David McDowell

@supertanskiii Mistakes: small children make mistakes, in arithmetic or spelling. How many mistakes do you make every day? How many does your GP or midwife make every day?

Are you actually fucking kidding me? Zia said it was a "mistake" to quit and a result of "exhaustion" and he will return to a new role, leading the DOGE unit YEAH BECAUSE THAT IS WORKING SO WELL IN AMERICA ISN’T IT? Unfuckingbelievable. Utter clowns.

@Russian_Photos @Specsavers His missus grew up in Acton, just around the corner from me. Imagine how much better her life might have been if she’d met me first.

Assad is the ophthalmologist who didn’t see it coming. Should have gone to @Specsavers. #Syria #Assadgone #Syrie #Assad

@Russian_Photos @Morrisons Tweet of the day! Nothing gives me more pleasure than hearing you taking to X to grumble about Morrisons. Fwiw, it’s Fred Morrison’s birthday today!

I’ve been on the road since 7am, so I was really looking forward to @Morrisons delivering my groceries this evening so I can eat. So where the hell is the delivery? Way past the time slot, no contact from anyone. Is this your idea of service? #Morrisons #fail

@Russian_Photos Shit! You have backup?

This evening I’ve managed to kill 2 hard drives containing my entire digital photo archive. How’s *your* day going? #photography #archive #backup

@prodnose A whole lot of Wild Man Fisher? I imagine they’re in mint condition!

I know there's a lot to plow through here but endeavour brings its own rewards. (Especially if you like your Tiny Tim, your Tony Newley, your Bonzos, your Sinatra/Sammy Davis and wild bizarre exotica nice, rare and original.) bid.omegaauctions.co.uk/auction/detail…

@PNH_Hotelier Bouffez bien! When you’re back, we must have the Ireland conversation.

@PNH_Hotelier That’s a short menu! But the herring looks impeccable. Are you heading to Annecy? I’d point you in the direction of my old friend Elizabeth, who lives there, but we’ve been having a dialogue about her 102 year old mother, who is approaching end of life in Chicago!

Thought of you tonight @TDMcD A herring starter! Orléans 🇫🇷

@Russian_Photos @MichaelDaly64 But Lee still looks cooler than you or I ever did!

@MichaelDaly64 Bloody hell, they all need a damn good haircut. Wilko’s a disgrace.

@Russian_Photos @BladeoftheS Weather aside, otherwise it’s spot on?

@BladeoftheS Obviously AI. The weather’s too nice.

The UK in the good old days.

@Cozzer @jasemonkey

Using a GIF what was your first concert. Prince Lovesexy 1988

@PNH_Hotelier @StAustellBrew Nice place - it’s where we celebrated Woody’s 60th.

Another lovely @StAustellBrew lunch. This time at a The Masons Arms, Branscombe. Good to see it so busy on a Monday lunchtime in February. Used our last 25% 🎄 voucher. Thanks again. Where shall we go next week?

@PNH_Hotelier I'll let you know this weekend!

2nd attempt! What could go wrong?? 🍊🫙🤣

@Russian_Photos “It’s OK, it’s overstood, this is the…..”

One of the wonderful things about it being Tina Weymouth’s birthday is I absolutely cannot get Wordy Rappinghood out my head😁 With a rap rap here and a rap rap there… #TinaWeymouth #TomTomClub #TalkingHeads

@PNH_Hotelier @SoVeryBritish Rael Brook, Rael Brook, shirts for men.

@SoVeryBritish 1001 cleans a big big carpet for less than half a crown!

What British advertising jingle from when you were growing up lives forever in your head? Mine is “I feel like Chicken Tonight”

Suella Braverman does not speak for me. RT if you agree.

@PNH_Hotelier Rotwein und Kaffee ist Mittagsessen Jetzt?

Just a light lunch! 🇦🇹

@JohnWest_JAWS @BBCNews Great work, John. Looking forward to tomorrow’s Daily Mail report: “Remoaners claim 8m at disruptive protest march….”

++BREAKING NEWS++ 8 Million people marched on London today to demand the UK be given the opportunity to rejoin the EU. The Marche was ENTIRELY peaceful, unlike the anti ULEZ protest earlier. Failure to report otherwise will be taken as acceptance of this as fact @BBCNews 1/

@Russian_Photos @jgoffshore Eye off the ball certainly, but nothing’s by like the depth of England misery.

@jgoffshore If only! It seems to be getting worse😬

FFS. This could be England level embarrassing😱 #IREvSAM #rugby

@Russian_Photos Careful now.

Say what you like, but downing a private jet beats a drive-by shooting any day. Russia remains a class act. #Russia #Wagner #Prigozhin

@Russian_Photos …and finally…

I’ve finally made it big in television. Siberian television 😁 #Russia #Siberia #Krasnoyarsk #television #motorcycling #motoguzzi