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@Amelia558rs A frog kissing an elephant

If your eyes are healthy what animal do you see? 😜😁😂

@Amelia558rs Frog

@samuel_leeds @Swiss0000 God bless you.

@MacBelts @JamesonTimba @NewsDay_Zim Zimbabweans wake up, these politicians r not genuine advocates for the ordinary people. We need a genuine voice/ movement. Current players r compromised to the core.

@MacBelts @JamesonTimba @NewsDay_Zim I don't know what it will take for people to accept that Chamisa was bought. A lot of his worshippers are still in denial

I'm buying a church. I’ve made a cash offer of £225,000 to purchase this church, which was about to close and be sold off to developers. I'm fed up with driving past all these churches in the UK that used to thrive, support the community, and feed the homeless. Now, just look at these beautiful church buildings. So many are boarded up, closed down, with developers queueing up to profit from converting them into flats. I simply can't accept that a building built to glorify Jesus for generations can be turned into something solely for profit. So I've placed an offer on a church in my hometown. My plan is to buy it and offer it completely free of charge, with zero rent, to a church willing to worship Jesus here and serve others. What do you think of this idea?

Prof Mutambara rightfully describes the current president of Zimbabwe describing him as and inept and incompetent person with no knowledge of leadership or has VISSION. What this means is in ZANU-PF what they call VISSION 2030 is no mission at all.

Uganda is a very Interesting African country; a) President wants 4 more decades in power b) His wife is the Minister of Education c) His Son is the Commander of the Army d) His daughter is the Governor of Central Bank e) Wife of Opposition leader once dated the President !

What happened in our theatre today...my hands are still shaking as I type this. She came into the hospital walking. Fully conscious. Talking. Holding her belly. A 36-week pregnant woman. Her complaint sounded simple at first: “Please nurse… I have severe headache, my body is weak, and my baby has not been moving well since morning.” Her face looked tired. Her eyes looked heavy. We checked her blood pressure. Very high. Dangérously high. Protein in her urine. Swollen feet. Warning signs everywhere. Severe pre-eclampsia. Before we could even finish explaining, she suddenly grabbed the bed rail and said, “I feel dizzy…” And then it happened. Her eyes rolled back. All white. She stopped responding. We called her name loudly. No answer. We shook her gently. Pinched her. Still nothing. Within seconds, the room changed. Oxygen was applied. IV lines rushed in. The monitor alarms started screaming. The baby was still inside her. And now… the mother was slipping away. She was rushed straight to theatre for an emergency caesarean section. Inside the operating room, fear sat with us. Her eyes were still rolled back. She wasn’t responding to voice, pain, or touch. The anaesthetist kept calling her name. Nothing. Then suddenly, her vitals dipped. The surgeon said quietly but firmly: “We cannot wait.” The incision was made. The baby was delivered fast. A baby boy. No cry. The paediatrician moved immediately. Suction. Oxygen. Stimulation. Seconds felt like years. Then… A weak cry. Then another. Life. Relief swept through the room but it didn’t last. Because the mother still hadn’t woken up. Minutes passed. Her eyes were still white. Her body still. Someone whispered, “What if she doesn’t come back?” We kept calling her name. Nothing. Then, suddenly her fingers twitched. Just once. Everyone froze. We called her name again. This time… Her eyelids fluttered. Slowly… painfully… She opened her eyes. Confused. Disoriented. The first thing she whispered was: “My baby… where is my baby?” We brought the baby closer. The cry filled the theatre. Tears rolled down her face. And down ours too. Because moments earlier… We thought we were losing her. Today, the theatre became a place of féar, silence, prayer and mercy. Two lives stood at the edge. Both came back. And we were reminded again: Sometimes emergencies come quietly. Sometimes côllapse comes suddenly. And sometimes… miracles happen after everyone has already lost hope. To every mother reading this: Your testimony will not d!e. You will not loose your life during labour Your baby will survive Your blessings will not be thrown away. Whatever looks lost, God will return with life. A baby born from confusion… A mother Saved by mercy… Protected by heaven. This was not medicine. This was a miracle that refused to stay silent. Share this to bless another mother. #A real life story from a nurse

