TFL Rail

No work today lads, nice Friday off for me

@hlliley Why are you going to Reading? Maybe think about your choices

@tflrail why are your Elizabeth Line trains always delayed on an evening from Paddington to Reading? And to keep punctuality down the line you cancel station stops?! Leaving people in the lurch. Awful

@alfie55032768 @real_sob2201 @TfL I’ve been busy mate

@tflrail @real_sob2201 @TfL Thanks tflrail only 5 months late, impressive

@tfl @tflrail Question: how do you get from Shenfield to Brentwood? The answer if you’re traveling at 17:25 on the 15th of March is you can’t. Because YOU’VE screwed up the timetable YOU cancel the 17:26 and the 17:32 from stopping at Brentwood and many other stations. Pathetic

@djack29990 I’m glad we could help rectify your problem

@tflrail 4 months to reply.. wow.. situation was rectified ages ago

Can @tflrail please sort out the issue at Harold Wood so passengers can board where they want..

@ivanhewett My pleasure

Thank you @tflrail for this invaluable and unsolicited piece of advice.

Why no one say anything nice to me? Only complain

@Ioniccloth @networkrail Ok, next time they’ll just drive with no signals. Let the best train win.

Yet again @tflrail & @networkrail is fucking my morning up with signal issues on the Liverpool Street line!!! This is the service we get for our extortionately raised rail fares!!! This service is an absolute joke of a service!!!

@real_sob2201 @TfL Get a car

@alfie55032768 @real_sob2201 @TfL Yes

@real_sob2201 @TfL @tflrail Are trains running now?

@stevthestev Honestly, this sounds like a you problem

@tflrail its 2022, would it have been so hard to fit power outlets to the new #crossrail trains? I can charge my phone between bourne end and furze platt but not reading and Paddington 🤦🏻‍♂️

@HannahAlabaster Bit rude

Glad to see @tflrail are still using the scummy old trains in the tflrail line 🤮🤢

@fatshady808 Mine’s 200000

How’s the Wi-Fi doing for you @tflrail

@ivanhewett Rest is important

it’s just been announced that the @tflrail service from Paddington to Heathrow will be leaving ten mins late as the ‘controlling signalman is taking a break’.

@Luphen90 Innit

@tflrail the Shenfield to Liverpool Street branch sucks. Sort it out. All this fanfare over a tunnel that doesn't connect half the line 🙄

@masked_medic But are their trains purple?

@tflrail Booooooo. You need to learn something from your European cousins. Their trains are always on time!

I know the trains are delayed right now, but at least I'm sexy.

@yktvsoph Choo choo

@tflrail ur pure crap

Who's a good train? It's me.

Stay hustlin' with tfl rail 🤑🤑🤑