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@hervebath @emirates @EmiratesSupport Go online and book one via the Emirates app mate 🤷‍♂️

@emirates @EmiratesSupport Stranded in UAE 5 days with 2 young kids. Supposed to leave last Sunday, even our next Sunday flight is cancelled. Called UAE/FR/DE/BE 100x/day all dead. Ironic "Contact us". We desperately need a flight to ANY European airport to get home. Please DM

Home. UTV 💜🩵 @DubaiLionsAVFC

En route VP with my boy. My first game 22 Dec 1984 v Newcastle (4-1). His first game at VP 14 Feb 2026 v Newcastle. Let's hope for another 4-1 today. UTV 💜🩵 @DubaiLionsAVFC

@Jordan_Eason93 that's 0 from 1 so far. Where's that Dingle with the Alexa request? 🤣

@SirSmuglasEllis Said exactly the same thing bro. UTFV

The mental resilience shown to win in that absolute cauldron last night is a great sign. So often in my 40 years of supporting this club our players have bottled those nights. Could we now be coming of age under this manager? Let’s BLOODY WELL HOPE SO #avfc

@SirSmuglasEllis @Matt_Law_DT Nah. Spurs have had pants down. He's a journeyman. Trust the program...

@Matt_Law_DT Such a shame for all parties

Conor Gallagher due to start his Tottenham medical today. Really good signing. Brings versatility, leadership and, of course, quality. Instantly improves Tottenham #thfc

Possibly the first copy in Dubai/UAE... Can't wait to get stuck into this. #HolteEndersInDubai #AVFC #UTV

@GuillemBalague @AVFCOfficial @UnaiEmery_ I just sent you a mail direct Guillem. Please get in touch @DubaiLionsAVFC. Regards

This morning there is only one story. The continued rise of Unai Emery’s @AVFCOfficial. Let me tell you few things about him, and also on Ollie Watkins. Plus news on a new book signing and more from Dubai where I will presenting #LaLiga awards later on. 📚 amazon.co.uk/Rise-Villans-I… #RiseoftheVillans

@BCFC HMS piss the league. More like I've a prostrate problem and wet my jocks 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣

We're forced to settle for a point.

@AdamJoseph 🤡

Are we just not going to talk about the fact that Manchester United didn't have a VAR check for this foul on Leny Yoro by Emi Martinez?

@TheVillaHome @Mark_CPFC You need to know the right people @DubaiLionsAVFC

@TMWOFB @Mark_CPFC Yeah the one I got turned away at 😂 and then 10 minutes later ushered in to a VIP section hahah

One of the grounds we could potentially do for the playoff game 😂 #cpfc

@paddyhennessy83 If only

You could of died you cunt

@Mark_CPFC It's a cracking drive mate but recommend you do it in the daylight if possible for the views but also safety! Send me a DM if you need hire car - we rented 2x VW transporters and drove across with 15 of us from Sarajevo.

From my minimal research, best bet for Olomouc is to fly to Ostrava and then do a 1 hour car journey. As for Zrinjski, fuck knows how to get to Mostar.

@TheVillaHome @Mark_CPFC That club we blagged in to ... 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Mark_CPFC Genuinely one of THE best trips I’ve ever done! Unbelievable place, unbelievable trip, football was dire, ground was an experience, people of Mostar were so good 👌🏼

@3PMSaturday Absolutely quality. Look forward to your content including international villans dialling in using tin cans and string 🤣

youtu.be/DY5ozKgxlDU?si… Spoil yourselves with 18 minutes of appalling content captured on a PoTaTo UP THE VILLA

If you went out to Basel, or just fancy a Saturday morning scroll through the photo dump, see the link below 👇🏼 🔗📸💜🇨🇭 Feel free to share! 👏🏼

@HodgsonHoward Howard if you're in Dubai hope we can see you at @DubaiLionsAVFC HQ for the Wet Spam game on Sunday 💜🩵. Happy birthday to Charles !

And so.. Just like that.. He's a man! Where did those 18 years ago?! Happy 18th Birthday to our eldest! We love you Charles! 🥳🎁🎉🎂❤️🎈

@AVFCSupport Sniper again 🤣

Two British Passports have been handed in. If you have lost your passport please report to your nearest Visiting Fan Support Officer (Pink High Vis). #AVFC

@3PMSaturday Fosters 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Basel bound UTV

@FabrizioRomano Morgan Rogers ordered from Temu 🤣🤣🤣🤣

🚨🟣🔵 Aston Villa agree deal to sign Alysson from Gremio, here we go! 🇧🇷 €10m initial fee plus €2m add-ons for 19 year old Brazilian winger to join the club in January. Alysson will undergo medical and sign at #AVFC by the end of December.