I was homeless for six months in 2011. I slept in my car. I used to park behind a small church because it was dark and quiet. I thought nobody knew I was there. Every morning, I’d wake up, drive to a gas station to wash my face, and go to work (yes, I had a job, just couldn't afford rent). One night, it was freezing. 10 degrees. My car wouldn't start to run the heater. I was shivering so hard my teeth hurt. I saw the back door of the church open. A janitor came out to dump the trash. He saw my car. He saw me huddled in the front seat. He didn't call the cops. He didn't come over and tap on the window. He just walked back to the door, unlocked it, and propped it open with a small rock. Then he turned on the hallway light and left. I waited ten minutes. Then I ran inside. It was warm. There was a couch in the lobby. There was a bathroom with hot water. I slept there every night for the rest of the winter. Every night, the rock was there. I never met the janitor. I never thanked him. I’m back on my feet now. I have a house. I have a bed. But every year on the first snow, I donate a check to that church. I write "For the heating bill" in the memo line. Sometimes the loudest way to love your neighbor is to say nothing at all. Anonymous

🔸Good day Honourable Minister @MhonaFelix, What do you spend your time doing? Have you seen the state of the country’s roads? Don’t you think any Minister who presides over roads of this nature should resign? Hatina vatungamiriri. We need new leaders.🇿🇼

Happy birthday to the woman who lights up every room she walks into. I love you, Miche.

@ChinonelC81097 @harare_1 Vanhu vakabva kuruzevha muchiteera Grace Mugabe achida urban Votes for her husband Mugabe have flooded towns especially Harare and they are very responsible for everything gone wrong in the country. That Manager obviously stays in those small mashatini houses built on wetlands.nx

@harare_1 This is just an isolated case and you could have just paid to avoid the drama. But by going to town over this small issue and possibly have the guy fired is low on your part.

FROM OUR INBOX : I would like to name and shame this rude boy called Lesley Nyakatawa, am told he is the manager at the Helensvale food court by Zuva service station. On Sunday afternoon l went to buy burger and chips but clearly told him that burger must not have sauce or cheese, this l repeated 3 times and even said "l hope wazvibata", this l said because he wasnt paying attention as l spoke to him and knowing my child doesnt like sauce or cheese l didnt want to get a wrong order then have issues on changing etc. Gave him my card and swipped, l got my order only to realise that there were no chips, went back and told him that there are no chips and he says bring the card and pay for the chips, then l said aaah inga l paid for burger and chips and he just went bezek saying l only charged for burger and am like why and he said haiwawoo togara tichimaita ma error aya saka you want free chips hee hee, he shouted in the food court kuti varikuda zvemahara and was like do you think l will come here for free food just like that but guy was so rude and even shouting more instead of apologising until another customer paid for the chips for me and he insisted l wanted free food, honestly l felt humiliated and dissapointed. Is this how managers deal with customers, yes l was still prepared to pay cash for the chips not swipe again but instead of being apologetic he kept shouting at me. I actually wanted to slap him for his behaviour just that he went back behind the counter. Those in authority at Innscor please deal with your staff. @SimbisaBrands @ChickenInnZW

Aljazeera brought cameras and he never saw them. The spirit did not show him that he was being recorded. Now it’s showing him what will happen in Zimbabwe! 😂

🔸This is a story of failed leadership. Zero competence. Zero planning. Zero concern. Zero accountability. Zero acknowledgment of the crisis. Zero solutions. We need new leaders.🇿🇼

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Brain teaser

@Beno10_MFC The mouths … Shut and Closed

If you find one difference in the photo, you are a genius🤔🤓

Since Trump doesn't want this portrait of President Obama displayed in the White House, let's make this photo of our President go viral here! RETWEET if you love @BarackObama!

🔸Good morning @ParliamentZim, 1. As the institution that’s meant to check and balance the executive, champion accountability and be a paragon of transparency, may you please publicize Senate President Mabel Chinomona’s conditions of service? 2. Are you aware that the Auditor-General revealed in her report that US$372,260 was used to renovate Chinomona’s home? Is such expenditure rational, let alone justified? 3. Why is public money being used to buy Chinomona pillows? Why can’t she buy her own pillows? What kind of pillow costs US$130? 4. What sort of curtains cost US$64,000? 5. How many vases and chandeliers did she purchase to rack up a bill of US$57,874? 6. Can you please give us the names of the suppliers that were used for this “renovation”? 7. When this money was disbursed, was there no concern that the invoices were inflated? 8. Why were procurement laws violated in these purchases? Is the Senate President above the laws that @ParliaZim enacts? We need new leaders.🇿🇼