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Ahh @BaltimorePolice stellar job. @MayorBMScott think we can get these guys to not park illegally x 2 just to get their Chipotle?

@kimKBaltimore … is a privilege (that no one has voted to give you) so maybe keep your gross opinions to yourself.

Being a member of the congressional delegation is a privilege. • You don’t quit when things get tough. • You are not entitled to maternity leave. • You are not entitled to the wrong bathroom because YOU decided to cut your penis off. It’s not about YOU. Get back to work.

@MeghanMcCain I mean we already know you can’t ever just shut the fuck up.

If you think you’re going to scare and silence conservatives to stop speaking and fighting for truth, God, America, family and the soul of our country - you’ve never met one of us.

@RCamposDuffy @AGPamBondi Imagine fucking Puck not being the grossest thing you’ve done in your life.

Caught a porch thief on our security camera yesterday at my hubby’s Washington DC residence. They do it because they can. Finally! Someone’s willing to crack down on crime in our nation’s Capitol. Thank you President Trump, ⁦@AGPamBondi⁩ & Queen Jeanine!

@MeghanMcCain 23 sure… because you say a lot of dumb shit now. Like supporting @TulsiGabbard while you clown the rest of them. They’re all traitors and your dad would be so disappointed.

This may surprise some of you given that I vociferously disagree with every public statement Rachel Zegler has said - but the girl is 23. I did and said a lot of dumb shit when I was 23. Can we maybe ease up and let her learn the lesson that entertainers should just entertain?

@rwiggumrules A MarTimmy might help

@rwiggumrules That movie featured heavily in German textbooks in the 90-00s. Probably only if they’re still using those.

@baltimoresun Excellent journalism per usual - pickle festival was postponed 🙄

Things to do in Baltimore Sept. 22 to 28 trib.al/Jgtk1MK

What the fuck.

This feels like a court ordered requirement… 🤔

@CSkayne @lynnellmick @IanKarmel Pickles and donuts would make less sense to 41 yr old me than 14 yr old me. I’d probably just assume heartburn or a weird fad diet.

I just read The Great Gatsby for the first time since high school. It's wild we make kids try to relate to that thing. You should be assigned the book at 35. The hell does a 17 year old know about “So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.”

But only if that plot line is NYE kisses at the Lobster Shack or Martimmys.

@townhallcom Don Lemon is well past his "prime." Source: Don Lemon

@Etsy @WhitneyCummings

@WhitneyCummings That's not glitter, it's holiday magic ✨ OK, it is glitter.

@BrianNeedsaNap Yes!!!! Seriously.

@TaraCatz One of the joys of eating with others at a restaurant is getting a taste of the table’s meals if they’re really good. Why are these people so lame?

Clearly no one here is Italian. And the paying separately? 🤌🏻

@BrianNeedsaNap Especially in a restaurant. Like imagine these two were in Cheesecake Factory or something and each meal feeds 4.

@TaraCatz I also think there’s a difference if the guy is taking 2-3 bites versus leaving you dinner-less. 2-3 bites is a true who cares situation.

@BrianNeedsaNap I kind of want to do a poll. I feel like how people treat splitting checks and this are closely related. I will cut someone if they eat my leftovers, but the actual meal?

@TaraCatz If I got mad every time Erin ate off my plate, we would be divorced by now. With the exception of breakfast, I would say 75% of meals involves her “trying” my food.

The third pic for those wondering is this all star taking pictures of me, while telling her friend on the phone, it’s in case I say she hit my car. You know, while still not moving the illegally parked and unable to safely navigate around vehicle.

@USPS @USPSHelp I’ve come to expect almost nothing from you but asking that your drivers not create unsafe, illegal road blockages and that they move as quickly as possible when that’s called to their attention seems bare minimum. I guess not.