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@BukkyOA @Foreigner_2000 Like the brain dey worry you.😂😂😂

@Foreigner_2000 It's the brain that is stressing me 😂

My attention span is less than a minute. I also have about 25 screens open in my brain at any particular time. I can hardly sit still to do one thing for long, and I am bored out of my mind so quickly. That's why I fail any typical exams I sit for. I also struggle with details, high-level, or you lose me. Because I have 25 screens open in my brain, I am always halfway through many different things at once, hardly finishing any of them. I also have random, half-baked ideas that are mostly meaningless. I will start explaining an idea to you and in the process, I will realise it was all foolery, so, I will tell you to ignore me. I go into a room to pick up something, and I forget exactly what I wanted to pick up and I won’t remember until I leave the room and go back to where I was before. My phone is in my back pocket, but I have been looking for it for the last 30 minutes. I go into the kitchen to make coffee, but I end up doing the dishes, rearranging the living room sofa, boiling rice, and listening to a podcast all at the same time. I get back upstairs and realise I forgot to make the coffee. If I can't simplify a task, I would do everything else but that one important task. I will have my headset on with a podcast playing, and the TV will be on playing music at the same time. I lie down to rest, but I will also bring my laptop in case something urgent comes up on a Saturday at 8pm. I cry for no apparent reason: ‘Why is my life like this?’

@elliot_solution "The man who ordered it became Nigeria’s president the following year." The following year how? How nah. The way you people move mad on this app ehn.

Nigeria hired Israeli Mossad agents to kidnap a former minister off the streets of London. Two men grabbed him outside his house and threw him into a van. They drugged him unconscious and locked him inside a wooden crate. They put a doctor inside the crate with him. His only job was to keep the man alive during the flight back to Nigeria. The crate was labelled diplomatic baggage and loaded onto a Nigeria Airways plane at Stansted Airport. A British customs officer smelled something strange coming from the crate. He opened it. Found the minister unconscious with a doctor sitting next to him holding a syringe. Nigeria denied everything. Israel denied everything. The UK broke off diplomatic relations with Nigeria for two years. The man who ordered it became Nigeria’s president the following year. 💀🇳🇬

When I follow an intelligent or influential person on social media who isn't a Muslim, I properly define my followership to prevent a clash of interests. I follow you perhaps because there is something I can benefit from your knolwedge of worldy matters which has nothing to do with religion. I never at any point forget the fact that you are ignorant of my religion and an unreliable source of any information related to my religion, and the day you disrespect or mock my religion, directly or indirectly, it marks the end of any respect I have for you. I am not liberal or secular about religion. It is fundamental and sacred to me. I fully respect other people's beliefs and I expect same from others even if we dont agree. Your intelligence doesn't make you an authority over religion especially since we live in a world where people think taking a swipe at religion is an indication of enlightenment. Well, as long you wouldn't mock or speak condescendingly of my religion I am fine with whatever you think, confident that there is an abundance of evidence to engage every misguided opinion about my religion if the opportunity presents itself. Do not trade your religion for celebrity followership. ~Abu Imrān

Quick one for Android users. No, I don’t only do iOS forensics. Honestly, Android holds some of the most overlooked data in mobile forensics. Next post, I’m breaking it down. If you use Android, follow this account. You’ll want to understand what your phone is really saying about you.

At some point, people might realise they need what Islam offers.

I’m studying different religions and their teachings, and I’ve come to the conclusion that Jesus is not God, but a prophet, and that he is still alive.

@the_davidatta I had thought you are better than this. You and obidiots. What is the difference now.

The day before Tinubu was to visit England, a bomb went off.. The day of the APC convention, another bombing attempt is discovered and foiled... Political Bokoharam is back in full effect... Coalition. We see you.

@SHINESZNN @thefireofOla You have such a foolish soul.

@thefireofOla It’s like you don’t know who you’re talking about. That is the almighty United state of America. They can do whatever they want. No one’s stopping them. No one

That Maduro's ambush gave them the guts.

There were two vultures on that day. One had a camera

@CapriGrit @cchukudebelu This coming from someone who is brain dead.

@cchukudebelu The Iranian policy makers are dead. If that is what other countries should learn, good luck.

Whether you like Iran or not, they have a lot to teach medium/rising powers on how to impose significant costs when superpowers become militarily aggressive. I hope policy makers in Brazil, India, Nigeria, South Africa, Indonesia are taking notes - i.e. how to structure their armed forces, what kind of low cost weapons and strategies to adopt to conduct asymmetrical warfare against much more powerful nations. (Watched two Indian retired Generals point this out).

Prime Minister Lee Kuan Yew would sometimes study data on schoolchildren’s academic performance in his country. He would filter the results by ethno-religious composition to determine whether there was a pattern of poor performance within a particular subgroup. He would then summon the leaders of the affected ethno-religious group for a private meeting to give them a heads-up about how their wards were underperforming and how this could potentially have an exclusionary effect on the group—one that he argued could hamper national unity. At times, some of these groups would respond constructively and work cooperatively to institute new habits that improved their children’s academic performance. He was that thorough.

😌848 days since declaring my shahada. That decision has never once felt restrictive. Only relief. When Allāh wills to guide someone, He opens their chest to Islam…Qur’an 6:125

Alhamdulilah, my grandma reverted yesterday and it was a beautiful sight to behold 😊 F1: The women in the mosque being happy and praying for grandma F2: the imams and Alfas in the mosque admonishing her The mosque was so receptive like the Ummah had been waiting for her🤭

I, American citizen James Harden, announce today my conversion to Islam out of conviction and love. This coming June, my contract in Dubai ends, and I will return to my family in America to begin a new life together, filled with the grace, values, and beauty of Islam..

The Kaka–Bello El-Rufai contrast exposes our politics.. one proven and competent and able, while the other is wealthy, well connected and state backed. There’s also the factor of an ideologically empty, economically pressured youth base.

We honour our beloved Muslim sisters who use the Hijab, Jilbaab, and Niqob during this overwhelming heat. May Allah shield you all from the heat of the grave and the flames of Hell fire 🙏.

@ansem_edet Apples and Oranges...

People thought Traore was anti west until e go collect money from IMF when e red for him country because economics is stubborn, doesn’t react to hype Some people are still dragging Nigeria for accepting UK investments, I don’t know where they expect us to get money to build these things they want in our country so badly Worst part, it’s the same people earning money from Elon musk saying they hate capitalism, you hate capitalism so much but earning from a core capitalist

My grandma will be reverting to Islam today 🥺I have known this woman a Christian all my life! She even owns a church! She's going to her 80s😩 I will come and quote this post when she does!

@elliot_solution I remember when one ed!0t criticized Buhari for appealing the case, saying Buhari would have just paid the initial $6bn and now he has made it gone up to $12bn.

Two Irishmen with no oil or gas experience. Got a Nigerian gas contract in 2010. Built nothing. Then sued Nigeria for breaking the deal. Won $6.6 billion in a secret London court. Interest was adding $1.3 million every single day. Total bill hit $11 billion. That is 10 times Nigeria’s health budget. The woman who signed the contract on Nigeria’s behalf? She was promised a cut of the $11 billion. Not one Nigerian official in jail. Omo 💔😭 🇳🇬