Toni Mitrovski

@NakedHedgie The furore would be so proud 🥹

All hail comrade Ursula! Ignorance is strength. Slavery is Freedom. War is Peace!!

@spectatorindex Coke Australia use cane sugar, there is a difference

BREAKING: Trump says that Coca-Cola has accepted to use real cane sugar in the US going forward.

CLOSE ENCOUNTER: A Russian cosmonaut lightens the mood with an alien mask while joining newcomers after their SpaceX capsule docks at the station to rescue astronauts who have been stranded in space for nine months.

Macron & Zelenskyy greeting each other; looks like some kind of preview for a brokeback mountain sequel 😭😭😭

President Trump is refusing to take Albo's calls. Trump's not stupid. There's no doubt he's aware of what kind of weak leftie idiots he's dealing with in this Australian government. FAFO.

@elonmusk Suicidal empathy

Every bleeding-heart liberal I talk to about the Russia-Ukraine war wants to keep feeding bodies into the meat grinder forever. They have no plan for success. Superficial empathy, not real empathy.

Paul Keating is not wrong. 😳👇

Media determining which one of Elon’s DOGE members is “BigBalls”

I'm a proud Australian. Proud of our Flag. Proud of our nation. Happy Australia Day!

@rowandean Is that Hillary’s server in the background

Interest wine collection. Helping the poor and needy clearly has its own rewards

Best real world takedown of a protester I have ever seen. And it's not even close

@jimmy_dore Fiery but mostly peaceful

He’s pointing the finger at Trump. You can’t make this up. Whether this is adult children of alcoholics or adult children of assholes, what other governor could figure out how to run out of water when you live in Malibu.?

@Rainmaker1973 Thats Quite a Skill

Great Australia moments.

Woody Harrelson's father, Charles Harrelson, was a hitman. As in a full-on hitman, gun-for-hire who has been accused and tied to several murders, most famously that of a federal judge. And it gets crazier, too — Charles Harrelson once claimed he was behind the JFK assassination too, only to immediately retract this. According to Woody Harrelson, his father was trained by the CIA and told him about this in some detail. The actor himself refused to dive deeper into this in public because doing so “might be dangerous for him and his family”. The crazy story doesn’t end here — Harrelson senior was a bit of a “rolling stone” back in the day, and a womanizer. Around the time the actor Matthew McConaughey was conceived, his mother had reportedly hooked up with Charles Harrelson, hitman-for-hire. As a result, both Harrelson and McConaughey have publicly stated in a recent interview it’s fairly possible the two men are half-brothers. Plenty of celebrities have crazy childhoods, no doubt. But I think Woody Harrelson takes the cake. Because I doubt a lot of other Hollywood actors are the sons of philandering assassins who may or may not have offed John F. Kennedy and a federal judge.

JUST IN: The U.S. government is dropping six charges against crypto scammer Sam Bankman-Fried including campaign finance violations and conspiracy to commit bribery charges. Making bribes with stolen money is fine as long as that money is going to U.S. politicians. SBF donated $100 million during the 2022 midterms, pouring tens of millions into dark money groups with customers' funds. Some of these groups were linked to Senate leaders including Mitch McConnell and Chuck Schumer. Here is Maxine Waters blowing him a kiss.

Until the 1970, the majority of the people were fit as a fiddle! No keto, vegan, or paleo diets. No home aerobics or gym memberships. No fancy fitness tech or wellness influencers. They also weren't drinking protein shakes or counting calories. So, what went wrong? A THREAD 🧵⬇️

President Trump mocks Joe Biden's inability to walk down stairs without the entire White House staff room having a heart attack.

This is your legacy Dan Andrews...