Nicki Carter

@SkySportsDarts @clairesmith1984 Darts next year?🎯😃

Barry from EastEnders singing at Ally Pally was not on our 2024 bingo card, but we are so here for it

@fesshole @TCarter66208 no middle tier here!

I have a drawer of good t-shirts and a drawer of scruffy t-shirts. Whenever I buy a new good t-shirt, I need to relegate one of the others into the scruffy drawer. I've had to make some truly heart breaking decisions over the years.

@TCarter66208 @ourrachblogs 👀

@ourrachblogs @nickiljacobs

There comes a time in life when you need to say to yourself ‘No I don’t need to keep all the plastic tubs my chinese takeaway comes in’. Same goes for those Gu pudding pots you’ve also become fond of over the years.

@clairesmith1984 @bugsandfishes Oh wow, it might just be time for a tat tree!😆

@bugsandfishes @nickiljacobs !!!!!!!!!

Marks and Spencer have a glass COLIN THE CATERPILLAR Christmas ornament.

@blurofficial @grahamcoxon @Damonalbarn @alexjameshq @DaveRowntree @TCarter66208 aka the soundtrack to projectile vomiting on the way to the medical tent, sounded so good though 🤣🙈

Coffee & TV Live at Wembley Stadium blur.lnk.to/CoffeeTVLiveAt… Watch the full film, only in UK & Irish cinemas 6th - 8th September. Live album out now. blur.co.uk

@clairesmith1984 @Possessionista @charli_xcx Can’t escape the damn thing now 😆

@Possessionista @charli_xcx @nickiljacobs they described it better than me

For my Gen X followers: Charli XCX (@charli_xcx) saying Kamala is brat would be like if Christina Aguilera endorsed Obama by tweeting he was Dirrty. Follow me for more Z to X translations.

@clairesmith1984 @our_jesse This popped up & I went to tag you!😆💯

@our_jesse @nickiljacobs us with lip balm

The bedroom ibuprofen became the kitchen ibuprofen and now that’s gone I’ve got to get the car ibuprofen because I can’t find the handbag ibuprofen

@Rothmus @clairesmith1984 🙄

Don’t.

@TCarter66208 @swindonadver Looks amazing, the only problem would be the reflection of Swindon in the glass 😆

@swindonadver @nickiljacobs

Stunning lakehouse near Swindon with underwater cinema up for sale dlvr.it/T8yh5z

@yumna_1017 @TCarter66208 ☝🏼

If someone is bothering you about wearing sunscreen it means they love you

@clairesmith1984 @kaizoku_tenshi Always game for a treasure hunt!

@kaizoku_tenshi @nickiljacobs we need to hunt for treasure soon 🛍️

@TCarter66208 @NoContextBrits 🤣🤣🤣

@NoContextBrits @nickiljacobs unlucky Leo

Welcome to adulthood.

@blurofficial @Damonalbarn @alexjameshq @grahamcoxon @DaveRowntree @wembleystadium @TCarter66208 hopefully I don’t make an appearance 🤮😂

blur: Live at Wembley Stadium, album out 26th July 2024 Available to pre-order now: blur.lnk.to/liveatwembleys… Concert film coming to UK & Irish cinemas on 6th September

@AMAZlNGNATURE @TCarter66208 😂

Siblings..they're the same in every species! 😂

@clairesmith1984 @luceroicantu @nickcarter I feel like you’ve spent enough on him over the years, the least he could do is sort you out with a strawberry 😂

@luceroicantu @nickcarter LOL I’ve tagged actual Nick Carter instead of you 😂 as if he cares about me wanting a strawberry @nickiljacobs

When will le creuset’s assault on women’s wallets end

@k1k1cat @clairesmith1984 tonight’s challenge 😃

i can’t believe i now have a pic of me and my cat admiring the northern lights in my own garden???

@clairesmith1984 It would be just like you to do something dramatic & drown! Make sure you’ve updated your will so there are no arguments to me getting the Le Creuset please 👍🏼

My first outdoor event swim is two weeks today and I’m bloody terrified. Fingers crossed I don’t drown 🙂🛟The event is for charity… justgiving.com/fundraising/cl…

@TCarter66208 @KentWomble @Official_STFC 😳

@KentWomble @Official_STFC @nickiljacobs 😆

Mrs Ray got a surprise she didn’t want when using a Ladies toilet cubicle in the away section of your Arkells Stand @Official_STFC - a CCTV camera pointing at her. Care to explain this?

@fesshole @TCarter66208 👀😆

My parents had me tested for autism when I was 5 years old because I had an obsession with hoovers. I'm not autistic, just very very weird. I'm 23 now & I still love a good hoover.

@StefanFSchubert @MaxCRoser @TCarter66208

There's Japanese data on cherry tree blossoming stretching back to 812. Some commitment.