@raqisright My group chat is in Slack. Where are people group chatting nowadays? Discord?
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SwollenHaus
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White boy summer:
West Village:
- White linen shirt permanently unbuttoned to show cleavage
- “Summering” at surflodge/hamptons share with 11 dudes
- Taking time off to focus on summer
Williamsburg:
- Mustache tan line
- $14 iced matcha but morally opposed to capitalism
- “Berlin changed me” (couldn’t get into Berghain last summer)
Murray Hill:
- Fitted polo his mom bought him in 2017
- Finance job + blackout schedule synced
- Group chat named “The Boys” active 24/7
SoHo:
- JMM sunnies / LP Summer walks
- cigarettes are “European” not nicotine addiction
- Situationship roster
Upper East Side:
- Tods > Summer walks
- Family has a place in Southampton, not Montauk
- LP baseball hat has never seen a sport
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@h2ner The used thier correctly the first time and the second time when it wasn’t needed they misspelt it. Amazing word count degree.
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Jewish femcel who thinks writing about her sexual resentment towards blonde WASP sorority girls is “anthropology”
🫖@katebushsuprfan
its so easy to rage bait incels on twitter just be a girl that is both semi attractive and knowledgeable in a field of study😱
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@KatelynTweeter You make an excellent point, but my child’s c case the water broke on its own, she dilated to about 8cm and then the swelling caused her to go down to 5cm. They both would have died without it.
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"A c-section saved my life."
Let me guess, that was after you allowed the doctors to schedule you for an induction and then labor stalled and you kept "needing" interventions because your body wasn't ready for birth and THEN you ended up with a c-section?
ai waifu@waif0000
Babe wake up, the 22-year C-section follow up data just dropped, and it’s *much* worse than the public was led to believe. 1 in 3 American babies are born this way.
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@dvorstone I agree with most that. The problem is these men were told: trained to ask for consent; women don’t want to feel like whores by consenting to these things they want them to just happen.
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This stuff is so pathetic, I wish I could meet these men just so I could slap them.
She is NOT withholding from you.
The vast majority of women have a VERY wide range of potential sexual behavior and THEY DO NOT SELF-REGULATE (mostly - they do have boundaries but they're broader than you think). Women largely do not determine what they'll do in bed. The man does.
You cannot wait for your woman to invite you to do the things you want in bed. She'll go where you take her IF you can arouse her sufficiently. Her uninhibited nature and raw desire are a reflection of the other man.
I cannot stress that point enough. Her sexual behavior is a reflection of your sexual competence and NOT her boundaries or affection.
These men are pathetic because what they want is for their woman to serve herself up on a silver platter. They want all of the perks of heightened sexual arousal without putting in the effort or possessing the skill to achieve it.
The hard truth is that if you want your woman to be uninhibited, "adventurous," or whatever your preferred euphemism, you have to put in the work to turn her on sufficiently.
Yes, some guys can do it easier, especially if they're charismatic and physically attractive. Too bad. Hit the gym and develop your personality to that end.
Guys... if you want her to respond to you like you're sexy, you have to BE sexy, which means you have to train to be sexy.
“Bad” Billy Pratt@KILLTOPARTY
Women would rather have their husbands mentally wrecked than have sex with them
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A ustedes no les gusta Zendaya como Atenea porque no es blanca
A mí no me gusta porque tiene cara de demasiado joven y no tiene pinta de diosa de la sabiduría
Y creo que hubiera quedado mejor una actriz más mayor y con unos rasgos más fuertes
No somos lo mismo
Pop Base@PopBase
New look at Zendaya as Athena in ‘The Odyssey.’ (via ELLE) In theatres on July 17.
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In her research for the origin of STDs, she uncovered how the complete lie that you can get an std from a toilet seat was created by doctors (probably also molesting their daughters) in a refusal to accept that little rich white girls were sexually assaulted by their dads.
Whites Takin Ls@WhitesTakinLs
woman shares How STD research uncovered high rates of PED0PHlLlA in WHlTE upper class families 🤮
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@SS_Lee_toyou @bigmonkeong His hair was white, like wool. Not curly, like wool. Do you even Bible?
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@bigmonkeong The Bible literally describes what Jesus looked like. Where is the hair like wool, huh? 😂
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jeez i wonder why all the people crying about the odyssey castings have no problem with a white jesus 🤔
DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm
First look at ‘THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST’ sequel. In theaters on May 6, 2027.
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This woman is every single Feminist you have ever met in your entire life. And she can't see it even as her nose is being rubbed in it.
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Everybody in the world wants an elegant and progressive solution to the maternity leave problem and there simply isn’t one. Babies need their mothers for 3 years and businesses need workers who don’t leave for 3 years. The only solution would have been to not create the problem.
