Sunny AM

@TJandCasper Good check up! He's such a good boy.

Traveller did great today. And he’s gained 10 lbs. He said he’s ready now to head over to the UP and down to Georgia

More people like this in politics

If you love dogs, this man and his organization does amazing work. Worth a follow.

@JackLinFLL I can't.

Imagine not living in Florida

@BiologicalWoma2 Thank you for the shout out. No one has ever done that for me. Hope you have a great day 😀

@1Nicdar People so stupid they can barely find their way to work.

What’s something you have a low tolerance for?

@StraightFlorida What could go wrong? 🤣🤣

Florida Gator Removal DIY Tutorial 🐊 Step 1: Kneel on a 10-foot gator like it’s a yoga mat. Step 2: Rub its head and baby-talk it — “You’re alright big mama, I got you.” Step 3: Tape the mouth shut while it gives you pure murder eyes. Step 4: Deadlift the whole thrashing dinosaur and haul it across the yard like a pissed-off suitcase. Step 5: Dump it in the upgraded pool and tell it to enjoy summer. Warning: Requires massive arms, titanium balls, and a complete lack of survival instinct. Do NOT try this shit at home. Call a professional… or just accept that in Florida the gators are the landlords and you’re just renting. 👍🏻

Building AI data centers to “save Florida” 😂 is like buying a battleship so one dude can paint the anchor. They promise a forest of jobs. What you get: a giant windowless box that guzzles enough power to melt the grid, runs screaming fans 24/7, and employs 20 gay guys in North Face vests wandering around like lost tourists. “Local jobs” = out-of-state crews who vanish after the ribbon cutting. We trade Florida ranch land for a giant high-voltage radiator cooling someone else’s math experiments. It’s not economic growth. It’s turning our sunshine into server heat and our future into an expensive robot warehouse. At least the chatbot can hallucinate your insurance hikes in record time. 🤦

@ByronWarRoom @GiannoCaldwell No he won't. Data centers will dry up the aqua-fer and our air will smell like marijuana.

"Miami, Florida is one of the best cities in the world... Conservatives can live freely in Florida and not have to worry about what the Democrats are going to do next... Byron Donalds will be a great Governor for Florida."-@GiannoCaldwell

@Rightanglenews State of Florida gives signing bonuses to new police officers . ...

An Oregon police officer has resigned after bodycam footage leaked showing him criticizing Somali and Latino communities, stating he only cares about Americans. “Fck the Somali and Latino communities. I’m about the American communities. I’m about America, son.”

@TJandCasper Does Traveller get nervous when you pass another big truck?

Wishing you all a fantastic Monday as we roll across Iowa

@WithinLimits24 Call Fish and Game

This beautiful Sandhill Crane showed up today, poor thing has a hurt foot! I gave her food and water. I have called animal control for other hurt cranes and all they ever say is let nature run its course. If she stays around I will take care of her. I don’t like to see animals suffer. If you know of an organization that will actually help, please leave in comments. Thank you.

@Eric_Schmitt Ask him to please rescind his endorsement of Byron Donalds.

Headed back to Washington this morning and to the White House later today to visit with President Trump. What would you like for me to convey to the President?

@TJandCasper Let us know how he does!

Casper hated the truck wash. We are about to find out how Traveller does.

@1Nicdar Shrimp.

What does the perfect Florida meal consist of?

@immutablechrist I didn't vote for Susie Wiles.

This is what I voted for... How about you?

@big_killa_ @AlanJacoby @GovRonDeSantis Don't give him the chance.

@AlanJacoby He has big shoes to follow after @GovRonDeSantis He better not fuck it up

I hope Florida is ready for their new governor, Byron Donalds.

California Dreamin' 🎵

@LauraLoomer @RonDeSantis He's gotten a lot of things done in 7.5 years. So this one thing happens later? So what? Get over it. Floridians are not going to stand for your BS.

Awesome. But he’s been Governor since 2019. Why is he only doing this now as he prepares for a 2028 Presidential campaign? This is what pisses me off about @RonDeSantis. He’s had 8 years… Why now? It feels very performative and personal to me as a Floridian who has a theatre kid as a Governor. It really riles me up.