John Chubb

@mikeparry8 @theJeremyVine @FIFAcom @UEFA I think that teaspoon of cinnamon permanently fried what passed for your brain.

I totally support the @FIFAcom Infantino initiative to attract tens of millions more pounds into football. Private investment must be a part of one of the world's biggest industries and re-distribute the wealth around the globe. @UEFA just hate not being in charge 🧐 ⚽️ ..

SIGNING: City have signed midfielder @Adam_May97 from Eastbourne Borough. Welcome to the club Adam. chelmsfordcityfc.com/news/adam-may-…

Michael Carrick is now the 7th most longstanding manager in the Premier League going into the 2026/27 season. He joined in January.

@mabbsy88 You absolute balloon.

Rupert Lowe as Prime Minister in 2029. Here’s what actually happens: Every illegal migrant deported. Not most. All of them. Asylum system abolished overnight. Small boat arrivals who already got refugee status? Status revoked. Gone. Net-negative immigration. Millions more leave than arrive. Can’t speak English, on benefits, in social housing, or openly hate this country? You’re next. Burqa banned. Sharia courts shut down. Halal slaughter ended. Cousin marriage outlawed. Net Zero torn up. Fracking, North Sea, nuclear – full throttle. Cheap energy returns. ECHR and Human Rights Act gone. Foreign judges no longer run our borders. Two-tier policing ends. Stop and search everywhere. Knife carriers get brutal sentences. Foreign criminals on the first plane out. Binding referendum on the death penalty for the worst killers and child rapists. BBC defunded – subscription only. Let it sink or swim. The media will call it “extreme.” The NGOs will have collective aneurysms. The civil service will leak non-stop. Activist judges will try to block it. And the public will cheer whilst having a cigarette in their local pub! 2029, the year our country starts to become great again! @RestoreBritain @RupertLowe10

@MatthewStadlen 🤣🤣🤣🤣

An impossible headline outside of The Telegraph

FIFA are not fit for purpose. Corrupt organisation run by a corrupt individual. Shameful behaviour from the spineless English FA that they decided that he should continue to run it. bbc.co.uk/sport/football…

@TBBodell @IpswichTown have just appointed their 20th permanent manager in 90 years as a professional club. Watford have had that many since 2014. So yes it's bonkers

This really reinforces how insane the last 14 years have been. From 2004-July 2012, we had: Ray Lewington Aidy Boothroyd Brendan Rodgers Malky Mackay Sean Dyche So it’s 30 since July 2012. #WatfordFC

@andrewrichardj9 @90sfootball Mike Small. They got him from Brighton. Surprised he scored that many as they got relegated that season

@90sfootball Whos small for west ham?cant revall him?

Ceefax!

@90sfootball @OldDaysFootball 1991/92. @IpswichTown final champions of the old 2nd division that year. What a season that was!

@nonleaguesouths @OfficialClarets not even in the play-offs?

Here are my predictions for the National League South 26/27… I was tinkering with it literally up until the moment of posting, this is not an easy league to call at all! Let me know your thoughts 🤔🤔

@Nigel_Farage I guess that doesn't include your biggest funders then....

The biggest taxpayers are leaving the UK in droves, that means that everyone else has to pay more. The Tories started it and Labour have continued. Madness. telegraph.co.uk/business/2026/…

2 greats in the same pic.

These algorithms. All I did was like a Facebook post from a pie & mash shop in Leytonstone, as the food on offer looked good. Now my FB timeline is full of videos from various P&M shops, including one where some chap ordered a triple portion for his lunch. Greedy bugger 🤣

Imagine having 750 billion dollars, and instead of doing something truly beautiful for humanity with that money, your only goals are to spread hateful & divisive misinformation & be the world's richest man, no matter what.

Chelsea closing in on deal to sign Private Godfrey from Walmington-on-Sea Home Guard to add more experience to squad after surprise moves for Danny Welbeck and Jordan Henderson. His sister Dolly’s upside-down cakes to be part of pre-match meal in nutritional clause.

RIP Bill Oddie. I watched a re-run of this Goodies episode with my boys when they were younger, and they fell about laughing. youtu.be/Jr6CyU-Ev_M?is…

Farewell Bill Oddie x

A renegade polymath with binoculars and a beard , Bill was invariably funny and occasionally furious . He loved birds and loathed those who harmed them . He was delightfully unpredictable , sparky , smart and at times a bit spiky . Critically he really knew his stuff , and his passion was true - he didn’t just pick up his binoculars on telly , he went birding whenever he could . So he was genuine and that’s why we loved him , he never needed a script , and took scant interest in any he was given . He didn’t like rules and often neglected to play by them . This may have frustrated the serious and the worthy but it always amused his audience - he was an utter joy to be with . I recall finding a Black Woodpecker in a damp Dutch park with him once , he gazed at it intently , sighed , put down his bins , turned to me and just smiled . A massive grin . No words , just a beautiful childlike bliss . That says all you need to know about Bill Oddie . Sadly we’ve not only lost a goodie , we’ve lost one of the besties .

Thank you, Charlee! 🫶 Brentwood Town can confirm the departure of Charlee Hughes. Everyone at the club would like to thank Charlee for his efforts across two spells in Sky Blue, and wish him every success for the future. Read more 👉 shorturl.at/YbkjW #UpTheWood 🩵🪵