Funkin Tron

Conan finally showing the one WALKER: TEXAS RANGER clip censors were afraid to play on air 😂

Second fave: When he was born, Chuck Norris drove his mother home from the hospital.

@RobynUrback Hahaha, no.

Canadians having a weird communal experience all tuning into the Joe Rogan podcast right now

@CTVNews This is a good recap of the episode. I like what Pollievre is saying. Let's see if this attitude sticks.

Pierre Poilievre was on Joe Rogan’s podcast. Here are the big takeaways ctvnews.ca/politics/artic…

@RodKahx Of course he did. 🤣

Poilievre went on Joe Rogan.

@AnaPoilievre Hilariously on-brand. 🤣

Are you ready for this?

Reporter: If you could say something to Trump, what would it be? PA voter: You’re a worthless pile of sh*t. Reporter: How many times did you vote for him? PA voter: 3 times. That was my bad. Apparently I’m an idiot.

Please enjoy my cartoon for Wednesday's @TorontoStar

Wishing you luck this St. Patty’s Day — you’re going to need it! 🍀🍀🍀

@MeidasTouch Where's his Board or Peace?

Why does Trump need allies to help him in a war he’s already won?

PM of Denmark Mette Frederiksen on Mark Carney: "The speech you gave in Davos, I have never experienced anything like this. I mean, people in Denmark have been talking about, they have been reading your speech. And I don't think I have ever heard so many reflections on a speech from a colleague."

@FurkanGozukara The whole Trump administration is full of bull 💩.

Finally someone literally cooking and pwning utter gibberish boastings of HEGSETH Q: You have said the US military has aerial and naval superiority over Iran, yet we're not escorting ships through the Strait of Hormuz. How did you not plan for this?

The difference between animals and humans is that animals would never allow the dumbest member of the herd to lead them.

When I go to a baseball game I remove my cap for the national anthem. This guy can't take his stupid hat off in a moment honoring the war dead? GTFO. How do people keep defending this classless assclown?

Take your hat off, you disgusting little man.

I have to admit, seeing 3 Tesla cyber trucks parked side-by-side is pretty cool

Worst thing social media ever did was convince dumb people their opinions mattered.

@CTVNews Good thing they're already at war. Typical American aggression. Shoot first, ask questions later.

Congress taking first votes on Iran war as debate rages about U.S. goals ctvnews.ca/world/article/…