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@dabblindoofus They raised more money for John’s casket awhile back IIRC.

Stuttering John just launched his GoFundMe. Goal: 12 large Raised so far: $0.37 From: Vegas Beer Sales Jerry (his only donor) The SJ Army really showed up today 😂

@RicFlairNatrBoy He is risen!

Happy Easter Everyone! WOOOOO!

@HousewivesHub Cut to her working at Sephora in 10 years…

Kelsey Swanson from Real Housewives of Rhode Island is in a very unconventional relationship. According to The Tab, she is dating John Caprio, though Bravo has not shown his photo. Their arrangement is non traditional, as he dates multiple people and spends the first half of each year in Miami with someone else. Kelsey says she met him when she was 19 and they have now been together for 10 years. John is also the son of Judge Frank Caprio, who became widely known as the “nicest judge in the world.” Kelsey lives a life of luxury in a mansion with 4 kitchens and 79 TVs, and says she does not need to work because her boyfriend supports her. Credit: Bravo | The Tab by Ellie Ring #RHORI

@NYPDnews @AlvinBraggNYC will lower it to involuntary manslaughter. He’ll be out by the time he’s 30.

UPDATE: 21-year-old Amuri Greene has been arrested and charged with three counts of murder and attempted murder in connection with the fatal shooting of a 7-month-old baby in Brooklyn on Wednesday, April 1, 2026.

@yerac121 @OnceOverCayley That’s what happens when you frivolously sue people! Lawyers want to get paid! John thinks he can skate through life receiving freebies because he was on a popular radio show 25 years ago.

@OnceOverCayley Susser going to add rental car & hotel to John's mounting legal bills when John can't even afford to do that for himself! SKOL

LIVE! 6pm EST TONIGHT! Let's talk about what the 4/22/2026 court date in the LOLsuit where StutJo is suing Karl and Shuli over right of publicity means! youtube.com/live/J42oNpIlq…

@Pirates The Prince Who Was Promised

Opening Debut.

@OnceOverCayley @PerryBigDogLevy @whoarethesepod @shalomshuli @TheUncleRicoSho No nonsense? LOL! Welcome to the DV Judge!

@PerryBigDogLevy @whoarethesepod @shalomshuli @TheUncleRicoSho Not personally. But he's no nonsense, so it'll be interesting!

4/22, baby! LFG! @whoarethesepod @shalomshuli @TheUncleRicoSho

@PlanetOfMemes I see a hippumtotomos…

If you are right-brained, you see a dog. If you are left-brained, you see a cat.

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@ClayDabbler @loopholelady It’ll still have a higher IQ than @stutteringjohnm

@loopholelady With your age and vinces, genetics, it's probably going to have Downs syndrome

If you saw how much I was fed yesterday… and the number of tissues, I went through… madone… Today. Roasted carrots, steamed broccoli, spicy roasted peppers and sweet/white potato’s with meatloaf! Yes MY SPECIAL meatloaf. I won’t share my secret… it’s one secret ingredient… so stop asking about my SECRETS… ENZ! Ciao boys!!! See y’all in Vegas… 🫶🏻🙏🏼 I’m probably just bloated, right???… @0scarElectric @SoPrettyDoodles @DeltaZerooo @InsAnneityy @LoopholeLawInc

@mazemoore @Zigmanfreud Don’t listen to what they say. Watch what they do. The Newsom’s send their oldest child to The Branson School.

In 2023 Gavin Newsom did what he called a "Red State" tour and visited Alabama, Florida and a few other red states. Newsom's wife said she brought her children to the red states so they could learn about racism, sexism, and bullying first hand.

@MMadness4 @Zigmanfreud @storyofthegoats I guess you’ve never seen a rush to judgment after a moral panic before.

@Zigmanfreud @storyofthegoats I don't think you are correct on this. They don't take down your statue on rhetoric.

My sports heroes growing up Tiger Woods Lance Armstrong Sammy Sosa Joe Paterno It's been a rough ride

LIVE 6:30pm EST TONIGHT! Lucy Does Dabbleverse. LFG! youtube.com/live/P20lWLecl…

@Philo_Beddoe999 @OnceOverCayley That’s exactly what happened when you half ass and cheap out on literally every aspect of your life. Again, this goes back to the “chicken and egg” paradox of the Dabbleverse…is John more stupid than he is lazy or more lazy than he is stupid. 🤷‍♂️

@OnceOverCayley This case is going like everything else in John's life; a mismanaged disaster.

Baller! Can't wait to talk about this insane letter filed by defense attorney Danny in the LOLsuit.

@OnceOverCayley @DukeRoscoeBlvd LOL! Leave it to Dummy to end up getting sued BY HIS OWN ATTORNEY!

@OnceOverCayley @DukeRoscoeBlvd @shalomshuli @TheUncleRicoSho @whoarethesepod Vegas Beer Sales Per-Jerry 😂😂😂

Dude. This is insane. New filing by the defense goes hard. Lucy Does Dabbleverse coming soon. @shalomshuli @TheUncleRicoSho @whoarethesepod

@dbofsf @PhilzCoffee @SFPD @DanielLurie @DannySauter @SFPDChiefLew “Teens”

Assault by group of teens in front of @PhilzCoffee Embarcadero @SFPD needs to arrest these teens Source: Reddit r/sanfrancisco Video: u/MysteriousBill4651 Description: u/FailFastandDieYoung

@Zigmanfreud A nice way of saying it is “they ran out of source material”.

I can’t wait to find out how this “Love Story” finally ends!! 🤔😉

@TrapMoneyProfit @ClayTravis Less than 5% of whites today had slave owning ancestor’s retard.

@ClayTravis Your ancestors raped, murdered, and violated my people in every way possible… What wat happen if we did that to yal ?

Erika Kirk’s husband was assassinated in September. It’s March & a black comedian is putting on white face & mocking her in a video. Honest question, if a prominent black leader had been assassinated & a white comedian put on blackface & mocked his widow, what would happen?

@SchwartzerMenlo @DukeRoscoeBlvd

Caron Feldman, Stuttering John's former manager and the casting director for his shitty movie, appears on WATP and drops atomic truth bombs. WHY YOU TRASHIN' ME?!?