TheAbsoluteState

Commission by @Mitamory 🧎

@ArmchairW @ripplebrain I'm assuming *your* strategy is to post so much retarded shit that future generations won't know what to pick and will just give up?

@ripplebrain This reaction image defines him. It will be the only thing he is ever remembered for.

⚡️BREAKING: Planefag found dead against outer fence of Eglin AFB in apparent suicide

未熟少女🩷🌙

@mayfieldjoshu @tryhard_joe I'm sure SOCOM would love to adopt a can that blows up when you dump 3 mags through it. Not.

@tryhard_joe I’m sure your tests are just far better than the SOCOM standard. They’ll probably adopt your standard any time now.

B&T literally this morning: “I don’t think you can break our print X” B&T when I break their Print X in three mags: “we will not be warrantying that”

@sounds_nerdy @tr1tech @AutismCapital Then play a different game, dipshit.

No, the point is having options. I don't have time to learn how to tune a car in Forza. I'm not a car guy; I just want to play the game. I also have a life outside of video games and have dozens of other games I want to play. I don't want AI playing the game for me, just a helper.

We joked that with the new Xbox CEO it would now be the Copilot Box and lo and behold, it’s became the Copilot Box.

@planefag >4schlong post mocking him >'actionable defamatory material' Jesus, he's NGMI as a lawyer either.

he's still mad lmfao x.com/ArmchairW/stat…

@0z0kun @Report_Forecast @shiningcamellya No it didn't. x.com/Pimmypiez/stat…

@TheAbsoluteSta2 @Report_Forecast @shiningcamellya It got deleted

Classic

@norvegiaus @Report_Forecast @shiningcamellya x.com/TheAbsoluteSta…

@TheAbsoluteSta2 @Report_Forecast @shiningcamellya you’re a redditor, aren’t you

@sebagerino @Report_Forecast @shiningcamellya Are you legally blind nigga

@TheAbsoluteSta2 @Report_Forecast @shiningcamellya There is no link. What are you talking about?

@Robbie_Render @Rightanglenews IQ is a pseudo-scientific swindle but a high IQ still somehow directly correlates with a country being functional and not a dilapidated shithole. Really makes you think. 😏

@Rightanglenews IQ is largely a pseudo-scientific swindle. medium.com/incerto/iq-is-…

BREAKING - An Africa-based research team aiming to disprove Western claims about low IQ in African countries is going viral after conducting mass IQ tests in Lagos, Nigeria, only for over 50% of participants to score below 70, with a median score of 69.7.

@NotWoofers Both. Most of the time the account posts gunslop pulled off instagram etc.

Russiaboo or engagement farmer? You call it.

Total nonsense. Now they’re complaining that Russian soldiers aren’t being given an opportunity to reload before a drone hits them.

@Thomas_Vera_ @I_am_Tkgold >Africans watching the most dogshit action sci-fi ever written

@I_am_Tkgold That moment when the AI realizes it’s more than just code chills every time. Absolute cinema

Rating 1000000/100 🔥 🔥 🎬🎬One of the GOATED Best Action packed movie scene of all time. 🔥 🔥 WATCH HOW ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE AWAKEN SELF-AWARENESS IN THIS EPIC PACKED SCENE 🔥 🔥

@AnarchyDying @DocStrangelove2 It's a 2016 movie, dawg. imdb.com/title/tt266738…

@DocStrangelove2 Fucking AI dogshit slop

Did they seriously use a Magpul handguard as a suppressor? LMAO

@Report_Forecast @shiningcamellya Literally just click the link, dumbass.

@shiningcamellya Great use of bayonetta btw

@ArmandoMema Dude it's March, you're about five months too late with this gay ass routine.

Madam, maybe we should reopen dialogue with Russia again.

@DRS40Ch @Channel6ixNEWS @JeetYeeter Pajεεts are so useless that their call to fame is killing a Haitian family of three through sheer incompetence 😭

@Channel6ixNEWS @JeetYeeter Your entire face looks like a punching bag dude. Here’s and advice. Don’t get out on the highways. Your natural predators will be waiting for you.

I am Indian Saar we need 10,000 more H1Bs Saar

@pupgirlblair How troons stare at you before jumping off a bridge

🎸学パロシンフォギア໒꒱ 𓏸*˚ 学園の人気物

@StarNMoon2000 @Ser_I_Krem @WVojakk You're neither poor nor disabled, stop larping.

@Ser_I_Krem @WVojakk "Video games are meant to be PLAYED" Yeah, tell that to the poor and disabled, buddy.

ツヴァイウィングのライブよかったなぁ…(再掲)

RT @p45piyoko: シェムみく #シンフォギア #symphogear