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CNN put together a montage of Trump officials, including Trump himself, saying over and over again for nearly three months now that gas prices are about to drop, any day now

@naomirwolf Why not bigger

Why no lions?

Greenland has been on the map since roughly the year 982, when a Norwegian called Erik the Red sailed there and named it. The Vikings. Not Donald Trump. Vikings with axes and no central heating. It is the largest island on Earth. It appears on every atlas ever printed, every globe ever made, every satellite image ever taken. NASA photographs it from space on a daily basis. It has its own government, its own flag, its own capital city and its own deeply held opinion about not being owned by anyone in a red baseball cap. The United States Air Force has had a base at Thule since 1951. Which means American military personnel have been eating terrible food and freezing their bits off on Greenland for 74 years, apparently without telling Governor Landry. And yet here stands Jeff Landry, Governor of Louisiana, a man elected by actual human beings to run an actual American state, explaining to a Danish television crew that Greenland did not exist until 2025. This is the intellectual foundation of the most aggressive territorial land grab attempted by a Western democracy since the Second World War. Not strategic doctrine. Not legal argument. Not geopolitical necessity. A governor who apparently believes the world’s largest island was invented by a property developer from Queens. They want to take Greenland. They cannot find Greenland. Gandalv / @Microinteracti1

@Marleymo6 Northern Ireland is technically a country and one of the four constituent countries of the United Kingdom (along with England, Scotland, and Wales)

No 1, Northern Ireland isn’t a country it’s a province as far as I aware. No 2) Why care what others call it? You know what they mean. I can’t believe that adults are still crying about names here when everyone knows where they mean. Same as Londonderry/Derry. Grow up folks 1/2

CNN split screen of Trump saying he doesn’t think about Americans’ financial situation and Vance claiming that Trump didn’t say that.

@AFP Even in Cyprus they couldnt fix the laundry room in a month 🤨 x.com/donwinslow/sta…

@AFP So the laundry room runs the whole the ship 🤔 why not just say it was hit

🇮🇷 The USS Gerald R. Ford, the world's largest aircraft carrier that has been part of Middle East war operations, on Monday returned to a naval base in Crete, an AFP photographer said. ➡️ u.afp.com/SLrr

@EPLBible No penalty

Penalty or no penalty? 🤔

“If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you’re going to have selfish, ignorant leaders.” — George Carlin

This is the lowest approval record ever! Only 23%.

He’s right, I’m always saying this

🚨 EXCLUSIVE🚨 LIVE LOOK AT DONALD TRUMP TRYING TO EXIT THE MIDDLE EAST.

@MOSSADil old clip

A Russian nuclear-powered submarine has arrived in Havana, Cuba today, just 90 miles from the United States.

JUST IN: A Trump judicial nominee was asked point blank: is Trump eligible to run for a third term? Their answer: “I would have to review the actual wording…” Sen. Chris Coons then asked every nominee in the room to confirm the Constitution bars a third term. Silence. Every single one of them refused to say it. Trump is appointing judges who won’t affirm the 22nd Amendment to his face. Never stop connecting the dots.

@nicksortor Please leave all base abroad, nobody wants you

🚨 JUST IN: President Trump says the US will be withdrawing "A LOT" more troops from Germany than the 5,000 announced yesterday FINALLY. Bring our troops home! We don't need NATO — NATO needs US! "We're going to cut WAY down and we're cutting a lot further than 5,000" 🇺🇸

Not a great sign that President Trump’s judicial nominees seem incapable of stating that President Trump is ineligible to run for a third term.

We have 35,000 troops in Germany. Withdrawing 5,000 is a silly tantrum by a toddler who wants to yell at people without suffering consequences. If you are serious about this, go ahead and close Ramstein. But he won’t because even this idiot understands its importance. But he has to have his tantrum so here we go. The problem with that, however, is that he’s continually undermining trust in the US and this effect will likely persist after he leaves office. Trump doesn’t give a rat’s ass about this because he’s a transactional amoeba with a single brain cell that only has the word ME memorized. So we will be left picking up the wreckage of his shit policies.

@patriottakes But some smaller shoes 😉

So he doesn’t need a ballroom

@AdamKinzinger Why do Trump have oversized shoes on, so weird

Is this in the armored ballroom or was it never about that?

Your father cheated on every one of his wives, including your mother.