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@AFC_Adi28 Outraged at what? Even if they’d given a penalty it wouldn’t have changed the outcome of the game you weird cunt.

any outrage liverpool, united, chelsea fans?

@mr6ixass @TheJoeySwoll If you’re getting offended by someone asking how many sets you’ve got left, then you honestly need a new hobby because the gym is not for you.

@TheJoeySwoll “i just started” is an acceptable answer to “how many sets do you have left” and pressing for a specific number after that is indeed rude

When all else fails, play the race card, fail again, then get kicked out of the gym anyway! 😂😂

@ronaldobrown_98 That’s because very few people outside the US give a fuck about NFL or NBA. So you take what fans you can.

Only English sports fans have this mentality - US sports fans welcome and borderline endorse foreign fans of their local NFL/NBA teams.

@tobyasky @DavidBrartkuux @Sphosethu_TS Greenwood?? As in the domestic abuser?? Get to fuck! That cunt deserves nothing.

@DavidBrartkuux @Sphosethu_TS I'm not anm idiot like you. There is Greenwood, there is Estéban Lepaul, they're also deserving winners. I mentioned top scorer in my initial post

This is becoming a joke seriously. Dembele started only 9 league games the whole season. Dembele played 90mins ONCE all season in the league, and that came in April, yes you read it right, April. Let me break it down. French Ligue started in August. Dembele played the first 3 games that month. He got injured and missed 2 months of football, 5 league games in total. He retuned and played 3 games. In all 3 games, he didn’t accumulate 90mins of football, then he missed the next two games. He came back again and played two games, he didn’t accumulate 60mins in those two games, then he was out injured again. Here comes January, he started two league games and one sub. He also started two games in February and out injured again. He returned in March and came on as a sub twice, those were the only league games he played before international break. This is where it gets interesting, Dembele plays his FIRST 90mins football in the league in the month of APRIL, this was against Toulouse. Also, they started resting him from here on because of champions league. The last two games before the Bayern games, Angers & Lorient, Dembele did not play one minute. He also has 10 goals and 6 assists. The 8th when it comes to top scorers, there are 4 players on that joint 8th position. He’s also 8th when it comes to top assist makers, there are 7 other players with 6 assists too. It’s just unbelievably worrisome that this same player has won the Player of the season award. A player who barely played, a player who only played 90mins once all season. The PR is so crazy, honestly.

@GBInvestor1990 ‘I said no, why? Because I’m a boring cunt’ Fixed it for you.

Tomorrow, a few of my mates go to Vegas for a week. I was invited, 7 nights, 6k for the hotel and flights. I said no, why? Not because I can't afford it. I earn more and have less debt than most of the lads going. It's because I'm not wealthy enough to do that. All in, with spends, it would be 10-15% of our post tax household income. I can't spend 10% of that on a 7 day trip, no matter how much I want to. I'm a father of 2 looking to leave a legacy for my boys. I can't justify 10k on a week away with the lads.

@belleolivia333 Nearly went the Trafford on Friday as well. Gutted I didn’t now….I’d have thrown you over the fucking balcony if I’d seen that shit!

@exfootballfan Never been to a game in your life. Fuck off.

I’m sorry, but people might not see it now, but it will become clear later. He makes routine saves look world-class but barely reacts when a shot clearly requires him to stretch and make himself bigger. He’s not as good as some United fans believe.

@GenuineYanited @w3stHypocrisy @essextractor Couldn’t paste wallpaper you melt.

@w3stHypocrisy @essextractor Get scared hahaha I’d fucking paste you ya nonce. You’re just chatting shit so I’m not engaging. Look at other tweets who I’ve replied to. I just don’t give a fuck what you have to say

If reform ever get into power they would make it fully legal for my workplace to sack me for being disabled never forget that.

@TRobinsonNewEra You forgot to put a link for your minions to send you money. Fucking dwarf.

DEMAND AN ELECTION DECEND ON LONDON MAY 16TH

@SamJDean Win those games on his own did he? Fucking tit.

