Tom Carter

Will be shutting down soon, moved to Bluesky to fuck Musk off bsky.app/profile/escape…

@nickiljacobs @fesshole Wow that’s me

@fesshole @TCarter66208 no middle tier here!

I have a drawer of good t-shirts and a drawer of scruffy t-shirts. Whenever I buy a new good t-shirt, I need to relegate one of the others into the scruffy drawer. I've had to make some truly heart breaking decisions over the years.

Chats at afters are sacred and anyone who partakes in one is duty bound by an unwritten code to leave whatever was said in the kitchen at 7am firmly in the kitchen at 7am. That fella who done the ref is a proper grass and I hope never gets invited out again

Is there anything cringier than a British Trump fan/apologist. Such weird behaviour 😅

There's British folk celebrating Trump's win. Freaks.

@Carl_Froch @realDonaldTrump Weirdo

What a time to be alive! Congratulations to @realDonaldTrump Back in The White House where he belongs! The fight back begins 👊🏼 🇬🇧🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸TRUMP 2024🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇬🇧

@HHHendricks1 @VanessaKade ‘Elite’ 🤣😂🤣😂😆

@VanessaKade And thank fuck for that. Whilst your candidate, a complete moron, gaslighted, benefitted from a staged coup, lied, refused interviews, had zero policies & thought celebrity endorsements were valuable🤣, the Trump campaign built an elite team that tonight won the popular vote!

well in case we were ever curious how much it would take, we now know cost to buy an election is $44bn

@Dahshur11 @larrymeath ‘Enough said’ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 donk

@larrymeath It is definitely just you. Enough said...

Is it just me, or is Nigel Farage a complete and utter wanker?

@Danielr35889794 @jdtlgr @GBNEWS @Nigel_Farage You think Trump gives a fuck about fanboy Nigel 😆😆😆😆

@jdtlgr @GBNEWS @Nigel_Farage Would rather nigel have a the relationship with the USA if trump wins because labour have fucked it with trump haven't they

'I am absolutely certain that Donald Trump is going to win the US election.' @Nigel_Farage provides an update on his plans in America with one day to go until the US election.

@Nigel_Farage Grow up fan boy and support the ppl that elected you, rather than chasing Donald Duck across the pond

Polls have just opened here in Pennsylvania. I have seen more Trump signs than ever before. I believe Trump will win. 🇺🇸

@LeeAndersonMP_ His duty is Clacton… which of course he’s doing fuck all for

Doing his duty.

Noel Gallagher cried about Jay-Z doing Glastonbury…. Now thinks he’s ok commentating on champions league football….. fuck off Noel 🤦🏼‍♂️ #SPOMCI

@LandOfTatum @ALEXGEORGlEV Extremist

aww voting to take your daughter’s bodily autonomy away🥹🥹what good parents you are!

@Official_STFC Amazing how he’s not started the game

IMMEDIATE IMPACT!!

@SamMorshead_ See Donny Rovers last season

Ian Holloway said at his presser today that he's been told the ownership's target for the season remains promotion. It's not Ollie's fault, but (if right) this is a ludicrous notion. Positivity is fine, but it has to be based in reality. #stfc themoonraker.counterpress.media/opinion/31-10-…

Happy Halloween 🎃

@p30776894 @DrMarianaClaire Brainwashed 🤣🤣🤣

@DrMarianaClaire He pleaded guilty to not handing over his pin number to his phone to protect those who had been r*ped and used by certain gangs, but of course you would have given it in a second?

Dearest #TommyRobinson fans, What part of "He pleaded guilty to 10 counts of contempt of court" do you not understand?

Paul Weller ''Are you for genocide or are you against it it's a yes or no question'' #ZionismExplained #GazaPalestine

"New Evidence Reveals Netanyahu's Relentless Efforts to Block Hostage Deal" haaretz.com/israel-news/20…

"My daughter was just 10-days-old! I swear by Allah, she was only 10-days-old!" This man lost his daughters and his wife after an Israeli strike on their home in the Al Zarqa area in Northern Gaza. Father: I brought them some things from the market and was going home and when I reached here, they told me "It was your home (that was targeted)! I didn't believe it, man! Ibrahim: They went to Allah now.. they (are now in a better state) than you and I both, cousin! Father: What is this?! What is this, O Allah.. What is this? Where am I, O Allah! Let this be a dream, O Lord! Let this be a dream, O Lord! Let this be a dream! O Allah! Get one of them out for me, for the Sake of Allah! My children! Man: They are alive (in the Gardens of Eternity). They are alive. Enough. Say "Allah Is One" (and calm down). Seek peace from Allah (repeated). Father: There is no Power nor Might except through Allah! O Lord!' Men: Say "To Allah we belong and to Him we shall all return. Father: But this life is empty now, Ibrahim! I have no one (left)! Ibrahim: Say "To Allah we belong and to Him we shall all return." Father: I have no one (left)! Man! My daughter was just 10-days-old! She was 10-days-old! I swear by Allah, she was only 10-days-old! None of my daughters were 5-years-old (yet).. they were all under 4 years of age! Ibrahim: Say "To Allah we belong and to Him we shall all return." Father: Lara! My dear Lara! And Elise too! O my children!