@the_tisburys *Russillo voice* I was always more impressed by the reviews Tyler DIDNT write than by those he did
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Mike Sulky
1.2K posts
*bill simmons voice* my fingers don’t work anymore
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the tisburys (i haven’t written for a publication in 6 years)
merton ♨️@mertonesque
Bands founded by professional music critics: Yo La Tengo, Harvey Danger. any others?
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@OmarKelly Anyone else as incompetent and overconfident in themselves as you would be out of work, Omar.
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So how the Dolphins got in this cap mess then?
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Joe Schad@schadjoe
In a meeting with a small group of select South Florida reporters at the combine, new Dolphins GM Jon-Eric Sullivan praised senior vice president and salary cap expert Brandon Shore. Brandon Shore is “marvelous at his job,” Sullivan said.
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It’s always sad when a huge giant athletic man marries a dainty small woman.
My dad was a 6’5 college division 1 right tackle and I’m 5’11 at 170 for this very reason.
Hafþór J Björnsson@ThorBjornsson_
Sometimes we dress up nicely 😎
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@SiClancy Really good writing, Simon. Feels like reading an old post of yours from Finheaven from way back!
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The Dolphins aren’t hiring Harbaugh or Tomlin. But I can make a case for every candidate they’re interviewing to replace Mike McDaniel. Perhaps none stronger than Klint Kubiak, due to some important schematic reasons. He’s definitely entered the chat.
dolphinstalk.com/2026/01/klint-…
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we're the first team since the '23 season to start the same five offensive linemen for all 17 games
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I have come here to chew bubblegum and defend my quarterbacks to the death
And I'm all out of bubblegum
no context penn state football@nocontextpsuftb
What are your thoughts if Rocco Becht becomes QB1? #WeAre
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Has anyone thought that maybe Mike McDaniel isnt running the ball because his tailback has injured ribs?
Just asking.
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🔥 Signed Helmet Giveaway! 🔥
I'm giving away a signed Jaylen Waddle helmet.
Rules:
1. Follow @Schultz_Report
2. Like this post
3. Reply with how many yards Waddle has on MNF.
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I knew to steer clear of Tua Jr.
#1 FIN Fan 🐬@EliteMarino
Michael Penix is literally Tua 2.0. The parallels are insane.
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Stephen Ross if he let me run his franchise:
#1 FIN Fan 🐬@EliteMarino
Only real Maye stans up right now.
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The Vikings have won 4 playoff games in 25 years!
You can return to the safe haven of the NFL middle class, or you can try — and introduce the possibility of failure — to build a Super Bowl contending roster.
You don’t have to agree, but I’m always going to choose the latter.
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Watch this review of JJ's 25 dropbacks (O’Sullivan/Warner's too)
JJ obv cannot currently overcome 48% pressure vs 7+ coverage (4 blitzes/25 DBs)
But an objective film review shows he isn't the offense's only issue -- several of which were also the case with Wentz under center
Connor Stalions@cpstalions
Most journalists take the easy way out and cling onto lazy narratives. They don’t want you to actually pull up the tape and dissect it. It only takes 10 minutes to figure out the vast majority of the media doesn’t actually watch film.👇 Film Doesn't Lie. The Media Does | JJ McCarthy Minnesota Vikings Breakdown vs. Green Bay youtu.be/QqHgHxzTYes?si…
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Could of traded:
Jordyn Brooks (3rd round pick)
Bradley Chubb (3rd round pick)
Minkah Fitzpatrick (2nd round pick)
Jaylen Waddle (3 1st round picks according to Sauce price)
Instead did nothing and even worse watched the Jets do work.
Now we’re gonna win 2-3 more games for absolutely no reason, have a middle of the pack pick, and this whole vicious cycle starts all over again.
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Chris Shula.
Ray Agnew.
Arch Manning with our top 5 pick.
x.com/litteralyme0_/…
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@SiClancy Simon, let’s agree to discuss face to face next time you attend an actual NFL game — around 2032.
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Tua is responding to criticism including from Cam Newton about his play.
1. Cam Newton played QB in the NFL.
2. Let it go and just play better.
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@DuvalMagic Hi Randy I just bought an Nvidia 5090 and got a copy of B4 for free. Care to explain why it runs so poorly on the best commercially available gaming GPU?
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