Charlie Ménard ❎

@Tesco looks like you are up to your usual fuel price #gouging in #Basingstoke

@JeremyClarkson thanks for bringing farming to the uninitiated jo public, truly informative on a David Attenborough level

@MartinSLewis I know you are looking into this and raised the point of excessive utility standing charges, but why am I paying so much a month for the privilege? £79 month dual fuel use and £28+ of that is in standing charges! (FYI I’m not of a deal)

A friendly reminder that when you used to rent videos from us. We didn’t care who you shared it with… As long as you returned it on time. @netflix

You can't park there sir #youcantparktheresir

@Sandford_Police You can't park there sir #youcantparktheresir

Officers from the Roads And Transport Swaud are appealing for information following an incident where a green Ferrari was seen to cause a Road Traffic Accident twitter.com/ViciousVideos/…

@NoContextBrits Topic

You can only choose one.

@WallStreetSilv Women can date women - just a thought.

So who are the women dating? I am confused 🤨

@tomwarren @Ofcom @michelledonelan O2/Virgin are doing the same @tomwarren

UK consumers need to be protected from companies like EE that raise prices by 14.4% and 3.9% on top. Other utility sectors like gas and electricity aren’t allowed to bump prices through an agreed fixed term. It’s time for @Ofcom and @michelledonelan to wake up and act

@virginmedia do you have anyone in your customer support centres? Or are they closed? Your phone number seems to be looping into not wanting to put me through to a person and doing a remote system fix … but surprise surprise it doesn’t fix it

@AutoSpies So would I be right in saying the valuation of both Activision and Porsche, going by IPO and acquisition $’s put these two companies at similar values “in the real world”

Porsche To Target September For $85 Billion IPO - AutoSpies Auto News shar.es/aftbFJ #porsche #IPO

@EvilBoris Is Merlin being sick or is that a well done and sorry treat on the floor?

@MartinSLewis Yes cannot log in online or via the app @BritishGasHelp @BritishGas

British Gas customers - are you struggling to give meter readings online? Is it broken for you.

Going back to a Mac for your daily driver is difficult to explain in a few words, but I’m so glad I got round to it finally #funnotachore

@Vincent_Teoh slightly excited when Filmmaker Mode icon popped up when I started watching the new Grand Tour episode on Amazon

Halo 2

@mscots41 I’m not going to rise to it…

what's a double entendre? Can anyone fill me in?

We are giving away 2 x AMD Radeon™ Pro W6800 cards worth over £2,000! To enter, simply RT this tweet and follow @elmtecUK. The two winners will be selected at random on 20th September 2021. Open to UK+IE residents only. Good Luck!🤞🏽 #AMD #RadeonPro #Elmtec

@EvilBoris @xboxinsider Indeed mine says 17/08/2021 10:00:00 (BST presumably)

There's a new feature included with the latest 2109 update (2109.210813-2200) releasing at 2:00 p.m. PT today to Alpha users. Be sure to check out all the details at the #XboxInsider blog post linked below: ow.ly/CJqX50FS1K2