With respect to my colleagues in the football writing industry, I am stunned that Bruno Fernandes has been named FWA Footballer of the Year instead of Declan Rice. Rice has literally won more matches this season (35) than Fernandes has even played (34). telegraph.co.uk/football/2026/…

The UK voted the Tories out of office with a vengeance after more than a decade of mismanagement, corruption and scandals, so naturally the UK then opts to vote them all back into power again, under a different name, alongside the architect of the UKs decline via Brexit. FFS.

@AdamJoseph Fuck me, moral high ground here from someone who promotes gambling. Get in the bin you fucking gremlin!

You can acknowledge PSG's brilliance, that Luis Enrique is the best coach in the world, that Luis Campos has built the best squad in the world, a truly terrifying team. You can do all that while acknowledging they are a state owned sportswashing project of Qatar, with unlimited resources & huge domestic advantages that make the Champions League easier for them than English clubs. So congratulations on the success, but we don't have to pretend as a club they're some plucky underdog.

@TikiTakaConnor Continued to play Thomas Partey and support him. Classiest club though.

Arsenal weren’t manufactured by an oligarch or bankrolled by a state, they earned every bit of it the right way, and that’s why it means so much more during these moments of joy. They stuck by the manager and these are the rewards. Classiest club, forever and always.

@MichealKSongz @TouchlineX Roy Keane ‘had no football brain’. Would’ve been less embarrassing to just say you never watched him play.

@TouchlineX This white-bearded man is losing his common sense. Which European coach got scared of Kompany when he was announced as Bayern’s head coach? First of all, Kean’s legacy at United was that he was tough and solid but he had no football brain. Let's not be misguided.

🚨🗣️ 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Roy Keane: "If you are Pep Guardiola or Mikel Arteta and you are on holiday, sitting on their yachts, and they see Michael Carrick getting announced as Manchester United manager, do you think they will become fearful of him?"

@holisticgrenade You felt retarded because you’re a fucking retard!

This morning I consumed goyslop for the first time in over 3 years. I was on a long flight and forgot to bring water. The only water they had available on the plane had an ingredient called Potassium Chloride, one of the main ingredients used for the death penalty. I figured i would be better ordering an orange juice and when i took the first sip it tasted 100% real. I drank it fast and ordered one more but just minutes after drinking the second cup I felt low energy and retarded. Turns out that the ingredients were: Orange juice from concentrate high fructose corn syrup Natural flavors Abscorbic acid Beta carotene Zinc sulfate Citric acid Sucralose Acesulfame potassium Modified cornstarch Glycerol ester of rosin Gellan gum The only reason any company would make Orange juice with ingredients like this is if they absolutely hate their customers.

@arthurgppg182 @niamhutd Fucking Mexico 🤣🤣🤣

@Bowdz_ Your franchise player cost over £100m from West Ham.

CL final Oil club vs organic club Bought success vs grew success Franchise player bought for 100m vs franchise player is from the academy. You might hate Arsenal. But if you love football you should only be rooting for one club in that final.

@Ronswan649378 I don’t know what’s worse… The utter nonsense spouted in your tweet or that there are people that actually believe you!

A friend is married to a Ukrainian, for the last 15 years. Her parents live near Lyviv, on the west of Ukraine. They are both getting a full UK state pension. They spend a lot of their time back in Ukraine....... We are being rinsed. #ukraine #restore

@Hosang Fuck off with your data. I actually liked Amorim and really wanted it work out under him, but it didn’t. And in the end all the data showed was that he was one of our worst ever managers in terms of results.

“Disregard and air quote “eye test” all you like but Amorim’s football was all at the same time poor to watch, achieving poor results and ignorant of the attributes of the squad. “ But the data doesn’t support this. If the team was producing more shots, more xG, more possession, more time in opponents half, more attacking actions than almost EVERY UNITED TEAM IN THE LAST 12 SEASONS, then how are we categorising “poor”? I’ve long felt United fans are swayed by how things “feel” rather than what they really are, and this is an example.