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@jimNjue_ How? We need to start processing him to the ICC in Geneva

Hassan Omar has Issued an Apology. Will you people forgive him?

@therealantoh Uko na ujinga kweli

Uhuru was in power for 10 years and never constructed any stadium in Kenya. In just three years,President Ruto has constructed a world class International Stadium in East and Central Africa. We can now even host a world cup final. Just because of this alone,he has my vote.

@gpdkaluma You're such an idiot brown teeth 😡. It's one thing going to church for show off AND another thanking God genuinely for not having killed innocent children! There are many drunkards who'll probably get direct entry and recognition by the Patron Saint of the Innocents than him

President Ruto woke up at 4.00 am and is already in Church thanking God for a great week and asking Him for a better week ahead for Kenya. Gachagua, Kalonzo and Matiangi are still in bed snoring. How will these lazy guys compete when President Ruto is doing everything right before them!

@RealGonn @georgenjoroge_ @KeNHAKenya They did an even worse job in Ruai

@georgenjoroge_ @KeNHAKenya This is the guy responsible at @KeNHAKenya Eng Luka Kimeli. Please explain why ur wasting our taxes

KeNHA closed Chiromo Road for months. @KeNHAKenya DG I want you to look at these pictures and explain to Kenyans with a straight face how a road you just repaired has potholes before the paint is even dry. This is not incompetence. Incompetence is accidental. This is deliberate. You used substandard materials knowing exactly what would happen because the same road will need repair again and the same tender will be issued again and the same people will eat again. The pothole is not a mistake. The pothole is your business model. 😐 #CentralFocus

@lucindajanet Good morning Kadathi

Good morning😃

@susankihika Acha udaku wewe. Ninyi mmeiba hata Nakuru state house mkajenga hoteli. Uliiba Nakuru War Memorial Hospital. Umeiba kila kitu

So this man realized Ruto was incompetent after he was kicked out of office? Spare us your hypocrisy! Ati 4 girls, even lying requires some intelligence, does he really expect anyone to believe that? You incited those you call your people and you took off while all the burning, looting and vandalism happened in their areas! What does burning of vehicles, super markets and trucks have to do with the global increase in the price of fuel? Hope you are happy now, well done!!

@JaphethOtieno01 @NPSOfficial_KE @ahmednasirlaw @PoliceKE Why harass an officer and intimidate him by locking him up? He could just have been summoned by his superior and disciplined. If you can do that, how about us minions? @gpdkaluma @CopShakurkihara @citizentvkenya @ntvkenya

He is the Central Police Station OCS, Chief Inspector Dishen Angoya. He was arrested and placed in custody at Lang’ata Police Station after allegedly releasing 64 people who had been arrested over public order offences linked to the fuel price protests. The good citizens of the Republic of Kenya went for him and he was released. Wantam!!! I love kenyans.

@gpdkaluma Inclusive of brown teeth

This is our ballot and poster photo for 2027. I need a designer to for a poster with the ODM Party colours and with Dr. Oburu Oginga and President Ruto watermarks across it - GOOD PAY. 🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊

@Kenyans @HassanAliJoho Na sini wewe ulimbandika Jina baradhuli, mnafiki, mwizi, mkora Na kadhalika nyakati za hapo mbeleni? Kwani alikunyonyesha ? Ama alikulambisha??

All those people who dislike Ruto only dislike him because he is the son of a peasant who rose to become President - Cs Joho

@BhattiLaib9960 Jesus Iscariot should never be taught in any classroom

@bakhita_esther Kumbe wewe hua ni baradhuli

Kenya has direct flights to the UK, yet Gachagua chose a different airline instead of supporting our own Kenya Airways. What kind of leadership is that?

@themayor_ke @JohnMbadiN People know who you are!

Raila had made many political sacrifices and compromises over the years, but none may be bigger than admitting that he donated experts to Ruto’s government. Because the truth is probably less romantic than people think. What Raila did was damage control. The so-called experts were already on their way out, with or without Baba’s blessings. An experienced politician simply saw the direction of the wind and chose to own the narrative before the narrative owned him. It sounds more strategic to say “I released them to serve the nation” than to admit your top people were quietly finding the exit door. Akina Mbadi are not what people think they are. Wolves in sheep's clothing.

