banned DEI for all federal and government positions. Then we reverted the Department of Defense back to the Department of War. Then we brought back the battleship and set its first class the Trump class, equipped with railguns. Then we fired every woke field-grade officer in our military, along with every trans-whatever that still wore a uniform. Then we strengthened our friendship with our one true ally, Japan. Then we pulled our forces out of Europe because they can fend for themselves. Then we beat the shit out of Canada at the Winter Olympics, and at their national sports as well. Then we reversed the unconstitutional advantage that the Democrats had when it comes to gerrymandering, ...and that enabled us to remove Jasmine Crockett and Al Green from Congress. And slowly but surely we're saving women's sports from the likes of you. We don't burn down our property like you idiots do when things don't go our way. We don't respond violently like you idiots do, either. But do go on pretending all this "endless mockery" you speak of is somehow impediment to the Trump administration. Did I mention that we're not even halfway through this second Trump administration? And then, at the very least, you're going to have to endure another four years of Vance. That's some funny shit.

@AaronParnas Why does this look AI generated?

This image is from today. A Black woman sits on the DC metro as masked white nationalists prepare to march on our nation's capital. This is America's 250th anniversary. REUTERS/Cheney Orr

@RepFine And you'll always be a lard

America will always be a Judeo-Christian nation.

@LeadingReport Good.

Democrats say illegals are “too afraid to go to the grocery store” in their towns.

@RapidResponse47 @POTUS Did Trump actually build a Lego globe and put it in the oval office? Coolest president ever.

.@POTUS: "An outdoor pool was built for President Gerald Ford... I don't get to use it. I don't know if I look good in a bathing suit. I haven't had a bathing suit in a LOOONG time." 😂

@The_JBS He had his final order of removal in 2006. Not 2026... 2006. We don't live in a serious country.

Why aren’t more people talking about this? Everyone needs to know what is happening in Minnesota.

@hwfeinstein @Tesla "Final Notice" implies there were notices before. Quit crying and schedule your damn delivery 🫵🏻😂

Not happy with @tesla right now. I made my reservation on February 26 of this year and the estimated delivery date was summer of 2027. Four months later, they gave me two days to confirm delivery of my vehicle or I get my deposit taken and presumably lose the $59,900 truck option. What?! @elonmusk @wholemars