SurfMurph

@difficultpatty I knew you in the before times.

Someone asked me for a screenshot of my cake rankings today, so guess who is the latest influencer.

I was putting on a clinic on the basketball court today. It was a physical therapy clinic.

@AGoldFan That’s not a penalty?

Montreal gets away with a blatant delay of game. Dobes leans back against the post and pushes the post off it's base to get a whistle. Zero Canes contact. Brutal

@AlexKintner3 Thanks, that’s enough to go on. ✌️

@SurfMurph I was bullied into anything by Harland Coben. Don't remember which of the countless ones it was. Dealer's choice.

I finally succumbed to the pressure of watching a Netflix series my friend absolutely insisted I had to watch. In 10 minutes on episode 1 and then read the wiki plot.

how i'm tryna be

@wffleballhelmet @piccolobutt and I are on standby. 😂

@SurfMurph Not yet. 😮‍💨

Not now, baby. I’m shopping online for vintage corningware

@PastorAlexLove @AndyWatk Are you available for family events?

I am the missing link between MAN and JESUS

I am dead…😆

@3YearLetterman You’re just jealous the Dr has a degree.

Dr Pepper sucks and so do the people who drink it

Losing my mind because someone I know referred to a video on their phone as a "tape".

@EricIdle I’m a Lipton man, myself. (Iced) 😊

Hate it!

@cutiemcfly007 Well they *are* the son of a narcissist…sooooo

Is it possible for you not be a tool if you're a Jr or II and so on.

@cutiemcfly007 lol. You are wise, and apparently adulting successfully.

@SurfMurph I didn't drink it. I need like 30 monsters to get through a day. 😆

I made coffee at work once bc I was there first. I had never made coffee before and forgot the liner or whatever. Waves of disgust went through the office as everyone had their first drink. Last time I made coffee.

@MonkeysMarch @kristabellerina

I think what you really learn from opening up to people is that you shouldn’t.

@NadaAJones My music tastes are like my taste in women. Across the spectrum.

@Marg42411 @covie_93 You need to take your meds.

@covie_93 Imagine voting for Senile Biden and his DEI incompetent sidekick and watching everything become too expensive. We need compensation from the Democrats for their regime of terror.

Imagine voting for trump because you couldn't afford eggs only to end up not being able to afford anything.