@MissKwegah1 Plagiarism AND you have no shame putting up your photo 😜😜😜

Being a lawyer in 1990: ✅Having clients. ✅Being respected. ✅Winning cases. ✅Camaraderie among lawyers. ✅Collecting fees without issues. Being a lawyer in 2026: 👀The client consults ChatGPT and thinks they know more than you do. 👀Receiving 7-minute voice messages at 11:48 PM. 👀Everyone knows a lawyer. 👀You barely know each other despite there being so many out there. 👀Clients who vanish when it's time to pay. 👀They no longer respect you even in the courtroom. 👀People who, after watching TikToks, suits, etc think they've validated their law degree. 👀Clients who think their trial is like something out of TV shows. 👀Having to play psychologist on marital issues. 👀Some think life is like Suits. 👀Replying to messages on a Sunday because "it's urgent." 👀Ending up wishing you could work as a baker for some peace of mind 👀Fighting court masqueraders and people pretending to be lawyers. 👀Worrying about the shrinking practice areas. 👀Always broke. Etc etc Hug a lawyer today. And pay them.🥺🥺🥺😢

@Mghazake What development?

You can't chant WANTAM to a foreign President who is bringing developments hiyo ufala tuwache

@Broadbasedgal Pea-brained! Macron's eyes 👀 sees only very ooold women

ODM youth winger Roseline Alionya is grateful for the broadbased government

@_James041 Neocolonialism. Kasongo selling everything including our freedom

Diplomatic immunity means that they cannot be prosecuted when they commit any crime in your country. And you still think that they are here to solve your problems. Khabusie!

@LabanMbunya What has this got to do with the rest of us Kenyans? Mind your business. Stop behaving like a scorned daughter of Jezebel

Richard Onyonka and his family is a very controversial one. Richard Onyonka's mother died last month. The mother walikosana na Richard's father akaenda kuolewa kwingine. Richard remained with his father, Zachary Onyonka, the former MP of Kitutu Chache North. Richard's mother got married to Joseph Omoke and sired other children without changing her first husband name. Onyonka himself has more than 5 wives and maybe several porcupines.

@Broadbasedgal Idiocy at its best

Johana Ng'eno's widow Naiyanoi Ntutu has accused Gachagua of breaking the news on the death of her husband before she got to know herself "Msipigie DCP kura please! Mtafanya bwana yangu afufuke na hasira juu hakuwa anapenda Gachagua"

@DrAhmedKalebi He is following in the footsteps of Hon Retired Gov Prof Kivutha Kibwana @ProfKibwana

Yesterday morning, I had the pleasant surprise of bumping into H.E. Governor Issa Timamy at Dr. Kalebi Labs (DKL) - no bodyguards, no aides, no entourage… just him quietly coming in for his regular lab check-up. He was so unassuming that my Gen Z team, who were attending to him at our central referral Lab in Real Towers, Upper Hill, didn’t even realize there was a VVIP in the building until I personally greeted him and took him aside. Whilst I was showing him later how to access his results through the DKL App, I was humbled to learn that he has actually visited DKL quietly several times before whenever he is in Nairobi since we opened 1½ years ago - having been recommended to us by his own physicians. Yet not once has he ever called me, let alone requested special handling or sought VVIP treatment. It means most likely my staff all along didn’t even realize who he was whenever he visited @DKLDrKalebiLabs before. What struck me even more was that after we finished serving him and giving him a quick tour of our ultramodern lab facility, he politely refused to have his driver pull up to the entrance and instead walked himself to his official car (GVN 005), to the shock of our security doorman who is used to opening car doors for VIPs, let alone VVIPs 😊 In today’s world, such humility is very rare! 🫡 A second-term Governor who freely mingles with ordinary wananchi without fanfare, seeking special treatment, intimidation or excess security - because, in his own words, he has nothing to fear or hide 👊🏾 Rare breed indeed! 🙌🏾 It was truly an honour serving Your Excellency. Asante sana Gavana! Allah Baārik 🙏🏾