Andrea D. Huberwoman, Ph.D.@thegenesisbl0ck
8 weeks of maternity leave isn’t enough. Neither is 3 months, 6 months or 1 year. Attachment theory research shows that babies need their primary caregiver (most often mom) far longer than a few months, ideally for the first 3 years. Longer maternity leave leads to better mother-infant interactions which results in a more secure attachment at 24 months. Babies are so sensitive that even any mother-baby separation for more than a week (1 week!) under the age of 2 has been shown to predict higher child negativity at age 3 and higher aggression at both age 3 and age 5. You can never convince me that anything about women working corporate jobs is natural.
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@ReddCinema This isn’t true. Its never been true. Women had their own women’s only banks in the 1800s. If you’d read a goddamn book you’d notice women had banks and wrote cheques- that should flag ones BSdar
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To teach Israel how to make peace, Pippa Bacca, the leftist Italian, decided in 2004 to hitchhike from Turkey to Israel. She even learned basic Arabic, to prove that Islam is not a violent. Once she arrived in Turkey, she was gang-raped and murdered. She was 33 years old.
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@WhitesTakinLs Of all those "white" families, I'd be interested to hear their last names.
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woman shares How STD research uncovered high rates of PED0PHlLlA in WHlTE upper class families 🤮
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@EdLatimore He needs to realize that the men are more adventurous and she went along with it (most likely). Asking for a blow jobs doesn’t work as well as telling her to suck it, or putting your hand on her shoulder
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"What's an RJ?"
"If up gotta ask, big boy, you can't afford it."
“Bad” Billy Pratt@KILLTOPARTY
Women would rather have their husbands mentally wrecked than have sex with them
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@YahwehGraced How do you explain the heavens parting , God the Father saying ‘this is my son’ and the Spirit descending in the form of a Dove?
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Dear Protestants,
Trinity is a Catholic tradition, not found in the Bible
In fact it is one of their main talking point against Sola Scriptura
If you claim Sola Scriptura, you must reject that doctrine
Comment below if you have any questions or doubts regarding this
Happy to help
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@Quamclips Christopher Columbus was a cryto Jew. If there was Antebellum Cannibalism its surely Epstein-Class Jew cannibalism. Guaranteed.
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@StephenSwartz1 @megha_lilly Gorgias the kind of man to marry a pornstar and be ‘im the winner because she’s rich and I’m the one that gets a freakmaster’ with no concern of their kids being bullied
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@megha_lilly Then there is Gorgias' Encomium of Helen, arguing for taking her back because the whole thing wasn't her fault.
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When I first read the Odyssey it shocked me so much to see Helen’s awareness at her own faults and to see her call herself a whore, which does indeed describe her actions of adultery and licentiousness. The blame game is a crucial part of the psychology of the Odyssey, and Emily Wilson should be arrested frankly, for subverting the translation to absolve women of all fault. This is in fact just what modern culture does too.
Roman Helmet Guy@romanhelmetguy
Emily Wilson completely changed the meaning of a key word in the Odyssey to make it seem like Helen of Troy didn't blame herself for starting the Trojan War, when in fact the text makes it clear that she did. In 4.145-146, Helen calls herself κυνώπιδος (dog-faced). This is an insult meaning "shameless." It is commonly used to refer to unfaithful lovers. For example, it is used elsewhere in the Odyssey (8.319) to refer to Aphrodite after she cheats on Hephaestus with Ares. Fagles translates 4.145-146 to: "all you Achaeans fought at Troy, launching your headlong battles just for my sake, shameless whore that I was.” Lattimore translates 4.145-146 to: "for the sake of shameless me, the Achaians went beneath Troy, their hearts intent upon reckless warfare." Wilson completely changes the meaning of κυνώπιδος to "hounded" (she is trying to be cute by translating 'dog-faced' to a word that still relates to dogs, even though its actual meaning is completely unrelated). She then applies this word to the Achaeans, saying that they were hounded, not Helen. Her translation is in the image below. This is obviously an ideological change that she made because she personally believes Helen shouldn't be blamed for the Trojan War. She deliberated distorted the meaning of one of the foundational texts of Western literature to conform with her modern beliefs.
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@CatilinaSergius @megha_lilly She was kidnapped by Theseus, bane of Minotaurs before she was of marriage age and had to be rescued by her brothers
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@megha_lilly The last line is so odd as if it’s just for geopolitics which is the exact opposite of the original text. From her birth concerns were there that her beauty would tear the Greek apart. That’s why Odysseys makes the suitors swear the oath to uphold her marriage.
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