Sue Kristoff

@oldenoughtosay Sunny side up. I grew up in New England, English language native.

@aliciaandrz I am an engineer. My husband is an engineer. My older son is an engineer. My younger son is a writer and artist, and very much NOT an engineer.

my daughter just announced to me her favorite subject is math & I'm totally aghast. girl, there are not FIVE degrees in English literature between your parents for you to like math. please.

@krisalteyespy My neighbor at the end of my street put out a sign, and now I have to see it every day, and honestly, my gut reaction is, WTF is wrong with you?

@thejournalista Aged 50: yes.

@lazyhampster @taylorsschumann I have this too! Love their stuff.

@taylorsschumann I have this mix thing you make salad dressing in. The recipes are on the side. I absolutely love it.

@taylorsschumann That thing is worth its weight in gold. I love my PC stuff!

@SophRossss @LizardPlatform I will go to Popeyes solely for their Mac and cheese. /swoon

@LizardPlatform KFC and Popeyes sides ARE elite

I’ve said this for years but I rly need a fast-casual restaurant that just serves savory sides to-go. A bowl of mashed potatoes, rice and beans, a side of mac n cheese, creamed corn, etc. that you can eat on the go. Not a full meal but just a lil snack. Like a savory froyo place

@LizWFab My youngest son's entire high school (charter school) curriculum was based on this. For every class. Everything got feedback and could be revised.

Please. For the love of God. If you have an interview, and for some reason can't make it, or whatever, PLEASE contact the company who is interviewing you to let them know. I had 2 no shows today. Not a peep. I don't understand.

@alexbobskers Hot dish

@EsotericCD This one has always been my favorite.

I have been moving, and I found my old Far Side books underneath the bed. If you are my age or thereabouts, nearly 25% are instantly memorable, nay legendary. It's the greatest single-panel strip of all time. But I think this might be the best of all, and if I'm wrong prove it.

@DGComedy @JoshRultNews @KamalaHarris @HagemanforWY @VP

@JoshRultNews @KamalaHarris @HagemanforWY @VP I have this on mute and I've still yet to see her and George Santos in the same room.

When asked about @KamalaHarris candidacy, @HagemanforWY calls @VP a "DEI hire." "Intellectually, just really kind of the bottom of the barrel...I think she was a DEI hire. And I think that that's what we're seeing, and I just don't think that they have anybody else."

@BittrScrptReadr Foundation and Silo were absolutely top notch viewing. I was aware of them because I had read the books, and got excited when I heard they were being adapted.

@clhubes I have a niece named Alice, after my grandmother. ♥️

@kemsdreaming Need a fry dipping sauce.

neurodivergents rate my meal

@skinnyprinsess I mean, I drive 40 minutes each way to work. /shrug

what do americans consider ‘far away’ ???? in my country ppl see a 30 min drive as far away but ive been noticing that americans are COMPLETELY different than us in europe lol

@thedopebohemian I love this whole vibe! ♥️

@reparkersci @heyletsmakestuf Oooh, we had the Readers Digest, but that book sounds awesome!

@swd2 @MollyJongFast I used to work a half mile from a Costco, and all work celebrations called for Costco cake. 🎂♥️

@MollyJongFast Costco sheet cakes are worth the membership fee

This feels very North Korea but I do love a sheet cake

@heyletsmakestuf Oh. My god. I'm 50 and still remember methylchloroisothiozolinone from the shampoo bottle. I said it out loud in a sing song voice. Did you also devour the Guinness book of world records?