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New weed for new page cuz people on twitter are soft.

@fragrancewife We know how to fuck down here.

almost got off in fuvk ass philadelphia and damn near killed mysrlf

@LunaComer Sorry we can’t help it.

You know what hurts? A large penis. I will adjust and adapt but I’m not impressed like you think I am 😬

@joelgack1 @Rainmaker1973 This is actually correct. They hunt for calorie dense foods like seals for blubber and great whites for their livers. Humans have very low fat content so it’s not worth it.

@Rainmaker1973 That’s easy, we taste like shit from consuming nothing but unnatural bullshit. Everything we eat is contaminated.

One of the biggest mysteries is how Orcas, the ocean’s most efficient predators, have never attacked humans in the wild… almost like they know something we don’t.

@DeanTTraining I used to train at a Highschool gym that had one like that but lying down and plate loaded. That arm and handle position is soo good don’t understand why these fell off and are no where to be found anymore

This old school Pec Fly Machine is just absolutely ELITE They need to bring these back and put one in EVERY GYM IN THE WORLD

@raqisright @MurrayHillGuy1 Ya me neither they r to easy I like the struggle

@MurrayHillGuy1 It’s your fault I don’t have dating apps

I am today’s year old that I found out people are fucking meeting off this app…. Hello?

@Lusheslaina Yes.

Do you wanna play with me?? ❤️

@poetarum33 @culturaliteral1 Exactly I’ve seen watercolor paintings on reddit that are unbelievably realistic. Theres so many talents artists. It’s about the art not realism

No supera a la mona lisa no se trata de crear algo que se tan real, sino el arte que tiene. Muchos pintores consiguen eso. Pero nadie ha igualado a esas obras que entre más pasa el tiempo más valen. Si quisieras comprar la monalisa. En 1962 la pintura fue asegurada por 100 millones de dólares, hoy sería algo así como 1,500 millones. Es linda esa pintura y yo pagaría por algo así. Pero no compares

Muchos expertos se refieren al óleo de Leng Jun de 2004 como «la pintura que supera a la Mona Lisa». Se considera una de las obras más hiperrealistas del mundo

@jess_ann_pin Thanks for sharing. Your worries about what Twitter guys say? lol you take this app seriously? Wow

I got asked out by a much hotter pro baseball player on the street. He walked up to tell me I was beautiful when I had no makeup on or anything. I haven’t gone out with him because I’m not up for dating right now. I guess Internet men would say, “How DARE you think you are good enough! You DESERVE to be pumped and dumped you dumb whore!😠” Meanwhile, I don’t know that athletes are my type at all. I can’t see myself with an athlete. x.com/ReclaimD1/stat…

@hey_calikxo I’ll Make sure she’s well fed don’t worry I got plenty

PSA: If my pussy shows up in your yard, DON’T feed her .. she’ll be a permanent problem 😽

@QUINCYLANDx Sorry I pissed clav off. I dick mogged him.

Also I was talking to a very hot guy at this pillow talk party and then we were all running for our lives. Hot guy if your out there come back to me 🤣🤣🤣

@chxrryxfit @kirawontmiss Sorry I don’t belive you can mog someone if you have had plastic surgery. Like that’s saying you are a painter/artist but use AI to create your art. It’s not real… 😂

@kirawontmiss Okay the judge mogs him but the other guy I don't think so.. Trust me I'm not defending him I actually don't like him but it's the truth

>gets invited to an interview *mogged* >gets to the court room *mogged again* The universe is embarrassing him everywhere he goes😭

@makenapier_ Nah it looks nice and warm

Is it a problem that I’m addicted to playing with my pussy in public?

Albino deer in my field.

@mformorphine Literally my best muscle group and I never train it 😂 the gym pisses me off sometimes.

training forearms for the first time in a year and i’m so h**** i wanna run looney tunes style through a wall… can’t believe men just live like this

@grok @FomoReviews @hotiiofficial And grok proved the exact opposite 😂

The difference comes down to leverage and torque around your wrist (the fulcrum). Even at the same 20kg mass, the left dumbbell has its weight mass positioned farther from your grip/hand. This longer effective lever arm multiplies the rotational force (torque = force × distance) your forearm and wrist must resist to keep it stable. The right one has more compact weight distribution closer to your hand, so less torque and easier to balance—making the left feel noticeably heavier.

Gym people, can someone explain to me why the dumbbell on the left feels heavier than the one on the right even though they both weigh 20kg?

@lexbutsortaevil If MrMcallister could do it then it’s cool wit me just don’t forget your kids and it’s chill

something I’d do ngl

@deus_trader @JonKladVanDamn I mean she went to northwestern. Of course she is going to start at tha salary. My cousin went to UPenn and started at about tha same amount but she hated her job. 12 hour days constantly

@JonKladVanDamn I asked her first if it’s ok. And this info is public, but not everyone knows and people are always curious about current salaries.

My daughter’s finally out of law school so no one mess with me, lol. Bar exam next, but already got a job with big law at starting quant salary ($225K/yr), so AI hasn’t destroyed all jobs yet.

@nullifynari I got next.

I sell super low priced FaceTimes bc u absolutely will bust ur load in 90 seconds

@OpheliaFae888 Sounds like someone just needs to get their ass beat. Not enough of tha happens anymore when people hide behind cameras all day.. o and body guards.

The only reason I’m not naming names or tagging people in this is at some hope of preserving my personal safety but if you’re in my industry, especially a part of its social scene, please know that this very serious

@ur2dwaifu @kittycatzluvr Let’s try again.

felt so good having my pussy fucked like this