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@ShiroPandey @MunCorpGurugram @AjayKumarIAS13 DLF One Garbage Center

I have personally seen this being cleaned up time and again, however within a span of one single day, the mound of trash comes back. Both authorities and residents are responsible for this. @MunCorpGurugram @AjayKumarIAS13 can we please find a permanent solution for this?

@ShiroPandey I loaf you

The pleasure of new socks 🤩

@ShiroPandey Sly way of telling others what to gift you :P

I think forest essentials exist only to be gifted to other people, so them think you rich.

@ShiroPandey 2hrs later. Back to news tweets :)

Going back to random inane tweets.

@IndiGo6E Please stop your planes’ boarding music!!!!! Silence is better than this ear-sore!!!!!

@ShiroPandey @htTweets The Heaven Times

Please explain how Dwivedi, who was killed in the terror attack, has been closely monitoring anything? @htTweets

@ShiroPandey They are called baton lights now

Yes, down lights look cool, but then, not enough light! 💡 Tube lights FTW

@ShiroPandey Cost?

@ShiroPandey Their other brand ambassadors only have 10 fingers.

Can someone please explain why is this bottle “limited edition”?

@ShiroPandey Update. Ye mar gaya.

I have pretty roses in my balcony.

@ShiroPandey @bookmyshow @lifeindistrict For those interested, this streak lasted 25 days. @bookmyshow was reinstalled cause @varungrover is more important.

This is all the motivation I need to stop using @bookmyshow Switching to @lifeindistrict permanently. Congratulations on your cowardice.

@ShiroPandey @NestleIndia You get a free Mou for life cause you tattooed Mou

Will I get free Maggi for life if I get a Maggi tattoo? @NestleIndia

@ShiroPandey @BluSmartIndia @daily_objects @my_mokobara Comet Plis don’t buy flats in Camellias and go bankrupt?

I hate you @BluSmartIndia. You gave us clean cars, reliability, and great service. I deleted Ola & Uber. I never had to go back to them. But you took that trust and bought a flat in Camellias. Hope it was worth breaking Delhi NCR’s collective trust.

@ShiroPandey Gurugramluru

51 mins for 11kms. You are well on your way to becoming Bangalore, Gurugram.

@ShiroPandey @airindia “Ding ding ding, Yatriya krupya dhyan de” is still better.

Anyone notice the lil tone that plays when you checkin from the @airindia app? It’s so nice!

@ShiroPandey Of course

The smell of fresh vada at 5:30 am on the Palakkad railway station 🥹

I know Indore and Bhopal stations are clean, but damn Palakkad station. You give good competition!

Friends are choosing a city to buy houses in. Here’s what we got so far- Delhi – fresh air sold separately Bangalore – hope you like traffic and language tests Bombay – sell a kidney, still can’t rent a cupboard Kolkata - already crumbling down Don’t have one for Hyderabad yet

Happiness is fleeting. It’s a moment in time—a spark at night. Beautiful, yes, but always gone too quickly. Peace, though, is enduring. It’s not a quick flicker; it’s a slow, steady burn that keeps you warm through the night. More on this - randomoblivion.com/2024/11/is-hap…

One of the fastest puzzles ever! @isro #jigsawpuzzle