Sydney Manear

sorry, what situation would call for one to “sort by price: high to low”

kind of a bummer to have been born at the very end of the Fuck Around century just to live the rest of my life in the Find Out century

@Whataburger Me waiting to spend my entire paycheck when the Colorado Springs location opens

Me whispering to my burger after I decided to “eat at home” for a day.

I’m never as succinct or as eloquent as this. I’m glad someone else is…

Had a dream about @Whataburger finally opening the Colorado Springs location. So close but so far. Save me a seat for opening day, Whata 😘😘

adulthood is literally just running errands. trust me, you have errands to run. you think you completed all your errands? check again

this may be a hot take but in Gilmore girls Lane Kim should've ended up with Dave Rygalski & it's a travesty that she didn't

Cancel them loans, Joseph.

@lyss_the_priss @_veevyan @estherdaron The lougey man video is a joy that Twitter neither understands nor deserves. It shall stand the test of time on its own as the video ever created.

@SydneyManear @_veevyan @estherdaron I really thought it would be the LOUGEY MAN video

happy 5 year anniversary to this classic

republicans: no stimulus check. democrats: no stimulus check ✊❤️🏳️‍🌈

@lyss_the_priss Cryin in the club 😭😭😭😭 you are such a sweet friend. Thankful for your kind words today 💜💜💜

@SydneyManear you are kindness and safety. You make people feel like being themselves is the only thing needed to be your friend. You foster honest openness and consideration. The world needs you in it. You make it better

Prepare your butts for valentines affirmations!!!

I wonder when the bermuda triangle stopped working. Not a lot of drama there anymore

I’d like to vote for Michelle’s outfit.

Ok, thread. I believe that we shouldn’t hold platforms accountable for decisions their users make. That would break a lot things. But there is a sense that that means platforms are free from wrong-doing because they don’t create content...they just host it. Bullshit.

dinosaurs literally got taken out on the same planet we walk on today and people still think we’re invincible. ur not better than a stegosaurus

Twitter after banning Trump 1,449 days into his presidency

Gummy birth control. Why aren’t we working harder on this?