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@StyxBurner2 @Saints @BarstoolBigCat @BroncoSportsFB @PardonMyTake @PFTCommenter Keep pushing shitty gambling picks you pussy. Get Shough’d

@Saints @BarstoolBigCat @BroncoSportsFB @PardonMyTake @PFTCommenter Yay a full year of Saints slop incoming @PardonMyTake Power of friendship or whatever @PFTCommenter was saying about Russini

Some Football Guys that love the @BroncoSportsFB blue turf 🏈 #GritWeek | @PardonMyTake

@jeffmcg88 @Marc_Condon @DKSports You had time for the screenshot. You were slacking

@Marc_Condon @DKSports By the time I got to the next page it was changed.

Hello @DKSports I would like to wager on Scottie Scheffler at the Byron Nelson at the odds you had below for a few seconds. Please contact me asap. Thanks! 😂

@Justin_Higgins2 @timbhealey You’re a pussy

@timbhealey Craig Breslow trades away Cy Young winner and great human being Chris Sale for nothing, and holds onto to the exact opposite in Jarren Duran for dear life. Make it make sense…

Chris Sale was signing autographs for a random family during BP when a 7-ish-year-old asked to go in the dugout. "He's a spunky little kid," he said. "I was like, you know what, forget the dugout. I'll go show you the clubhouse." Sale gave him a 1-on-1 behind-the-scenes tour.

@Bill_Morehouse @DanteTheDon ❄️

@DanteTheDon Dante your stamina is inspiring to all men over the age of 30. What’s your secret?

Day 1 recap.

@PFTGym @getcourtsideapp You’re a fuckin loser

@parcse_ @JonErlichman You’re retarded

@JonErlichman This might be Apple’s worst acquisition ever.

On this day in 2010: Apple acquired Siri.

@BrunoBeidacki @retiredwildcat3 @TomMarsLaw You’re retarded if you don’t get it. Go back to Brazil

@retiredwildcat3 @TomMarsLaw Athletic scholarships should be awarded to the best possible players or not at all. Either reward student-athletes for being good or use the $ to fund academic scholarships to high-achievers/low-income kids. Scholarships to rich teens who suck at tennis is the worst option.

As a “tennis father” who spent years traveling the southeast U.S. to take my son to tournaments, I’m disappointed that Arkansas is dropping its tennis program. But one look at the current roster explains why.

@Nhlamulo_Right @nypost Fuck off and worry about your own politics

@nypost Two things are going to happen: If the shooter is Caucasian (which is most of the time, if not all the time, the story, will be quickly buried. If it's an immigrant, it's gonna-be a MASSIVE STORY for the rest of the year, and Trump and Fox will talk about it til the end of time

8 kids - ages 1 to 14 - killed in mass shooting across Shreveport, Louisiana - as gunman targets his 'descendants' trib.al/CWGJyDw

@FredThePet @jamierkennedy Grow up pussy

@jamierkennedy Could’ve done with a Trypophobia warning. This is horrifying to look at

And some of you didn't believe me.... (via @_ScottsStuff)

@AndrewPowe85513 @AnarchoGingy @magaiakashi Go eat some fags ya fag

@AnarchoGingy @magaiakashi Ask your new friends

アメリカに対抗するべく、ウナギを炭火で焼く

@jerseyeer @jobyman69 We still thank those drafted to Vietnam

@jobyman69 Not service when it’s mandatory

Messed around a little too much last weekend #courtorderedcommunityservice

@heschieffler @snowlikejonn AI slop

@snowlikejonn Someone posted this earlier.

My Dad use to let me watch the Bruce Lee movies with him as a kid and this was the first time I was ever introduced to Chuck Norris…he was Bruce Lee’s training partner. Guy been a legend for a long time

@TJHitchings @StatonD @Xfinity They suck and they’re gay so it makes sense

@StatonD If @Xfinity wants to sponsor me my dms are wide open they’re the only internet provider I’ve ever had

This is maybe a PSA, maybe something I was last to learn about. I have Xfinity for Internet in my apartment. My flat rate utilities fee covers the cost of my Internet, so my Xfinity bill every month is $0. Last week they sent an email that said my plan now (?) covers ESPN Unlimited, which I was paying for already. I clicked around a bit and found that I could get it for free through Xfinity, but doing that doesn’t auto cancel your existing subscription, so I’d bet there’s a shit load of people that are accidentally double paying for ESPN Unlimited by accident. Tl;dr maybe check this screen on your ESPN app cause now I’m saving $30 bucks a month + get WWE PLEs basically for free through XFinity

@defytalkcowboys You’re a little bitch

A year ago Cowboys Twitter would’ve had you hung if you said this guy sucked

@cantguardjake @SickosCommittee Watch out everyone we got a big strip club guy in the house

@SickosCommittee Those aint Magic City wings lol

They still serving the wings at the Hawks game. Magic City night lives!

@segundo_el5 @owndodgerhaters Hahahahahaha you sorry little bitch

I just play catch with his julio urias signed baseball since it’s not worth anything anymore 😂

@steaakfriend @AdamGotPicks @TheDegenWeekly Sick AI slop you cuck faqs

@AdamGotPicks @TheDegenWeekly W AGP

The kids are alright

@CoachAaronKnows @NjTank99 Retard trusting AI

@NjTank99 gotcha , chat gpt failed me

Who pitched the 6th for Mets Steinbrenner Field not helping

@Dahyton2 @FBAGoddess444 @tariqnasheed “Oversees”

@FBAGoddess444 @tariqnasheed I've seen enough. Send another billion dollars oversees.

I f you are in the Austin Texas area take extreme caution driving on the 290