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Vintage Twitter contacts: please report my old eating disorders education site healthygirl dot org for expired domain abuse to Google. A spammer bought the domain & is using my image and copyrighted content to peddle diet pills to young readers with EDs. search.google.com/search-console…

Hey, I wrote that! RT Most popular @SciAm story this week: How to Be a Better Spouse: bit.ly/1D7Raqo @GottmanInst @northwesternu

@missmulrooney They always get strep on Saturday

The first thing you should know about health care is that if someone in my family gets strep on Friday it costs $20 but if they get strep on Saturday it costs $100.

@missmulrooney 1,000%. I mourned when my littlest stopped saying "mazagine" (magazine), "vitanims" (vitamins), and "magyrinth" (labyrinth—there's one in our neighborhood you can walk on). 😭

It's like on the one hand I want my kids to get a little older and easier, but on the other hand I want them to keep pronouncing turkey sandwich "torkey shammich."

@backell @spetersaunders @ask_aubry Kaden?

This is so rage-inducing.

@KayKayCannon That's one my husband's and my favorite episodes! "OH JENNA! IT'S GOOD TO LAUGH!" is a saying in our house when things get tough. 😁

@v_solesmith Congratulations @v_solesmith , that's huge!

@TaliaArgondezzi Carpet Pad Salad?

please give this dessert a name. I made it for my department’s 50s-themed potluck lunch

@Dictionarycom tagging this photo as sensitive content 🔥

@missmulrooney @dachesney Yes! and for my middle schooler "Did anyone do anything weird or stupid today?"

@dachesney “Did anyone get in trouble today” usually gets some engagement for us

Yesterday I asked my kindergartener what she did in school and she said "nothing," then later I went on Instagram and her teacher had posted a picture of her holding a crocodile.

@deannaraybourn Thank you! I was just about to spend way too much on something from Sephora. I'll get this instead. 🫂

@missmulrooney Dep!

Real ones know he’s not “just Ken,” he’s Totally Hair Ken and he comes with a little tube of actual hair gel that you can use in your own hair if you want

@deannaraybourn @PattiDobrindt Excelsior!

The only thing worse than finishing Veronica’s latest adventure by @deannaraybourn is not knowing if/when there will be another. Here’s hoping there will be another!! 🙏

@ScottAukerman @ComedyBangBang @TVsAndyDaly media.giphy.com/media/3xz2BzSN…

Friend of the show Jason Mantzoukas joins me to celebrate the 800th episode of @ComedyBangBang ! Then, royal watcher Byron Denniston (@TVsAndyDaly) returns. Plus, Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber (Paul F. Tompkins)! Listen wherever you get podcasts!

@CarolineYoachim The 22 Murders of Madison May by @MaxBarry

@missmulrooney Muad'dib!

Chalamet’s name is just Paul.

I am committed to watching Dune tonight.

@GuardianJessica @missmulrooney and @sschmelling

@KenMarino @hulu @johnpavlus for your list?

@TheClassicalCo @claudinecassar Blocking as well...

@claudinecassar Do you mind not copying my tweets word for word?

@missmulrooney Was commissioned to write a humor piece for--wait for it--a food pub. I warned the assigning editor that I wasn't funny, but she insisted. So I turned in a draft full of vegetable puns, and got paid. It never ran. I was embarrassed, but have since let that shittake go.

Question for the writers: Have you ever started to write something even though you knew you weren’t skilled enough to write it? How’d it go?