Mr. McGuffin

@TurtleTime911 @udontgnome @rowangnetry @micah_erfan @SonnyLoki Facts say otherwise

@TalbertsirhC @udontgnome @rowangnetry @micah_erfan @SonnyLoki 50% of violent crimes are not committed by 13% of the population. 13% of the population is 40 million ppl. There aren’t that many people committing crimes in the US. You just don’t know how to count.

@rowangnetry @udontgnome @micah_erfan @SonnyLoki Per capita fails again

What’s the difference between: A. Trans women B. Women As a transwomen i am desperate to know ! 🏳️‍⚧️

@IanCopeland5 *their

The unvaccinated died at rates 36x higher than there vaccinated counterparts. Your unvaccinated brain is shorting out from repeated COVID infections.

@OutOfKenTroll @wokelibretard @JohnStolnis It says "going over" which is not "being caught". Catch it and it's an out, but if it "goes over" it's a home run. There's no "crosses the plane" at work in baseball

@wokelibretard @JohnStolnis Does this rule I shared from the mlb rule book say a ball going over the fence beyond 250 feet is a home run or does it say it is not a home run?

Yeah, I kind of agree. The baseball left the yard. Whether in somebody’s glove or not, it’s a home run.

@JohnStolnis It was caught, how is it a home run? There's no "plane" to be broken as in football. A catch is an out.

@homoeroticeels @kitsychan @TheovanRossum4 Yes they do. How else will they eat? Permanent charity cases? You're reinforcing poverty with that

@TalbertsirhC @kitsychan @TheovanRossum4 People don’t need to “earn” food. What a disgusting concept.

@MuckerWes @Avery_Maeve_ These are facts, not opinions. My side can't just reinvent things as we see fit. We're stuck with reality.

@TalbertsirhC @Avery_Maeve_ You really believe the shit you pull out your ass? lol yikes.

Transphobes throw more tantrums than literal children but want to be taken seriously. All of my notifications are transphobes bitching about imaginary situations, sexualizing me, dehumanizing me, or just raging about nothing. Y'all make yourselves upset for the love of the game!

@TurtleTime911 @udontgnome @rowangnetry @micah_erfan @SonnyLoki You're really slow. The FBI has these stats: yes, 50% of violent crimes are committed by 13% of the population

@udontgnome @TalbertsirhC @rowangnetry @micah_erfan @SonnyLoki Go back and read what I said slowly. Do you think 40 million ppl (13%) commit 10k murders (50%) or 225k violent crimes (50%)? 40 million ppl committed 10k murders? Math isn’t your strong suit.

@JustaLlama88 @FFRF Dude... there's still time to delete this

@FFRF There's no federal holiday because Easter is on a Sunday you dishonest fucking sack of shit. That's why we have Christmas. Which falls on the weekday.

There’s no federal holiday for Easter for a reason. The government isn’t supposed to promote religion. Making one for a specifically Christian holy day crosses a constitutional line.

@MuckerWes @Avery_Maeve_ Once more for the slow kidsin the back: the word "gender" refers to nouns (steward, stewardess etc). Your personality is just that: it's not a "type of gender" to be confused or have a septum piercing and a "they/them" badge. There are only 2 sexes, no third, no blended.

@TalbertsirhC @Avery_Maeve_ No, you literally couldn't form a coherent sentence.

@homoeroticeels @kitsychan @TheovanRossum4 They aren't "taken" so much as not earned.

@TalbertsirhC @kitsychan @TheovanRossum4 Healthcare, shelter, food, etc.

@Quirk22 @DarrigoMelanie Yachts, yes, if strictly used to conduct business and not entertainment, and then a 50% time threshold must be met

@DarrigoMelanie Can they? Corporate jets yes but yachts? Nope.

If CEOs can write off the private jets and yachts they say are necessary to do their jobs, then their employees should be able to write off the student loans for the college degrees these CEOs say are necessary to have their jobs.

@storiieshistory @DarrigoMelanie If you use your job for work you can write off the car payment and the gas. Particularly if it's a lease. Get an accountant

@DarrigoMelanie Should also be allowed to write off cars for going to work, gas used to go to work, homes used to sleep for work, food for the calories burned for working and everything else since employers expect people to center their lives around work. Only corporations should pay taxes.

@MikeJMele But enough about Canada

It’s absolutely heartbreaking that it’s easier for someone to die by suicide due to mental illness than it is for them to get help for said illness.

@scaryslocuda @GeoffreyWlotzka @ennui365 No. How can it? You've just been told those assets aren't liquid. What's the new point?

@GeoffreyWlotzka @ennui365 I think the point still stands...

@ennui365 Elon doesn't have it either

@Avery_Maeve_ @MuckerWes That's a sign you've had a stroke

@TalbertsirhC @MuckerWes For anyone. You just put random words together in an attempt to make coherent sentences

@adamndsmith @iambeerd They mean "no stars visible" and you know this

@iambeerd So when someone says, colloquially, “there are no stars in the sky”, do you tell them they are lying because the stars are, in fact, still there? Or do you understand them for what they are trying to say?

Preferred pronouns are taboo but preferred pronunciation is fine, apparently. Can’t believe J.K. Rowling trying to police language like this, smh

@adamndsmith One is a name, the other is a pronoun the speaker uses to identify the subject. Subjects don't choose the pronoun: it is assigned by the speaker.

@Heccles94 You mean "i liked this site when it was an echo chamber of all my shitty ideas" right?

Twitter was a place of academic discourse and debate. X is a right wing Echo Chamber.