Saint Nicholas

We’re doing the thing! 💞 (I said yes.)

🚨BREAKING: SUPER MICRO CO-FOUNDER ARRESTED FOR SMUGGLING $2.5B IN NVIDIA GPUs TO CHINA >SMCI co-founder Yih-Shyan "Wally" Liaw arrested today >personally holds $464 MILLION in SMCI stock >charged with smuggling BILLIONS in Nvidia servers to china >used a southeast asian shell company to funnel $2.5B in servers to chinese buyers >$510 million worth shipped in just THREE WEEKS in spring 2025 >built thousands of fake dummy servers to fool U.S compliance auditors >caught on surveillance camera using a HAIR DRYER to swap serial number stickers >coordinated the whole thing over encrypted group chats >SMCI down 12% after hours >faces up to 30 years in federal prison ITS SO OVER…

Yeah… nah. Not a real church.

🚨 A&W JUST ROASTED THE MCDONALD’S CEO — AND INTRODUCED… “TEEN SAUCE” After that painfully awkward McDonald’s CEO burger tasting… A&W dropped their own video roasting him. "Burger product. Which most people call a burger." He describes the lettuce as “green.” The pickles as “pickley.” And proudly unveils something called “Teen Sauce.” Yes. Teen Sauce. At this point fast food CEOs are basically doing live burger infomercials. But seriously… what the hell is “Teen Sauce”?

Video just now released showing the sinking of the IRIS Dena off the coast of Sri Lanka with an Mk. 48 torpedo.

Today’s military strikes on Iran — carried out by the United States and Israel — mark a catastrophic escalation in an illegal war of aggression. Bombing cities. Killing civilians. Opening a new theater of war.  Americans do not want this. They do not want another war in pursuit of regime change. They want relief from the affordability crisis. They want peace. I am focused on making sure that every New Yorker is safe. I have been in contact with our Police Commissioner and emergency management officials. We are taking proactive steps, including increasing coordination across agencies and enhancing patrols of sensitive locations out of an abundance of caution. Additionally, I want to speak directly to Iranian New Yorkers: you are part of the fabric of this city — you are our neighbors, small business owners, students, artists, workers, and community leaders. You will be safe here.