A-A-Ron

SMILE. LAUGH. LOVE.

Actual quotes from President Trump: Trump’s “victory timeline” claims. Mar 3: "We won the war." Mar 7: "We defeated Iran." Mar 9: "We must attack Iran." Mar 9: "The war is ending almost completely, and very beautifully. March 10: practically nothing left to target Mar 11: “You never like to say too ⁠early you won. We won. In ​the first hour it was over.” Mar 12: "We did win, but we haven't won completely yet." Mar 13: "We won the war." Mar 14: "Please help us." Mar 15: "If you don't help us, I will certainly remember it." Mar 16: "Actually, we don't need any help at all." Mar 16: "I was just testing to see who's listening to me." Mar 16: "If NATO doesn't help, they will suffer something very bad." Mar 17: "We neither need nor want NATO's help." Mar 17: "I don't need Congressional approval to withdraw from NATO." Mar 18: "Our allies must cooperate in reopening the Strait of Hormuz." Mar 19: "US allies need to get a grip - step up and help open the Strait of Hormuz." Mar 20: "NATO are cowards." Mar 21: "The Strait of Hormuz must be protected by the countries that use it. We don't use it, we don't need to open it." Mar 22: "This is the last time. I will give Iran 48 hours. Open the strait" Mar 22: "Iran is Dead" Mar 23: "We had very good and productive talks with Iran." Mar 24: "We’re making progress." Mar 25: “They gave us a present and the present arrived today. And it was a very big present worth a tremendous amount of money. I’m not going to tell you what that present is, but it was a very significant prize.” Mar 26: "Make a deal, or we’ll just keep blowing them away." Mar 27: "We don’t have to be there for NATO." Mar 28: No major quote Mar 29: Claimed talks were progressing Mar 30: "Open the Strait of Hormuz immediately, or face devastating consequences." Mar 31: Claimed a deal was "very close" and that Iran would "do the right thing" Apr 1: "We’ll see what happens very soon." Apr 2: Repeated that a deal was likely, while warning of continued strikes if not Apr 3: "Something big is going to happen." Apr 4: Said Iran must comply "immediately" or face further consequences. Apr 5: "Open the fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah." April 6 :a whole civilization will die April 7: total and complete victory April8: objectives were met A true disaster

His exchange wasn't with the staff. It was with Dawn. So say her name when you apologize.

Mannnnn Shilo is hilarious.

Good Morning to everyone except Geno Auriemma

Black women always being disrespected. Nobody is going to wanna play Geno anymore!

Teacher goes viral after giving students a blunt reality check about adulthood — and the internet is divided on whether he was being real or just too harsh. 😳🎓

The refs gave the ball to the WRONG team... who then attacked the WRONG basket 😭

Codie McMahon from Ole Miss is a bucket, and she's a dawg... Sheesh!

The footage from the Iowa Alpha Delta Phi hazing discovery is WILD. A fire alarm went off, police arrived and discovered pledges in the dirty basement blindfolded and shirtless. The two guys initially talking to police did not help the fraternity's case

Protect & Serve. Give him a raise.

An obviously jealous Asian weather broadcaster clumsily and passively aggressively disrespects an award winning Black American broadcaster live on air and she effortlessly deflects it with grace and professionalism.

Checking his phone like he just sat down in a car lol

Finally a sport I can win

The Bills Every Year!

Man created his own Pixar-style movie trailer to propose to his girlfriend on New Year’s Day. 🎬 🎥 💍

AUDI CROOKS WAS EATING TODAY VS KANSAS. SHE CAN’T BE STOPPED. 41 Points 4 Rebounds 19/28 FG

Lmbo

He Ain’t Lying! 😏….🤣

Jewel Ham created Spotify Wrapped as her internship project for the company in 2019. Not only did they not hire her, they took the idea and ran with it. It is now the biggest cultural moment that Spotify has every year. Another example of Black innovation being stolen by white supremacy. Shout out to @whateverjewel for being a Black innovator. She deserves the credit for Spotify Wrapped. Comment FANPOD to watch the latest episode of the Invested Podcast w/ @tamishaharris

I couldn’t leave Chicago without getting a cut from my old barber, Zariff!