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@oldad1775 Queso is delicious

When you see how much the queso costs

@fakeftedd Don't they sell dehumidifiers at Walmart for like $20???

Be me, have a dehumidifier. Have it fail. Pay $2135.70 for a new dehumidifier. Be right back to where you started.

@caesar_pounce Demstrive

Do you pronounce it "demonstrative" or "demonstrative"?

@mnsibley @BattleByrd Byrd is correct. This pic does nothing to support your argument.

@BattleByrd Wut

Any breed that is a working dog breed is right. Any dog that isn't a working dog breed is left.

@ExUmbrisDesigns @RepMcCormick Tpermanent. Duh

@RepMcCormick What’s the T in TPS stand for again?

I voted to extend TPS for Haitians because I cannot, in good conscience, send people who were lawfully granted protection here, followed our laws, and built lives under our rules back to rape, murder, and chaos in a lawless Haiti. This is completely separate from amnesty or illegal immigration. Conflating the two is dangerous.

@mnsibley They're with Nancy Guthrie on a beach in Costa Rica

Oh shit’s on now. What man made or space borne horrors are they hiding from us!

@LongAndy1001 This is blasphemy. Delete this immediately.

I don’t admit I’m wrong often (because I never am) but McDonald’s for breakfast and Taco Bell for lunch wasn’t my best idea ever.

@SecondAmendment Both

Need your help guys... "Customer" placed an order for two Spyderco knives on my website last night. Get notifications this morning that the charge is fraudulent. I do some digging and our genius scammer seems to have used his real name and has warrants out for his arrest from a nearby city. So I have a question... When he comes in to get them, should I use handcuffs or zip ties to secure him while we wait on the police to show up?

@CuriosityonX We've been trying to reach you about your extended warranty.

What would be the scariest message humanity could receive from outer space?

@aelfred_D Sir, that's not true

Every day Me: Joke Person: That’s not true Me: Right, it’s a joke Person: It is wrong Me: Incongruity and inaccuracy are the basis of humor Person: But it’s not true

@WarPath2pt0 They probably eat Raisin Bran

I just learned there are people that pour the milk before the cereal and idk how to even process that--

@AJamesMcCarthy Hi Gregory!

Gregory is checking in to make sure you’re having a nice week

@uncledoomer This violence is wholly unnecessary

sopranos actors birth years if the pilot was filmed today

@BuckWilde_ Gm

GM, y’all.

Hey y'all, my homie recently went from "I'm not feeling great" to "on dialysis forver" and could use any help (even just sharing this link is just helpful). He's a total sweetie, a huge foodie, and his mom's only caretaker. And now he's been basically stripped of his life overnight. He's ran a humble little armory for years and is the guy who always knows the best food spots and makes everyone laugh. Please give how you can if you're able 🙏😔 givesendgo.com/toddskidneyssu…

@BattleByrd Breakfast Tacoius

Y'all will now refer to me as Sausage Egg and Cheese McMuffinius

@ClaudesBBQ Need a Wink pic

I busy today. Might post a food pic or two but other than that, I'm just going to be doing shit.

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@STEAKandLEGGS69 Plate burritos are just fat enchiladas

Plate burritos should be banned. All burritos should be handheld only.

@RichOToole Would

Smoked Brisket Queso before Sound Check. 🙏🏽🎶