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Dylan

@TeslaDylan

Business owner - FSD Tester - 27 - 🏳️‍🌈 - Go Beavers! 🦫

Corvallis, OR Katılım Aralık 2012
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Aile Wintersong
Aile Wintersong@AileWintersong·
@nypost Yeah but like that trucks too high up. If that was a toddler the kids foot would be crushed. thats a problem.
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New York Post
New York Post@nypost·
Somebody is love-struck. 😍 A delivery robot appeared to fall in love after being hit a car while crossing a street in Philadelphia.
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Dylan
Dylan@TeslaDylan·
@TylerChess Is that the latest Chrysler minivan?
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ɹǝןʎʇ
ɹǝןʎʇ@TylerChess·
Didn’t know they were even out yet
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Adams@Adams_Tech_AI·
Did you ever ask yourself how Elon Musk is posting on X while in China… when X is banned there? 🤔
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Dylan
Dylan@TeslaDylan·
@jeremyct You can work more than 40 hours per week. Grinding 80+ hour weeks is how I got ahead.
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Jeremy
Jeremy@jeremyct·
around me, places like Chipotle and Chick-fil-A are hiring at about $19/hour. full time that’s roughly $3,300/month before taxes. after taxes you’re probably taking home around $2,900. average one bedroom apartment? close to $1,900. so most of your paycheck disappears just keeping a roof over your head. and somehow people still call this a “budgeting problem.” working full time shouldn’t feel like survival mode.
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flame@flamexcult·
What is yalls most streamed song on Spotify?
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Dylan@TeslaDylan·
@battleangelviv Every time I see an expensive car I’m happy to see someone else is succeeding in life. It financially benefits me when someone buys a Tesla but hating every other car makes us look like a cult
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Viv 🪩
Viv 🪩@battleangelviv·
Every time I see an expensive sports car I think about how the greatest luxury is actually not having to drive myself right now
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Mark@markquarless·
@surfranchvibes What's that thing on the left, is that a clutch?? LOL.
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Herbert The Pervert
Herbert The Pervert@PervyHerby1·
@yoStax Rich people are notoriously stupid. Once one rich person does something lots of them wanna do it to flex
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StaxMontana
StaxMontana@yoStax·
no hate to bro, but like... wtf is so special about these jeans for them to be priced at $22k and for ppl to actually buy them? lmao
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dtooreal@AnsAunt1·
@Jordan1977590 @yoStax Those are Levi's that are like $60 or some shit for $22k just cause some stupid green cross patches😭😭😭.
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Dylan@TeslaDylan·
@yoStax If you’re broke just say that bro
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Dylan@TeslaDylan·
@unstablejuan @thekidlaroi That’s awesome! Like really, Laroi was not even far from me and I didn’t go because I was too nervous. I should have taken the risk.
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Juan 🪽
Juan 🪽@unstablejuan·
I’m 20 years old. I bought A PERFECT WORLD TOUR tickets in a country I’ve never been to, whose language I don’t even speak. No "rich parents." No "I got lucky." I set a goal and I achieved it. Discipline, awareness, and priorities.
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Dylan
Dylan@TeslaDylan·
@wendishen99 5 guys is already out of my price range lol, it’s Taco Bell for me
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❕(aka Wendycadobadger) 🥑😎
ugh. Should I drive 10 miles and go to 5 guys burgers or pay twice as much and support my local bar and grill two miles from my house? I’m tired and starving and five guys sounds too greasy, anyway. Local business wins. 🍔
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Dylan@TeslaDylan·
@Kabliga @SantoroSystems Great assumptions but I don’t get in the way of people because I have enough self awareness and I actually do stop for people who want to cross and always return my cart. Introverts are part of society too, maybe you should respect them.
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Andy Brady
Andy Brady@Kabliga·
People who wear headphones in the grocery store and ignore everyone around them, pushing their cart in the way of everyone and can't hear people saying excuse me politely, making a little old ladies walk all the way around the next aisle to get to the other side because they're too busy listening to their podcast, are the same morons that don't stop for little old ladies walking across the crosswalk in front of target, they're the same inconsiderate assholes who don't return their cart because they can't be bothered too, sorry not sorry. People who choose to ignore society sometimes don't belong in society. The human race is a population of animals that require social construct and social interaction.
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Dylan
Dylan@TeslaDylan·
@Kabliga @SantoroSystems You are an asshole, congrats you piss people off for fun. You should think about being respectful, you aren’t cool.
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Andy Brady
Andy Brady@Kabliga·
I specifically talk to people wearing headphones in the grocery store. A lot. To the point that they probably are wondering what's wrong with me. I love to make them take their headphones out or click pause and then the moment that they click play and start walking off I'll tap their cart and ask them another question LOL. Join Society or be overwhelmed by people like me who find you repulsive. I assume anyone with headphones in who can't say hi to a passerby is a serial killer.
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slimzim
slimzim@jameszimmermann·
Stopped wearing AirPods while grocery shopping because it’s antisocial, doesn’t matter if everyone else is doing it, you have to start with yourself.
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Dylan@TeslaDylan·
@jameszimmermann I don’t give a single fuck what you think I’ll continue to wear my noise canceling AirPods.
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Dylan@TeslaDylan·
@SplattTheTwat @omgsidewalks Yet here you are using social media and commenting??? Maybe take your own advice and delete your account
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MattSplatt
MattSplatt@SplattTheTwat·
@omgsidewalks One minute of social media use consumes 0.1 litres of water. Delete your socials and touch some grass.
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‏ً
‏ً@omgsidewalks·
FUN FACT: instead of using generative AI, you could just drink a glass of water and use your fcking imagination
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Dylan@TeslaDylan·
@Dearme2_ Poor people think money will solve all their problems, sure blowing $10k is fun when you’ve never had money before but once you’ve done it enough it doesn’t bring happiness anymore.
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Dear Self.
Dear Self.@Dearme2_·
The people who say "money doesn't buy happiness" already have money. Poor people know exactly how much happiness $10,000 would buy.
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Dylan@TeslaDylan·
@DearS_o_n Fuck that, you don’t have to be extroverted to be rich 🤣
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Dear Son.
Dear Son.@DearS_o_n·
You're a man. Fuck being shy. Fuck being an introvert. Strangers will make you rich. Start networking. Your shyness is the reason you’re still poor.
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